Family members around the holidays

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  1. BWC

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    :crossedarms:
     
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  2. BWC

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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    This fucking board. Lol
     
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  4. BWC

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    Yesterday, I asked him if he was spending the Chinese New Year in Dongguan (where his girlfriend lives) and he immediately replied “yes, that’s why I’m doing the surgery tomorrow. Need a week or so to recover”

    All of it has been so nonchalant, like this is a perfectly normal life circumstance.
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

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    I mean, if I needed it done I'm going to Dongguan for sure.
     
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  6. BWC

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    Getting more of the story now. Girlfriend is a dermatologist and has been asking him to do this for over two years. Somebody got an ultimatum haha
     
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  7. Eathan Edwards

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    What does he get in return - feel like that should be a significant give & take (no pun intended)
     
  8. bryix

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    nah, a single sausage casing.
     
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  9. BWC

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    “This is totally different from Taiwan”

    I’m just going to leave out the context
     
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  10. Eathan Edwards

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    To elaborate on this - the reason I'm saying this is multifold:

    Had a professor from there.

    Apparently it's known for drugs and prostitutes or at least was in the 2007/2008 range.

    And name is pretty funking funny for the procedure.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    Taiwan #1 of accepting hoods.
     
  12. BWC

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    I probably shouldn’t phrase it this way, but I knew exactly what you were getting at.

    They’ve cracked down a lot since right about that time, at least according to my understanding/what I have heard.
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So why is he getting a circumcision again? His girlfriend doesn't like his hooded penis?
     
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  14. BWC

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    He is now showing me “anesthesia” on his phone. And then said his girlfriend told him he doesn’t really need it for this operation…
     
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  15. Henry Blake

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    Sounds like you need to get some stories from him about his bff. Gotta be some good stuff.
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    This may need to be moved to the stupid shit wives/gfs thread at this point.

    What's her argument?
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    lol fuck that bitch
     
  18. BWC

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    I believe this is spot-on. Also likely on the health side of things, given she’s a dermatologist.
     
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  19. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Can we get the remains sent stateside and made into a sick charm for the racing tortoise to wear?

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  20. BWC

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    It gets worse…she does circumcisions as part of her medical practice apparently…those poor poor patients
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    Have you seen the dick? Scale of 1-10 how bad are we talking here?
     
  22. BWC

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    And so it begins…

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  23. BWC

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    Fortunately, cannot confirm
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    On the scale of fat hairy pig bertwing to dream boat Eathan Edwards how hot is she? How out of his league is she? Does she have a magic vagina?
     
  25. repoocs

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    There's still time.
     
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  26. BWC

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    Maybe yes, maybe no. It’s a fluid situation at the moment
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    I'd probably make him show me before I got in the line just to know how absurd of a request it was.

    If the guy actually needed it, fine. Fairly confident this gf is nuts and am fully interested in hearing more about the backstory here.
     
  28. BWC

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    Most likely yes on the last part. The odds are good.

    He’s a nice guy, so I’m sure she rules him with an iron fist. A bit surprised he was able to resist for 2+ years to be honest.
     
  29. Henry Blake

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    We need a before and after pic
     
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  30. repoocs

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    It will be, if the damned thing gets infected.
     
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  31. BWC

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    Oh god…just came barging out of the door: “hey BWC, please watch it for me”

    his bag
     
  32. BWC

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    Apologies for clogging up this thread by the way. Was catching up on it while waiting for him to show up and was lazy.
     
  33. Henry Blake

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  34. BWC

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    A satchel, actually
     
  35. Eathan Edwards

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    If someone complains about this content then they should be relegated to a JV board or something.
     
  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    Assigned to Texags
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Family members around the holidays: Cucked guy in Taiwan forced to get circumcision by gf
     
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  38. BWC

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    *From Taiwan
     
  39. BWC

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    Nurse just walked in with a small cooler. Hopefully unrelated
     
  40. BWC

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    I think she knows I’m on to her…

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  41. repoocs

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    Holy shit. What's in that cooler? Is she harvesting foreskins for some sick reason?
     
  42. BWC

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    Doc just walked out, nodded at me and said “Ok” and walked off
     
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    :iseeu:
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    he thought he wanted sex reassignment
     
  45. Funshot Residue

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    "2022, year of the (cut) Cock"
     
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  46. Can I Spliff it

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    I thought this was a line for adult circumsions for moment
     
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  47. BWC

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    Come one, come all
     
  48. BWC

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    Oh man, the old man, bow-legged walk…but happy to report, our tragic hero has survived.
     
  49. fsugrad99

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    Helll yeah
     
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