Family members around the holidays

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Well, that's not technically for him.
     
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Also, this guy graduated from jump school in 1992. One year after Desert Storm? 9 years before the second Iraq war? Not trying to be rude, but what did he protect us from again?
     
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  3. ashy larry

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    what has nana done for jump school graduation anni in the past?
     
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  4. ashy larry

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    the bad guys
     
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    Jump school is just paratroopers, not pilots I believe
     
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  6. jbr

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    I don’t have answers to any of these questions. I don’t talk to him about this stuff for obvious reasons.
     
  7. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    He proudly served in the Kris Kross jump of '92
     
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  8. WhiskeyDelta

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    She’s going to look for he photo so I’ll post it if it’s found
     
  9. The Blackfish

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    nut up and ask
     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Tell him I care
     
  11. WhiskeyDelta

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    Grenada? Panama? Other threats to our freedom?


    Anyone assigned to an Airborne division can go to jump school if they meet the requirements.
     
  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    Also fuck you for making me realize 1992 was 30 years ago. I was thinking “so he went in the early 80s?
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    In fact, im grilling right now in honor of his 1992 jump school graduation. If he didn't graduate jump school then, present day would be unrecognizable
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

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    Tell him Apple put in a new salute emoji in his honor
     
  15. jbr

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  16. Woodrow

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    Holidays aside ... Watching the kids play sports is my favorite regular weekend activity, assuming the weather is decent. Seeing parents/grandparents voluntarilyskip sporting events just does not compute.
     
  17. The Blackfish

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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    Did you miss the '92 part of 1992? Or where i referenced both Iraq wars?
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

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    Does he wear desert storm veteran hats?
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    i went to 21 jump school
     
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  21. jbr

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    It’s some kind of military hat. I’ll check later.
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

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    Lmao jump school is three weeks long

    :roll:
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Coursera certifications take longer lol
     
  24. tylerdolphin

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    Have you ever considered that maybe those years were so quiet because the baddies knew jbr's FIL stood in the way?
     
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  25. WhiskeyDelta

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    He’s so high speed he went back in time.

    Also my only reference point to when Grenada was a throw away line from Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, which I thought was “Grenada; 93” but was apparently “Grenada; 83”
     
  26. ashy larry

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    why doesn’t anyone care about the time i went to summer camp thirty years ago
     
  27. Constant

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    And once he graduated they had to watch for attack from above as well!
     
  28. WhiskeyDelta

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    Jesus, my course to be a passenger (Air Crew Fundamentals) was two weeks long
     
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  29. Name P. Redacted

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    jbr you’re a very patient/kind man for letting this dude hang out.
     
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  30. Constant

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    Really, how much is there to learn?
     
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  31. fattus

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  32. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Not accurate at all. Went to Catholic school and never took a picture holding my dick.

    The priest held it for us.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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  34. Jigga

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    Yet
     
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  35. Shawn Hunter

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    Things that take longer to complete than than jump school:
    Dog training school
    CDL school
    Kindergarten
    Literally any academic program at my local community college, even the ones that are just a certificate
    Reading War and Peace
     
  36. HoosDaMan

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    I see this as a missed opportunity to gain favor with the FIL, especially if you’re not that close. You could have gotten a cake from the local grocery store bakery, slapped happy anniversary, stuck an army man on top, and toasted him with a good drink and he probably would have loved you forever.
     
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  37. jbr

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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    and I officially feel old
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    You’re obviously missing the point that this type of person will always find a new way to be miserable.
     
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  40. seanofthedead86

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    My 10 year anniversary of graduating boot camp is coming up and I expect you fuckers to do something real nice for me.
     
  41. Gallant Knight

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    Post your address I would love to feed you and your family with some delicious tuscani pizza
     
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  42. seanofthedead86

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    I was hoping to ruin a kids baseball game
     
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  43. Shawn Hunter

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    I can make a 10 year anniversary logo. Do you like circles?
     
  44. seanofthedead86

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    As a matter of fact, I do.
     
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  45. ~ taylor ~

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    Thank you for your service.
     
  46. panchoswanson

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    My brother and sil and sister and bil have kids involved in all sorts of shit and were very against any organized holiday thing. The parents threw a fucking fit. My sister said we will have pizza and subs and drinks on Saturday, take it or leave it. The parents begrudgingly showed up and pouted for awhile and eventually begrudgingly played cards against humanity and those twisted old fuckers about put themselves into the hospital laughing. Sometimes you gotta force those olds to take off the church khakis and have a drink.
     
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  47. Bruce Wayne

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    Sounds like someone wants a participation trophy
     
  48. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    The amount of pettiness it takes to steal run-of-the-mill selfishness’ thunder like that. Something to behold.
     
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  49. Gunners

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    My uncle’s batshit crazy wife decided she was going to take pictures of everything at my other uncle’s wake/funeral/burial. No matter the event, she always puts on a show

    Experiencing this lady once every 5 or so years is more than enough for me
     
  50. Tobias

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    i just finished jump school ama