Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. Principal McVicker

    Principal McVicker Not so New Member
    Cleveland BrownsColumbus Blue JacketsColumbus CrewCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    I aint gonna post it, but some pro lifers are now sharing fetus pictures.
     
  2. MANPOW

    MANPOW Come & knock on our door - We’ve been waiting 4u
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersPhiladelphia EaglesAtlanta Braves

    apparently trending now on facebook....so fucking stupid

    YES!, I'm a female. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I count on my fingers in math. I hide the pain from my loved ones. I say it is a long story, when it really is not, just to get out of having to tell it. I cry a lot more than you think I do. I care about people who don't care about me. I am strong because I have to be, not because
    I want to be. I listen to you, even when you don't listen to me. And a hug will ALWAYS help. Yes, I'm a girl!!!!! Re-post if you're proud to be one ♥ ♥
     
  3. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
    Donor
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    Didn't realize my thought process until after I played the move.

    [​IMG]

    Check the other tabs
     
    Struggler, Funnyman2417, AUB and 5 others like this.
  4. Obscure Movie Reference

    Obscure Movie Reference Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesAlabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesSan Francisco 49'ers

    do not like.png
    girl is clearly some type of anorexic
    [​IMG]
     
  5. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    Ass like a horse skeleton.
     
    HoosDaMan and AuB like this.
  6. Obscure Movie Reference

    Obscure Movie Reference Bama, Southern Miss, Barves
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesAlabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesSan Francisco 49'ers

    can you imagine how badly she would feel towards herself if she weighed 90 full lbs?
     
  7. kslim

    kslim Guest

    our friend justin from the osu fanbase has blessed my feed with this......it is captioned "Its cardboard optimus prime"

    [​IMG]

    for the record its this guy

    [​IMG]
     
    Joe_Pesci likes this.
  8. Croomsday

    Croomsday Born On A Mountain Raised In A Cave
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis GrizzliesGrateful Dead

    baby bump from reddit
    [​IMG]
     
    Buster likes this.
  9. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    ewwwwww
     
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  10. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    which one?
     
    Ty Webb likes this.
  11. Croomsday

    Croomsday Born On A Mountain Raised In A Cave
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis GrizzliesGrateful Dead

    just noticed her head is shaved
     
  12. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
    Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksGreen Bay PackersDetroit Red WingsBayern Munich

    looks like shes having twins
     
    Buster likes this.
  13. Croomsday

    Croomsday Born On A Mountain Raised In A Cave
    Donor
    Mississippi State BulldogsMemphis GrizzliesGrateful Dead

    also note the "how the grinch stole christmas" sleep pants and t shirt..plus the wolf on the wall
     
  14. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
    Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksGreen Bay PackersDetroit Red WingsBayern Munich

    What it comes down to is that quite simply is a disgusting human being
     
  15. BRC

    BRC Pro Gamer
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsManchester CityPoker

    looks like a ps3 in the background

    not surprised such a shitty creature plays a shit system
     
    Joe_Pesci, BlazingRebel and Dynk like this.
  16. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail
    Donor

    well the slut does stay in swanky places at least.
     
  17. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

    From this morning.

    In 26 minutes. Sadly, these are just a few of the countless posts about that fuel additive.
     
  18. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

  19. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksDemocrat

    I do not know this chick but this comment was posted on a story from a local news station I follow, the story is about the "plan B" pill being in a vending machine at Shippensburg University, The fist line of this literally hurt my brain this morning, she goes on to defend it throughout but there are like 100 comments I don't care to drag over.

    :blowup:
     
  20. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideUSA RugbyAtlanta BravesWashington CapitalsBaltimore Ravens

    wow
     
  21. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

    You have a kid with the genes of a rapist, have fun raising a future sociopath. My god that bitch is stupid.
     
  22. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
    Donor
    Clemson Tigers

    Not a ps3. It's a shitty DVD player or VCR. Notice the input cables on the front of it.
     
