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Neighbor is 3 girls that are randomly from or went to school in Louisiana. The odds of this happening are ridiculous, but here we are.
A person I know (friend would be a reach) in JH is renting a Moose for their Christmas thing for photo ops, this sounds like it could be a next level disaster but I'm not sure how domesticated moose are. I'll report back after it inevitably wrecks the entire event somehow.
Honestly I would attend solely to see how poorly this thing goes but I''ll be back in god's country (either Atlanta or Nola) when it's happening. I've already requested photos.
I would pay premium ticket pricing to see a group of drunk people attempt to catch a damn moose. Would likely be safer to have to catch an Alligator.
The JH militia could have "Guy on a Buffalo" (technically bison) and a moose force if shit hits the fan.
I drunkenly wandered out of dinner in Jackson last year and was face to face with a bison. Holy shit are those large animals. I calmly walked backwards back into the hotel and then sprinted in the other direction.
There used to be one in WA when I lived there. I’d literally get off the road (highway) we were taking to just do a drive by. They are absolutely fucking massive. It’s our national mammal and my absolute favorite fact about them is……….. A lot of males are gay. They prefer to mount and be mounted by other males.
There was an emu farm close to where I grew up. Being a drunk high school kid meant many attempts at riding the emus. It never ended well and led to at least one ER visit. Good luck with your moose.
MIL tried to get a canvas printed but just sent the ppl a screenshot of her camera roll she got a canvas of her camera roll
My wife purposely bought my youngest son Xmas pajamas with black Santas all over them just to get a reaction out of my FIL when they come up for the holidays.
My wife and I are doing mini-Christmas today since I’m (COVID test this week pending) flying stateside for actual Christmas and she’s staying here to do Christmas with her mom. Yesterday: Me: *puts Xmas cards in her stocking Her: …..are we giving each other Christmas cards? Me: I mean…I assumed so? You like Christmas cards so I got you some? Her: ….I didn’t get YOU any! *stricken face* Me: well that’s perfect since you like them and I can take or leave them so sounds like it’s the best of all worlds Her: *worried face continues* Today I had to go do Reserves things for a few hours. Whilst I’m there I see a few charges on the card from the shop down the the road. I ask what it was and she said she got a new French press to replace the one that broke earlier that week (which is not technically a lie) When I get home: Me: *long look at the Christmas card that is now in my stocking* Her: Mini Santa said if you mention the card on mini Christmas it’ll make mini baby Jesus cry. Me: fair enough dear