Family members around the holidays

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    You were this days old when you learned you’re related to NoNatty
     
  2. skiedfrillet

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    What’s this book bc I’m 100% buying it for my brother’s two children at Christmas

    edit nm already answered
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Look man, all I know is where can I sign up to bang two chicks at the same time without fucking my kid's psyche up.

    Also make sure you don't end up like that other poster who got into swinging and got a divorce just a couple of months later.
     
  4. Lyrtch

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    in LA terms Eathan is on the benign end of the spectrum
     
  5. skiedfrillet

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    That would require him Leaving SC which hasn’t happened before
     
  6. bro

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    Dan Patrick ?
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
  8. NoNatty

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    outside of Wilhoit (it’s 35 minutes south of Prescott on the 89).
     
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  9. Lyrtch

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    what the fuck
     
  10. NoNatty

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    Apache junction has nothing on rural northern Arizona.
     
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  11. The Hotch

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    Ok you win - Jesus
     
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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  13. bro

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    Yeah, that’s a great thread
     
  14. skiedfrillet

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    I’m exaggerating, he’s traveled for Clemson games. Never lived anywhere outside SC tho
     
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  15. The Hotch

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    Exhibit A: Colorado City… Warren Jeffs country
     
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  16. Jimmy the Saint

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    I've lived in the valley for 7 years and that's about as redneck as I know.
     
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  17. Detlef Schrempf

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    I honestly don’t even know what this means.
     
  18. NoNatty

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    consistent with my in-laws being MAGA rednecks, it doesn’t take long into the family tree to find polygamous Mormons.
     
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  19. GoodForAnother

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    he decided we should watch the warriors game because he thinks they’re fun to watch but currently they’re getting their asses kicked
     
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  20. Eathan Edwards

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    Make it clear she is the wife and that it's her girlfriend not mine.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    gotta make it clear you're the top, not the bottom bitch
     
  22. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother in honor of the revolution its half off at the gap
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    my FIL has been banned from grocery stores for a long time because whenever he is sent for one thing he’ll buy 20 other impulse purchases and spend $100

    my own dad as far as I know has never entered a grocery store in his life
     
  23. Dump

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    Eathan is just joyriding in this relationship
     
  24. NoNatty

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    Have you ever been north?
     
  25. GoodForAnother

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    also he thinks my tv is too big. I mentioned that he’s sitting in the closest chair to the tv and could move but “I like this seat”
     
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  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    Flagstaff and Sedona a handful of times. And drove to Vegas once before I moved here.

    I don't doubt these areas exist.
     
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  27. Eathan Edwards

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    You should come up with a train related hot-take and watch things fall of the rails :grinch:
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

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    Oh thats easy

    "Did you see elon musk's underground tunnel car thing? I bet trains cant do that "
     
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sure but are you allowed to eat your wife's girlfriend's vag?
     
  30. Eathan Edwards

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    Oddly specific, but yea
     
  31. Lyrtch

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  32. GoodForAnother

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    that would get him riled up but mainly because he hates Elon Musk
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I wish I had the spine to go down that road but it's long since passed. I'm mostly morbidly curious because Dan Patrick had a similar TMB-famous adventure that didn't end well.
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    this is where i'll get weird, some people get into open relationships to "save" their relationship that is already dead, others have open relationships because its what works for them as more sex positive people
     
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    My situation is not similar to Dan Patrick - that's borderline libel
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    MIL and grandfather in law have now been arguing about whether or not Madonna is attractive for a solid 5 minutes while on a phone call with us.
     
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  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    GOD not big enough
     
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  38. GoodForAnother

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    - he has a live stream of trains going through Arizona on his iPad while we watch basketball

    - my wife is making a cake and he is putting the leftover chocolate frosting on saltine crackers as a treat
     
  39. Celemo

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    Too late for an OSU jersey and cargo shorts joke?
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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    Is your MIL normal?
     
  41. Dump

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    can one man be even more perfect
     
  42. ~ taylor ~

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    I'd be pretty thrilled to let someone else fill my wife's emotional and physical needs. So bravo.
     
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  43. GoodForAnother

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    she’s a left wing Presbyterian who reads dailykos. she’s very funny
     
  44. Lyrtch

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    gfa's FIL is the epitome of sigma
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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    sigmom
     
  46. BuckeyeRiot

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    It’s ligma.

















    LIGMA BALLS!!!
     
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  47. fsugrad99

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    GFA’s FIL : Trains

    Bobfather : Amateur wrestling
     
  48. GoodForAnother

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    he goes into our kitchen while we’re still watching this game and the wife and I hear

    “Aw, shit”

    *crash*

    “Jesus Christ”
     
  49. GoodForAnother

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    *thud*

    “dammit now look at this, son of a bitch”
     
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  50. GoodForAnother

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    it seems he was trying to fill his water bottle from our fridge but accidentally activated the ice dispenser several times