Parents are divorced. dads SO of 12 years has a daughter that is an addict (heroine). My sisters refuse to be around her, make it clear she is not invited. Dads SO keeps insisting she be included in all family stuff. We were supposed to have a get together at sisters house. Dad calls to make sure SO’s daughter can come. Sister is like fuck no, not invited. feel bad for my dad being caught up in the middle. Also his SO needs to take the hint and quit insisting her adult daughter be included with them. Daughter DGAF about being included.
My dad is "hey play this YouTube video" guy and is already shouting videos for me to search for and play.
This is my FIL and SIL. They were sitting next to each other yesterday just rapid fire “have you seen …?” for a good five minutes. My wife wouldn’t let me take video of it.
My best friend called me last night to tell me he tossed his BIL out of his house during dinner. His BIL has millions but chooses to live out of his van and just float around the country crashing on people's couches free loading. He showed up at my buddy's house a few weeks ago and has just been mooching non-stop. He is prone to saying and doing inappropriate things as a way to push buttons. Well last night at dinner he called my friend's 4 year old a son of a bitch at dinner. My friend finally snapped and threw his ass out into the front yard. Tossed his keys and clothes to him and told him to have a Merry Christmas .
Hell yes, fuck letting people mooch off you. My wife's uncle has so much of his finances depleted from his wife's kids (his step-kids) being leeches.
Well and his BIL has a huge trust fund yet doesn’t carry and cash or credit cards. Just a drivers license.
Trying to find an open urgent care this morning for my wife. Did something to her back and can’t stand up or walk without her legs giving out. Merry Christmas.
Congrats on all that trick fucking yall did. She said she wanted a Christmas Bow and you just bowed her up.
My BIL's girlfriend is arguing that her 8 year old son should be allowed to open everyone's gifts and then everyone comes and gets them out of a pile after he's opened all of them. She just said it's obvious that we don't have kids because this is how Christmas works with kids.
Kids are like puppies. You need to teach them patience. This kid probably will grow up pissing on the floor and eating food off other people’s plates.
Was she an only child? About the only way I could see someone thinking that one kid should open all the gifts.
That's fucking insane. Kids deliver the presents to the adults, not open them for the adults. She's an idiot.
Wife's friend - whom is a fairly prominent porn star isn't able to fly back to see family now due to Covid so MLS asked if it was ok if she comes to family Christmas with us. Definitely going the edible route now.
Better question: would Nandor the Relentless need to ask SugarShaun for her name after given a picture.
He was telling me a few Christmases ago his BIL just showed up out of left field. He hitch hiked halfway across the country and was going to surprise my friend's kids by dressing up as Santa. The only thing he could find open on Christmas Eve was a 711. So he bought a bag of cotton balls and super glued them to his face to make a beard. He made a Santa Hat out of red construction paper. He said he almost pissed himself laughing when the guy busted up in their house and yelled Merry Christmas.
He also showed up this year looking like the damn unabomber. Randomly decided to clean up about a week into his stay. He shaved and cut himself a very crooked mohawk
A big portion of my wife’s family is Vietnamese and we always have homemade egg rolls and fried rice on Christmas. Always amazing. Years ago when I developed shellfish allergy she quit using shrimp. This year lady that makes them put scallops in rice, she didn’t know I was also allergic to that. So now I’m at hotel trying to make myself throw up with an epipen on stand by merry Christmas