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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Nov 12, 2015.
You were this days old when you learned you’re related to NoNatty
What’s this book bc I’m 100% buying it for my brother’s two children at Christmas
edit nm already answered
Look man, all I know is where can I sign up to bang two chicks at the same time without fucking my kid's psyche up.
Also make sure you don't end up like that other poster who got into swinging and got a divorce just a couple of months later.
in LA terms Eathan is on the benign end of the spectrum
That would require him Leaving SC which hasn’t happened before
Dan Patrick ?
outside of Wilhoit (it’s 35 minutes south of Prescott on the 89).
what the fuck
Apache junction has nothing on rural northern Arizona.
Ok you win - Jesus
Yeah, that’s a great thread
I’m exaggerating, he’s traveled for Clemson games. Never lived anywhere outside SC tho
Exhibit A: Colorado City… Warren Jeffs country
I've lived in the valley for 7 years and that's about as redneck as I know.
I honestly don’t even know what this means.
consistent with my in-laws being MAGA rednecks, it doesn’t take long into the family tree to find polygamous Mormons.
he decided we should watch the warriors game because he thinks they’re fun to watch but currently they’re getting their asses kicked
Make it clear she is the wife and that it's her girlfriend not mine.
gotta make it clear you're the top, not the bottom bitch
my FIL has been banned from grocery stores for a long time because whenever he is sent for one thing he’ll buy 20 other impulse purchases and spend $100
my own dad as far as I know has never entered a grocery store in his life
Eathan is just joyriding in this relationship
Have you ever been north?
also he thinks my tv is too big. I mentioned that he’s sitting in the closest chair to the tv and could move but “I like this seat”
Flagstaff and Sedona a handful of times. And drove to Vegas once before I moved here.
I don't doubt these areas exist.
You should come up with a train related hot-take and watch things fall of the rails
Oh thats easy
"Did you see elon musk's underground tunnel car thing? I bet trains cant do that "
Sure but are you allowed to eat your wife's girlfriend's vag?
Oddly specific, but yea
Pile Driving Miss Daisy trying to figure out the blueprint
that would get him riled up but mainly because he hates Elon Musk
I wish I had the spine to go down that road but it's long since passed. I'm mostly morbidly curious because Dan Patrick had a similar TMB-famous adventure that didn't end well.
this is where i'll get weird, some people get into open relationships to "save" their relationship that is already dead, others have open relationships because its what works for them as more sex positive people
My situation is not similar to Dan Patrick - that's borderline libel
MIL and grandfather in law have now been arguing about whether or not Madonna is attractive for a solid 5 minutes while on a phone call with us.
GOD not big enough
- he has a live stream of trains going through Arizona on his iPad while we watch basketball
- my wife is making a cake and he is putting the leftover chocolate frosting on saltine crackers as a treat
Too late for an OSU jersey and cargo shorts joke?
Is your MIL normal?
can one man be even more perfect
I'd be pretty thrilled to let someone else fill my wife's emotional and physical needs. So bravo.
she’s a left wing Presbyterian who reads dailykos. she’s very funny
gfa's FIL is the epitome of sigma
GFA’s FIL : Trains
Bobfather : Amateur wrestling
he goes into our kitchen while we’re still watching this game and the wife and I hear
“dammit now look at this, son of a bitch”
it seems he was trying to fill his water bottle from our fridge but accidentally activated the ice dispenser several times