Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    Good for her.
     
  2. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

    Who knew Wolverine dug fat chicks.
     
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  3. BearlyHere

    BearlyHere Is this thing on?
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    :gaddam:
     
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  4. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    They were right. She was a little fatty then turned into a big fatty and will continue to cost society both monetary and social prices.

    full disclosure, I'm fat, but not proud of it and/or trying to make people or myself accept it.
     
  5. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  6. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    I couldn't breathe
     
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  7. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    is there a more vulgar social media behavior than grief tourism? a 21 year old girl from my hometown was murdered in cold-blood by her next door neighbor. of course my feed has been full of contrived statuses from people who never would have known her name if not for the, you know, murder part. a few of them were so ridiculous that a convincing argument could be made that they were parodies. shit along the lines of "i regret never meeting *murdered girl*. i'm still beyond mad about what happened. you touched more lives and were loved by more people than you will ever know. RIP"

    i hate people

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grief Tourist&defid=4819084
     
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  8. Drew

    Drew Miami, Xavier, AS Monaco, Chelsea
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  9. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    She'd be really pretty if she just lost a few...oh wait, that's how we got here.
     
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  10. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  11. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Sarah ***** Cats with Asthma support group
    Kayla sure has had an attitude since her vet visit today. She got an inflamatory shot for her belly, he is talking about putting her on an anti anxiety medication if her shot doesn't work.
     
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  12. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    fucking lol
     
  13. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i have no clue how you tattoo that on someone without laughing.
     
  14. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    No shit. Do you know this joker?
     
  15. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    my old roommate cuts hair now(really cool but odd guy.... used to do a lot of drugs) and was cutting his hair. old roommate is friends with the tattoo artist that did it. tattoo artist is actually very very talented.
     
  16. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    thats friedskillet
     
  17. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    That's hilarious. The kid must be retarded to get that tat.
     
  18. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    goodlooking tat imo
     
  19. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I can't tell what it says, "faith" "fetish" or "do not ever fucking hire me."
     
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  20. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    He is from canton, nc. The people there are so weird.
     
  21. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    Ok guys, which one of you did it?
     
  22. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    This made me cringe.

    in my pants

    [​IMG]
     
  23. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    slutty girls will always get a like from me
     
  24. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  25. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  26. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    33 unread texts. Kayla is a whore anyway.
     
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  27. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  28. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  29. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    I get it, but still seemed weird to do include the Happy Anniversary part
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    Tish Stanley

    Happy Anniversary and Veteran's Day to grandy and grandad :)


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  30. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    So excited for the Hunger Out tonight! 12 hour, overnight fast with awesome people and awesome activities! :)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

    Like · · 2 hours ago ·
    Pretty sure that 12 hours without eating or drinking isn't any kind of a big deal and almost per usual for a lot of normal people.
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  31. titsorgtfo

    titsorgtfo Well-Known Member
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    What a stupid bitch
     
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  32. Charlie Sadler

    Charlie Sadler one of the best living coaches in football history

    Passed all 3 of my teacher certification tests!! Guess their really going to let me do this ;)
     
  33. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Anything that involves what some retard is eating.

    Not I, or anyone else that reads this, gives a shit what you are eating, unless you're at the fucking french laundry.
     
  34. 19B

    19B Did your parents have any children that lived?

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    I'm no math major or anything, and I'm just going back of the envelope here, but December 1st being a Saturday only happening once every 823 years...that sounds legit to me. Better repost. Also, need ideas on what to purchase on my credit card since I'll be paying it off in 4 days. Please, no cheap suggestions; big ticket items only.
     
  35. Honda Hawk

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  36. Honda Hawk

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  37. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Lol. Waterloo
     
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  38. Honda Hawk

    Honda Hawk Well-Known Member
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    That dumb bitch has got three babies with three dudes. She got a tat of the third dumbasses name on her wrist thats out getting boozed right now. She did the tat just TWO MONTHS after they were dating...kept posting "its not crazy, its love." :facepalm: then had #3 eight or so months later :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    That baby may make it past this speed bump, but that kid be doomed
     
  40. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    NSFW ** kinda

    mens ass

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    Girls be like...matching tattoos with the bestie!!! Lol

     
  41. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    And matching outfits too? Can we get some back story?
     
  42. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Gay?
     
  43. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    probably a work uniform imo
     
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  44. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  45. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    beer delivery
     
  46. Titan

    Titan Active Member

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    dam you snappin
     
  47. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    Anyone seen this?

     
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  48. dilworth

    dilworth baller on a budget
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  49. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Custer didn’t see them either
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    Isn't it too late at that point?