Family members around the holidays

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    ^I assume that the food was sitting on the stove hot, and with a lot going on, ppl could eat at their leisure?:idk:
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    Yes and apparently I didn't eat mine at the right time
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    I think she may have a problem.
     
  4. Seavie

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    I'm more confused as to WHY this transpired in the first place. Isn't the whole point of getting together to eat the meal together, at one time?
    Sure there are other activities but the meal is integral.
     
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  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Who is sisterNug spending the holidays with?
     
  6. Corky Bucek

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    I’m watching the Cowboys and Raiders game and my mom’s husband starts talking about the Rittenhouse case. I wasn’t interested in listening so gave him the yeah yeah yeahs. He then pulls out his phone and says check out all of these pictures (memes) my buddy sent. I said no I’m good and he then proceeds to read and explain them to me. One of them was a meme that said “bring up politics at thanksgiving and you won’t have to buy as many Christmas presents.” I almost stopped him and said looks like you have a few less to buy this year. Kind of wish I did now.
     
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  7. Iron Mickey

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    really bumbled a great opportunity there
     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Dad tried some bullshit when I said the conference I'm going to next week is requiring vaccinations. Even though he and my mom got boosters, he started aimlessly flinging shit like "I can't trust Biden" and "Fauci is complicit, he lied." I gave him a disgusted look and told him I didn't drive up all the way to my brother's to talk politics and he shut up and was fine after that.

    I just learned when I got back home that my SIL isn't going to vaccinate her kids so I'm glad I didn't know that beforehand or that she brought it up.
     
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  9. snowfx2

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  10. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    :roll: Mrs. Celemo just found out ten minutes before dinner that Meatball has porn on his phone. She is upset
     
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  11. Redav

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    She just cares about you and wants to see you eat/happy :twocents:
     
  12. Bruce Bowen

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    Son ran his head into a brick wall. Probably getting stitches in his forehead for the second time before the age of 4.
     
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  13. Dump

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    man what a Thanksgiving for you so far
     
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  14. Dump

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    like father, like son
     
  15. Bo Pelinis

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  16. Bruce Bowen

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    Actually yes. Had stitches in my head in preschool running into the corner of a picnic table.
     
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  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hold old is he again?
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    My DIL asked me my opinion on the case last week. This was after 8 hours of drinking and watching the Bruins face fuck (consensually) sc I went on an hour rant of the evils of white supremacy in the American justice system.
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    how disgusting. What kind?
     
  21. BamaNug

    BamaNug Half is a lie, but the good part's true
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    Redneck BF in Augusta
     
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  22. Dump

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    BamaNug took the holiday off so Celemo stepped up to the plate
     
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  23. bturns

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    wonder if I know this Person. Hmmm
     
  24. ~ taylor ~

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    "Well honey, maybe he was just doing his own research like his mom. At least his only gives his phone viruses."
     
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  25. Celemo

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    13
     
  26. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Seems fine tbh
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    I member the scrambled spice channel at 13 so it’s really just an improvement in technology
     
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  28. Celemo

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    Oh it is, I’ll post full story later this evening, I’m so glad I had some edibles beforehand
     
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  29. Bruce Bowen

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    Only needed some glue! Back to drinking
     
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  30. Bruce Wayne

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    SIL hooked up my wife and I with some and I'm here to say, I can't believe I've lived life this long without it
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Lol, 706 holla!
     
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Leeeeerroooyyyy Jeeeeennnnkiinnnsss
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Looking at porn at 13 isn’t bad at all. That’s 7th grade age. Every dude seen a Playboy by 13.
     
  34. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    tbf the shit a kid can find online now is a far fuckin cry from playboy

    but wtf do I know, I was groping Ashley [redacted] and quivering in my shorts in the library at that age
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Popped my cherry at 12.
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    I was touching v to JT Money at 13 is that good
     
  37. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    normal to good I think
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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  39. bryix

    bryix a crooked jerky jocky who drives a crooked hoss
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    Cocomelon is the bane of my existence. That and PJ Masks.
     
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  40. bro

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    I also watched porn prior to thanksgiving. We have that in common
     
  41. Bruce Bowen

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    Hell yeah Bruce
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  42. Iron Mickey

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    didnt expect Bruce on Bruce action on thanksgiving
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    :gfa:
     
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  44. Iron Mickey

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    stop stop I’m already full of meat
     
  45. dirtybert

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    FIL called his current wife by his ex wife’s name (my wife’s mom).

    My wife and I both heard it and watched in pure joy as the after dinner show began.
     
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  46. Willpépé

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    That’s dirty, Bert.
     
  47. jbr

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    This probably won’t land here because you need to know how much of a narcissist crazy person my FIL is, but my holiday is made by this doozy.

    His son is going through some self inflicted shit (as I’ve mentioned itt) and bailed last minute on thanksgiving.

    “The truth is, <son’s name> didn’t come because he didn’t want to face up to what he is giving up. He sees me, with everything a man could want, and knows he’ll never have it. I’m his standard and it’s unattainable for him now.”

    Me listening to this in real time: o_O
     
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  48. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Holy shit man
     
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  49. Iron Mickey

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    god damn, some old dudes are vile
     
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  50. SugarShaun

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    Master Teague would be so disappointed
     

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