Family members around the holidays

Just got this text while at the wonderful post malone/jelly roll concert

 

Some people literally can not just enjoy life and let other people enjoy life without dragging them down

 

Back home for Mini Delta's birthday and then my brothers kinda-wedding-but-mostly-a-reception-since-we-did-the-wedding-already thing next week.

Mostly chill but then getting beaned by the occasional comment out of left field. Brother dropping the occasional misogynistic comment about someone's appearance, Dad dropping the "you know we're a minority around here now" comment at the mall, Mom implying that my daughter who is leg pressing 350 pounds is getting a little chubby, and a weird amount of people saying "whores" about various things or slut shaming 15 year olds.

 

it's like a fucked up haiku

 

Welcome back to America! We’re bigger pieces of shit now!!

 

Land of the free, home of the brave!

 

Love it or leave it pal!

 

Both literally and figuratively

 

Everybody knows bigred is the best concert partner

 

Lots of people are saying it

 

sad to learn that jelly roll lived through the night.

 

This is some next level hatred, did he do something I miss?

I don't really have much of an opinion of him positive or negative. I would never purposely play his music but I wouldn't instantly change the station if a song came on

 

have you interacted with user bro before?

 

we've had enough of the fat whites with tattoos who poach from black culture and then get on Ozempic.

 

who is the one in the middle

 

charmeleon

 

I

lose



controooooooooooool

 

get a grip

 

Mike Posner

 

we get it, you love Jelly Roll. It is okay, this is a safe space to admit your flaws.

 

I don't really mind Teddy Swims. Thank you

 

couldn't care less about Jelly Roll, but hoping a random celebrity dies isn't mentally stable behavior

 

is it random if he is the anti-christ? keep up, Druce!

 

watching the Vatican live cam and this is cool as fuck I think I found my new church. how do I join.

 

User bro’s posting about jelly roll is as weird as user boo mfers posting after the Florida natty

 

many geniuses aren't respected during their time. it is okay. my vindication will come.

 

Teddy Swims at least has a great voice. Jelly Roll isnt talented and I dont know why he got famous.

 

I don't wish death upon them, but it's some new archetype of dude that keeps getting spawned on earth for us to endure.

 

Pretty sure JR is a good person I think, at least he does a ton for prisoners

 

cultural appropriation is punishable by death in bro 's America. Bury Timberlake under the jail.

 

Interesting to see bro’s takes on these guys but he remains silent about Ted Nugent and Kid Rock

 

All I’ve been able to understand is that bro thinks these guys are appropriating another culture because they are tattooed and fat. I don’t know if that’s quite the angle someone should be taking.

 

I had Maddox Jolie in a Celebrity Death Pool for a bit and it wasn’t cool.

 

I don’t know shit about Jelly Roll, but there is a celebrity that’s a former realty TV star and friend of Jeffrey Epstein that I very much hope dies very soon.

 

Tbh Jelly Roll is a hilarious name for a fat dude and I think that’s all he needed.

 

I think he’s done quite a bit for underprivileged kids in the Nashville community too.

 

My parents are apparently keeping their a/c on 85 during the day and 80 over night.

 

I don't know why, but old people love the heat

Had a neighbor i would go visit with that kept his house at 80 all the time and would complain about the cold draft when the door was open and it was like 90 outside

 

It’s because of poor blood circulation

 

Are all Canadians medically trained like you

 

I would say most of them are not as knowlegeable as I am.

I have another advice, if you are constipated, cheese is not your friend

 

when is the best time to consume poutine?

 

3 beers before the best time to consume Skyline.

 

the Day after drinking

the nap is Rocky but efficient after the poutine fix

 

Gotta watch out for Canadian Log Roll ruining your snooze.

I mean shitting in your pants.

 

One of my colleagues is meeting her dad's new girlfriend this Sunday (Mother's day really doesn't seem optimal) and I beleive she's like 24-26 age range.

I'm sure it'll go smoothly though.

 

Your friend is bill belicheck’s daughter, cool humble brag