  23. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Thought Pearl was bad. He signs nearly every post jimmy jamezz and posts every 10 minutes. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001046727548&v=wall
     
  24. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
    Donor
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    waka.jpg

    Not a single post had correct spelling
     
  25. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersCleveland BrownsCrystal PalaceCleveland CavaliersCleveland IndiansPGAGrateful DeadNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    loled @ WEED & DRANKS
     
  26. Legend

    Legend -

    "weed and dranks" is spelled correctly
     
    TDCD and SWIMFAN like this.
  27. Fred Flintstone

    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesAtlanta BravesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful Dead

    Is that a bong below the wolf picture?
     
  28. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
    Donor
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    :edmond:
     
  29. Legend

    Legend -

    how else do you spell weed?
     
  30. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay Lightning

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore
     
  31. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
    Donor
    San Francisco GiantsSan Jose SharksSan Jose Earthquakes

    There are 2 in my news feed right now.

    One is my borderline retard godsister who has given birth to 2 wards already and has a 3rd on the way. She posted that she's 3 months pregnant and her sister ripped into her about getting her life together before she has another kid, and people were telling her to please stop smoking while she's pregnant. It's pearl-esque but with better spelling

    The other one is people asking for donations for a girls funeral. She was a tweaker and drunk driving, got into a high speed chase with PD and got away, then she tried to climb a tree with her suv going 80+ mph all in a residential neighborhood
     
  32. I CANE on her face

    Donor

    How far did she get? Tree's are hard to climb in cars
     
    SWIMFAN likes this.
  33. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
    Donor
    San Francisco GiantsSan Jose SharksSan Jose Earthquakes

    Like 6 or 7 feet she got some big air. This is her, who coulda seen this coming:

    [​IMG]
     
  34. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
    Donor
    San Francisco GiantsSan Jose SharksSan Jose Earthquakes

    Here's the perfect 10 in the big air small suv category

    [​IMG]
     
  35. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Isn't that enough cash for a funeral?
     
    Struggler and Guns like this.
  36. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsDenver NuggetsKansas City ChiefsAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballBig 8 ConferenceBig Ten ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I'm fairly certain that that's not how genetics work
     
  37. SWIMFAN

    SWIMFAN Waiting for 2016: New President, New Coach
    Donor

    yea, i can easily buy a gallon of gas, some matches, and a pile of logs, and have about 2 grand left over
     
  38. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
    Donor
    San Francisco GiantsSan Jose SharksSan Jose Earthquakes

    I just saw on the news about some dumb broad hugging a tree with an suv, then there are rip statuses popping up on Facebook, then I learn the 2 are connected

    Maybe the cash burned up in the car :idk:
     
  39. I CANE on her face

    Donor

    Holy fuck...
     
  40. orangeonmymind

    orangeonmymind Well-Known Member
    Atlanta BravesCarolina PanthersClemson Tigers

    watching the president speak this week gave me a fresh perspective. His ability to motivate and inspire is profound and empowering. He also made me laugh very hard - showing humor and hard work can go hand in hand. His skills of speach give clarity to my goals and calm my mind

    :facepalm:
     
  41. Coach Bombay

    Coach Bombay Well-Known Member
    Donor

  42. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    Just fucking wow
     
  43. Red Rover

    Red Rover Neck water faucet, mockingbirds mocking
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishPhoenix Suns

  44. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
    Donor
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    not a bad idea
     
    TheChatch likes this.
  45. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Whoever invents that - instant millionaire.
     
    GaSouthern likes this.
  46. Red Rover

    Red Rover Neck water faucet, mockingbirds mocking
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishPhoenix Suns

    Yeah that's what I thought too. Funny that it came from one of the dumbest people I've ever met and a high school dropout.
     
  47. Waters  Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people.
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

     
  48. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
    Donor
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    I just don't even know what to say about this picture
    [​IMG]

    :facepalm:
     
  49. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Lions

    I would kill this person.