Family members around the holidays

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  1. Biship

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    Parents are divorced.

    dads SO of 12 years has a daughter that is an addict (heroine).

    My sisters refuse to be around her, make it clear she is not invited. Dads SO keeps insisting she be included in all family stuff.

    We were supposed to have a get together at sisters house. Dad calls to make sure SO’s daughter can come. Sister is like fuck no, not invited.

    feel bad for my dad being caught up in the middle. Also his SO needs to take the hint and quit insisting her adult daughter be included with them. Daughter DGAF about being included.
     
  2. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Ah, my bad.
     
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  3. Redav

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    My dad is "hey play this YouTube video" guy and is already shouting videos for me to search for and play.
     
  4. Detlef Schrempf

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    Have you seen the one where the lady falls while stomping on grapes?
     
  5. jbr

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    This is my FIL and SIL. They were sitting next to each other yesterday just rapid fire “have you seen …?” for a good five minutes.

    My wife wouldn’t let me take video of it.
     
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  6. TC

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    Dude, she is a heroine. How can you overlook her heroism like this?
     
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  7. Chipper>Jeter

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    My best friend called me last night to tell me he tossed his BIL out of his house during dinner. His BIL has millions but chooses to live out of his van and just float around the country crashing on people's couches free loading. He showed up at my buddy's house a few weeks ago and has just been mooching non-stop. He is prone to saying and doing inappropriate things as a way to push buttons. Well last night at dinner he called my friend's 4 year old a son of a bitch at dinner. My friend finally snapped and threw his ass out into the front yard. Tossed his keys and clothes to him and told him to have a Merry Christmas :laugh:.
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hell yes, fuck letting people mooch off you. My wife's uncle has so much of his finances depleted from his wife's kids (his step-kids) being leeches.
     
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  9. Chipper>Jeter

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    Well and his BIL has a huge trust fund yet doesn’t carry and cash or credit cards. Just a drivers license.
     
  10. TC

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    Wait, is this the plot to Christmas Vacation or not
     
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  11. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Trying to find an open urgent care this morning for my wife. Did something to her back and can’t stand up or walk without her legs giving out. Merry Christmas.
     
  12. Chipper>Jeter

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    Yeah but cousin Eddie in this case is wealthy and possibly bipolar
     
  13. DriveByBBQ

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    Is your friend’s BIL Eric Lannon?
     
  14. Detlef Schrempf

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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    Just get her some cocaine. Make it a White Christmas!
     
  16. seanofthedead86

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    You don't become a millionaire by spending your own money.
     
  17. wes tegg

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    :roll:
     
  18. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Congrats on all that trick fucking yall did. She said she wanted a Christmas Bow and you just bowed her up.
     
  19. COVIDiskilingme79

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    My BIL's girlfriend is arguing that her 8 year old son should be allowed to open everyone's gifts and then everyone comes and gets them out of a pile after he's opened all of them.

    She just said it's obvious that we don't have kids because this is how Christmas works with kids.

    :doge:
     
  20. SugarShaun

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    Maybe it’s because I don’t have kids but that woman and her kid sound like psychos
     
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  21. COVIDiskilingme79

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    You're a 100% correct.
     
  22. dump

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    your BIL’s girlfriend? So your sister?
     
  23. Detlef Schrempf

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    I have kids and can confirm that lady is a psycho.
     
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  24. One Two

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    Not necessarily Dumpster
     
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  25. bro

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    Congrats on the sex
     
  26. DollarBillHokie

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    Kids are like puppies. You need to teach them patience. This kid probably will grow up pissing on the floor and eating food off other people’s plates.
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    Look him dead in the eyes and start opening them yourself.
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    I kind of want to meet this BIL.
     
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  29. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea - feel like this would be worth the price of admission.
     
  30. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Wife's Brother's Girlfriend.
     
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  31. Shinzon

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    Was she an only child? About the only way I could see someone thinking that one kid should open all the gifts.
     
  32. Struggler

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    Have him hand out the gifts. Keeps her kid busy so she doesn’t have to parent.
     
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  33. Shinzon

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    And it sounds like it’s not even his kid?
     
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  34. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Correct
     
  35. wes tegg

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    I meant the van life guy, not the whipped one.
     
  36. Shinzon

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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    That's fucking insane. Kids deliver the presents to the adults, not open them for the adults. She's an idiot.
     
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  38. Eathan Edwards

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    Wife's friend - whom is a fairly prominent porn star isn't able to fly back to see family now due to Covid so MLS asked if it was ok if she comes to family Christmas with us. Definitely going the edible route now.
     
  39. Owsley

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    This is what we call a power move, folks.
     
  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Fairly prominent? Like top 100 or more like 101-500?
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    Top 50 on pornhub ranking - on a Brazzers contract.
     
  42. DollarBillHokie

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    Better question: would Nandor the Relentless need to ask SugarShaun for her name after given a picture.
     
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  43. Chipper>Jeter

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    He was telling me a few Christmases ago his BIL just showed up out of left field. He hitch hiked halfway across the country and was going to surprise my friend's kids by dressing up as Santa. The only thing he could find open on Christmas Eve was a 711. So he bought a bag of cotton balls and super glued them to his face to make a beard. He made a Santa Hat out of red construction paper. He said he almost pissed himself laughing when the guy busted up in their house and yelled Merry Christmas.
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    Now I need to meet this guy…
     
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  45. Eathan Edwards

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    This guy should be negotiating appearance fees
     
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  46. Shawn Hunter

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    Good question. Going to need a name.
     
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  47. Chipper>Jeter

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    He also showed up this year looking like the damn unabomber. Randomly decided to clean up about a week into his stay. He shaved and cut himself a very crooked mohawk :roll:
     
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  48. dump

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  49. blind dog

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    A big portion of my wife’s family is Vietnamese and we always have homemade egg rolls and fried rice on Christmas. Always amazing. Years ago when I developed shellfish allergy she quit using shrimp. This year lady that makes them put scallops in rice, she didn’t know I was also allergic to that. So now I’m at hotel trying to make myself throw up with an epipen on stand by

    merry Christmas
     
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