Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Is that a gay superhero? Blasting out rainbows from his shield while laying in bed with children, I don’t think this artist thought this one all the way through. Which is incredibly shocking
     
  2. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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  3. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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  4. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    Finally, someone's asking the important questions
     
  5. "She knows guys are memorizing her name and going back home to masturbate to her" is amazing
     
  6. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I also assume anything anyone does on Facebook is too keep me from masturbating
     
  7. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

    It’s the only reason I put up pics of me with my kids.
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    BOJANGLES IN SALUDA IS A JOKE! They will NEVER get another penny from me!!!.....for starters I waited 10 mins before someone came to register even noticed that people had walked in and waiting. I order 4 tender meal side was suppose to be mashed potatoes NO GRAVY!...INSTEAD I get 2 tenders...guess what was on potatoes?....Gravy!.....and no biscuit. They corrected order...took a while but anywho... think I'm good....wrong.....HERE COMES THE CLASSIC!!!!!....Go to fill drink.....NO ICE....I SAID ma'am can you give me some ice yall are out in lobby....she said I KID YOU NOT......WE ARE OUT OF ICE!!!!!....ICE!!!! Girl says but the drink that comes out is cold....NO MAAM IT IS NOT!!!!....ASKED FOR MONEY BACK.....TOLD NO!!!!! ENJOY THAT 10 BUCKS ITS LAST YOU WILL GET FROM ME
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  9. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    HERE COMES THE CLASSIC!!!!!
     
  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    ASKED FOR MONEY BACK.....TOLD NO!!!!!
     
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  11. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    NO GRAVY!!!
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I also eat mashed potatoes with no gravy, so I can see where this lady is coming from.
     
  13. milquetoast

    milquetoast Firm Security
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    Barbaric
     
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  14. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Good mashed potatoes, sure, but fast food mashed potatoes need the flavor sauce.
     
  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I would like to say sorry to everyone. Yes I went back to jail. Thought I was being helpful but got charged with trespass again this time I was cleaning trash up that blew over onto their property after all the wind storm that we've had. I thought I would be courteous and just go ahead and get our trash off their property but they caught me on deer camera and I got arrested for the weekend I am not going to hide the fact that I was in jail and I'm not going to hide the fact that yeah I waved at their deer camera that was set up but I thought I was doing them a favor I got arrested for trespassing there was no malicious intent I was not trying to cause an argument I thought I was doing something nice but it came back to bite me in the ass Kimberly and Eric Hudson I do not know what I have done so wrong yes I waved in your deer camera thinking it was a fake did not know they were going to take it so seriously this family has harassed us since the day Steve Thompson got hauled out of our house buying ambulance and the ambulance reproached on there property the last time I had a conversation with Miss Kimberly Hudson it was a nice and cordial conversation.
     
  16. Nug

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    Sorry you're in jail TC but this isn't facebook, this is the-TMB
     
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  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Yes I waved in your deer camera thinking it was a fake
     
  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    how the apostles died.jpg

    HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.

    1. Matthew. Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

    2. Mark. Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

    3. Luke. Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

    4. John. Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
    John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

    5. Peter. He was crucified upside down on an x shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

    6. James. The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.

    This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

    7. James the Son of Zebedee was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry.

    As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial.

    Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

    8. Bartholomew. Also known as Nathaniel. He Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

    9. Andrew. He Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony.

    His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words, "I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it". He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

    10. Thomas. He Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Subcontinent.

    11. Jude. He Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

    12. Matthias. The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot. He was stoned and then beheaded.

    13. Paul. He Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

    Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor to compare to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith.
    And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

    Pass on to encourage other Christians. Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer, but stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
    Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK. But find it easy to read other books?

    Why is it so easy to ignore a massage about God,
    Yet we forward the nasty ones?

    Why are Prayers getting smaller, but bars and clubs are expanding.

    Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity, but very difficult to engage with God?

    Make this message your contribution to the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ.
     
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  19. Irush

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    Man the Romans were fuckin cool
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Yes, the apostles definitely looked like Danny McBride and Jared Leto
     
  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    HEAVEN HAS STRICT
    IMMIGRATION LAWS
    HELL HAS OPEN BORDERS

    ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7:13‭-‬14‬ ‭KJV‬‬
    "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

    ‭‭John‬ ‭14:6‬ ‭KJV‬‬
    "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
     
  22. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Another point for hell
     
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  23. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Uhhh, according to Catholics the only thing required to immigrate into heaven is a baptism and an earnest apology. I’m sure if Biden’s border plan had the same requirements, this person would be thrilled.
     
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  24. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Sprinkles on head or dunked? Southern Baptist insist dunk only
     
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  25. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Bunch of Ted Cruz lookin' mother fuckers
     
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  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I appreciate you guys allowing me to scream into the void ITT.
     
  27. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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  28. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    People like Jordan, Lebron, Denzel, Rogan, Eminem.
     
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