Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

yea lemme just put something out there for a billion people that has no intrinsic value and at the same time claiming i have a reasonable expectation of privacy by putting some random ass fucking disclaimer on my status

yea. that'll work

 

Remember this kid? ^



Pot, meet kettle. 3rd comment and his 2 likes seem to be the only ones to pick up on the irony...

 

Have Fun

 

laughed audibly when i read this a minute ago

 

Did this cunt have rockets on her shoes? How the fuck did no one call her out on this?

 

That made me shudder. I'm going to try and make me a new friend today

 

She had to be talking about a bicycle

 

I'm a stupid fucker. Still fuck that bitch just cause.

 

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  Sarah ******

• Miss Kayla just got a bath. Poor girl has been so itchy lately. Losing a lot of her beautiful coat, plus where she would nurse between her back legs is so raw that it has bled. I don't know about those Allerg-3 pills that her vet had given her, it is also a battle trying to get her to take the middle part of it. Grrr. Paraguard works, but unfortunately it has been discontinued.

 

this chat log has been going around. absolutely cringe worthy

 

That's awesome. If we had facebook back when I was in HS, that's what my conversations would've looked like, unfortunately.

 

His wall is a gold mine.

 

"or I can eat you out or w/e you want, it's cool" lol

 

Sarah ******

Yesterday we went to Valentine. Jer didn't get to go tubing or canoeing, and I didn't get to go to Youngs Westernwear. We did eat supper at the Rosebud Casino and we did gamble a little bit. brought home around $0.79 after putting in about $3. It was fun though.​

 

One of my best friend's from HS. She is white, lives in NC, and has 2 mulatto babies with another on the way.....

Also, she's a Phoenix.

 

Posted 2 hours ago. 3 likes already.

 

jeffrey atkinson is funny

 

Don't you love when insignificant shits are so delusional they think people that are important give a fuck about the course of their lives.

 

OMGoodness I just won another $55 on a scratch ticket!!!!!! I think I need to get a lotto ticket, maybe I can win a few million!!!!!!! I will share don't worry!!

 

Preparing for my surgery tomorrow. Please be in prayer that they do not have to do a bowel resection with my hysterectomy. I will have mom and Jay keep everyone updated​

 

Hate seeing this pop up w/ more regularity...

 

I count 37 squares

 

I got 39.

(18) 1" x 1" squares
(9) 2" x 2" squares
(4) 3" x 3" squares
(8) 1/2" x 1/2" squares

 

i got 41

 

16

 

Plus one really big square around the whole thing.

 

Oh, fuck me

 

0 is the answer

 

TRICK QUESTION, They're all rhombus'

 

fuck this world for glorifying fat people and discriminating against people who have enough self respect to stay in shape.

 

you should make a fat joke on the status

 

The Dove ad is also slightly photoshopped to make the models appear fatter. The same company owns Dove and AXE

 

are you tandn

 

i would fuck all of them

 

nope

 

damn, those dumbasses could've went back in & gotten another 8pack of nuggets. no need to fight over the last one like that

 

lolfags

 

oh. i recognize the steak in your sig, just cant figure out who you are

 

btuck

 

Besides the darkie at the bottom