You can take my replica 2005 MasterCard Alamo Bowl trophy from my cold dead hands. I’m still savoring it 15 years later.
I, for one, appreciate Celemo suggesting it was only his Husk friends who told him how things would have gone h2h between NU and UM in '97 and not every non-UM friend in the world. Also, Penn State in '94 stood a MUCH better chance.
Who had a bigger overreaction? The Celemo overreaction to the game? Mrs Celemo overreaction of the Celemo overreaction to the game? Or Celemo overreaction to the Mrs Celemo overreaction of the Celemo overreaction to the game?
Full confession on overreacting to college football games. Auburn vs. Georgia 2013 I had a mixed crowd watching at my place. When Aaron Murray scored late a Bama friend that was over went nuts and I proceeded to Hulk smash the coffee table and tried to fight him. I was escorted out by other friends and missed the “prayer in Jordan Hare” reception live.
After the 2011 #Texas Longhorns vs #Texas AandM Aggies alt game I’m pretty sure I just stayed in my bed for a full 24 hours and the closest I got to death so far it was pretty bad
This is bad, but “loudly rooting against your team even though his team isn’t playing” guy can get fucked.
I fully believe Apple is being dicks to everyone to force Christmas purchases. Never in my life have I had so many absurd autocorrects. My phone currently autocorrects "time" to "tome" without fail. I appreciate that it forced me to learn what that word meant "a book, especially a large, heavy, scholarly one" - but definitely had never once used it.
Not this exact reason, but this is a part of why we have cameras everywhere. You get to review the tape of any ridiculous occurrence like an NFL analyst to start your day. This has caused plenty of unnecessary debates - but those few that I had a clear and definitive win of the argument.....totally worth it.
because in the age of hyperrealism the only way to make anything mean anything is intersubjective consistency
Depends on the context. I have friends that are loud and obnoxious about their team and I have no issues with laughing at their team when shit hits the fan.
If Arkansas is ever good again my wife is not even close to ready for how I will act during games But we suck so she is prob fine
all of my dinner plans got tossed out the window by everyone else insisting they knew better so i gave up.
My 4 year old is out here roasting everyone. stopped the thanksgiving dinner to ask his grandparents why they don’t live together. They are divorced and both remarried. then he asked the step grandfather why he’s dressed like a clown. He’s wearing some elastic wasteband denim type pants with a braided belt.
My girlfriend is currently on a Zoom call with her mom and aunt who live together. They’ve got the laptop set up on the dining room table and are eating while other people on the Zoom call aren’t. Do you want to join? Are we at the fucking zoo? No I don’t want to join.
q u i t f u c k i n g b r e e d i n g Jk I’m drunk by the fryer and festive, for real grateful for a lot of y’all over the past 11+ years
In this same vein, my closest friend group has one Auburn couple in it and they always want to watch the Iron Bowl with us. I don't get it. It's such a bad idea. None of us would get this bad, but it's just weird no matter who wins. That's the one day a year I draw a hard line at hanging out with Auburn fans.
Beat my 10-year-old nephew in match play earlier in sudden death. Nice way to pregame Thanksgiving meal. Earned those calories. I know I know. It sounds unfair. But my tees were like way further back.