Family members around the holidays

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  1. bro

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    People that can’t be normal / subtle about weed really annoy me for some reason.

    “when we gonna go blaze breh!?!?”
     
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  2. Lyrtch

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  3. Bruce Bowen

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  4. Butthead

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    based on people trading super personal insults on here for a decade, you should be able to roast him in a lighthearted way. and i hope that you do this.
     
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  5. jbr

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    We just got our first “I am not hosting Christmas this year and definitely no more Thanksgiving” from my wife. This is in response to my FIL complaining that the NFL has gotten too PC and whatever happened to real performers at halftime because who is Big Sean anyways with all the yo yo yo whaddup dawg.
     
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  6. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    What are you supposed to eat so that everyone can do the formal meal?
     
  7. Jigga

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    My dad walked up as I was watching football with my son and starts asking if he wants to watch something else since the NFL is evil. My son said no I’ll just watch football
     
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  8. IvanTheTerrible

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    Strong Tucker Carlson viewer vibes.
     
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  9. poetictrojan

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    Had a good conversation about rappers grabbing their crotches over here. During macys parade my BIL also asked if Annie was now Anaya because the little girl performer was black. Getting real close to snapping and it’s not noon…
     
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  10. IvanTheTerrible

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    Y'all should invite me to family thanksgiving so we can really fuck shit up when it comes to race relations.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    He wants to drop the hard R doesn’t he.
     
  12. Bruce Bowen

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    It’s all Elvis’ fault! That hip thrusting sinner started it all.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    wait till you find out who Elvis stole that form
     
  14. IvanTheTerrible

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    The "NFL is evil" rhetoric may be my favorite one. Ultimately this will lead to a conversation about Colin Kaepernick. Godspeed for some of y'all.
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    Poor phrasing on my part. We weren't sitting down for a formal meal. I didn't find that out until after everyone had already eaten their individual meals so my wife started hounding my about when I was going to eat mine
     
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  16. Goose

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    From the family group text
     
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  17. poetictrojan

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    So bad. That will be when I snap. Fresno’s finest.
     
  18. poetictrojan

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    hahahha my BIL showed me that an hour ago…
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    MIL has commandeered the TV and is watching X Rated Spanish shows on Netflix.

    It's wild
     
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  20. Mr. Bean

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    Got one like that as well from an uncle in Florida
    My dad asked who big Sean was and if he was vulgar, I said no not particularly plus this is network TV on thanksgiving. A minute later I walk back in the room and the closed captioning reads “knew that ass was real when I hit it bounce back” and he just looked at me and peered over his glasses lol
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    how disgusting. Which one?
     
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  22. Tommy Callahan

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    If only this thread was around about 10 years ago. My mom has two sisters both divorced. Have a cousin who is on the spectrum but the topic was avoided forever so when he acted up it was just he is a bad kid. And to bring it full circle my grandfather was a huge train guy. Last trip he went on was to South Africa to ride a train at 88 years old. He was an amazing man though and I miss him dearly

    Actually my dad needed to post in this thread about 20 years ago and it would have been some super stories. Today is my wife, my parents and my dads brother. Thread does bring up some memories but a lot of them I was probably too young to understand
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Idk which one. Luckily our son woke up and it's now on cocomelon

    Not sure which I prefer
     
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  24. chet fire

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    I'm hoping my cousin, who looks and dresses like John Lennon from the Hey Jude album cover, doesn't start this shit with me.

    Smoking dope with him would be like doing acid with Bobcat Goldwaith. Nothing against the drug, everything against the environment.
     
  25. Jigga

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    MIL was putting rolls into a basket. One fell, she looked at it, picked it up, says 5 second rule, kissed it, then put it back.

    I quickly removed said roll and put it in the trash.
     
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  26. seanofthedead86

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    What the fuck? Kissed it!? :roll:
     
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  27. Lucky24Seven

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    Call me strange, but smoking anything inside a house is white trash. Step outside or use the garage. No one wants to walk into a house that smells like a freshly roasted bowl or cigarettes.
     
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  28. Jigga

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    I was telling my brother to go to a new Travis Mathew store in the mall since he wears shirts when he’s here from 2005.

    FIL says isn’t that the concert where they shot everyone?
     
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  29. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother in honor of the revolution its half off at the gap
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    have the replay of the Macys parade on between games and he’s currently trying to explain to my MIL why he likes the rockettes “for their precision”
     
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  30. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother in honor of the revolution its half off at the gap
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    me to wife: well I like the rockettes because they’re all six feet tall and hot
     
  31. dome foam

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    Should be a fairly easy “So, where are you going to college?”
     
  32. Struggler

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    Are your parents going to stop by?
    Mrs Struggler- I haven’t talked to them. No idea.
    (11:30 this morning they show up unannounced)
    We now have guests for dinner. FIL is great. MIL will add to this thread given a long enough run time
     
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  33. Iron Mickey

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    Obligatory god damn it
     
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  34. Clemson327

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    Forrest Gump of course.

    I just noticed that my FIL has replaced the American flag by his pond with the 1st Confederate flag. Judging by its condition, it was put up about a year ago.
     
  35. Iron Mickey

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    are you drunk

    I’m not judging
     
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  36. fucktx

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    My gf’s sister was drunk by 7am and told me, my gf, and their mom she hated us by 10am

    Her husband also told her he was divorcing her by noon today

    :beerchug:
     
  37. HoosDaMan

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    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
     
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  38. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode mr. brightside
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    escalated fast

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  39. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Did she wake up drunk? As someone who will drink with no shame in the morning, it’s fucking hard to get drunk that early without a head start.
     
  40. Fabulousthundercock

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    I’m very confused
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Oh look at Mr Richie Rich
     
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  42. WhiskeyDelta

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  43. fucktx

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    yeah blacked out last night then woke up at 5 and started drinking again while making breakfast
     
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  44. Tommy Callahan

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    At the time no. Had just taken an Econ test. Long night ahead though
     
  45. Iron Mickey

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    heterodox economics inshallah
     
  46. Gambler

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    This can only get better.
     
  47. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    That was the best time sorry not sorry
     
  48. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    me too

    Bruce Wayne are you saying that everybody was given prepared plates of food to eat wherever they wanted?
     
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  49. BamaNug

    BamaNug Half is a lie, but the good part's true
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    It's nice to be nothing but an observer ITT for once
     
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  50. Bruce Bowen

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    I got the vibe that it was make yourself a plate eat wherever/whenever you feel like it and Bruce was the only one yet to eat.
     
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