Family members around the holidays

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  1. IHHH

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    I do not understand these men, well I do a little but unless you plan on just having sex with the 20 years younger gf and go back to doing 40 years old things I cannot see it, and I would feel awful doing that also.
     
  2. Lip

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    I doubt he’s only 40 my dude
     
  3. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    maybe he is? idk i along with everyone else is waiting with bated breath for further updates on this kooky situation
     
  4. IHHH

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    i was talking about myself

    so Even worse for belichik obviously

    lay off the box wine Lip

    Although it wasn’t very clear .
     
  5. bigred77

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    Users Lip and bro been on quite the terror lately
     
  6. Lip

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    first of all, how fucking dare you

    do NOT group me in with that man
     
  7. Lip

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    tequila tonight :bananallama:

    and I’ve barely even started
     
  8. bro

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  9. IHHH

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    tequila is so underrated, people always think of tequila like a cheap shot college drink. But when you find the good ones it is a game changer
     
  10. DuffandMuff

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    Just had three tequilas neat at a favorite spot down the street from me during happy hour.

    Fortaleza repo (last pour out the bottle so it was free)
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    G4 anejo
     
  11. bro

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    Mezcal and tequila cocktails rip everyday of the week
     
  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I guess some of you aren't familiar with jelly's work with the great Shaboozey.
     
  13. MLS

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    I wish, it's just an old dude dating a young girl and his daughter hates every aspect of it

    If it was Bellicheck I would have John Cena entry music queued up on my phone
     
  14. skiedfrillet

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    I’m late 30s and the idea of dating someone in their 20s sounds exhausting. Just terrible all around
     
  15. bigred77

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    Seems like every relationship like that that I've personally witnessed involved the young girl going out and partying a lot without the old guy, which typically involved sleeping with guys her age while still going back to sleeping with the old man in the morning
     
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  16. Wywan Bwowna

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    Also probably lots of cocaine.
     
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  17. Nug

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    poutine is gross

    i said what i said
     
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  18. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    JFC
     
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  19. Biff Bridges

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    French Fries: Delicious
    Brown gravy: Delicious
    Cheese curds: Delicious

    Together, still delicious. Absurd take.
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    I’m never cheating on my wife, purely because I have no interest in dealing with a 25 year old female. A woman in her 40s is plenty, thanks.
     
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  21. MLS

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    Talked to the colleague tonight - nothing eventful other than "Pretty sure my inheritance has found a new home " and it seems further along than she thought it was.

    She's 35, dad is 64, potential MIL 24 and a half. The next full family gathering should be interesting.
     
  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    Yuck.
     
  23. Hank Scorpio

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    I would equate it to a trip to Vegas. Fun for a weekend, but goes down hill quickly after night 3.
     
  24. Nug

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    This large age gap thing seems to be a common theme in your social circle?
     
  25. zeberdee

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    maybe I'm just old myself, but with how gracefully women are aging these days mid-30s really feels like where you find a woman in her prime if that's what you're going for.
     
  26. Lip

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    nice touch on measuring her age in half years lol
     
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  27. MLS

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    Not at all, 5-10 years is pretty common but I don't personally know anyone rocking a remotely similar age gap to this.
     
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  28. Vito Corleone

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    I’m not a kink shamer I swear, but I get pretty grossed out seeing women in their 20s with men 50+. If a women is over 30 and with a man twice her age, also kind of yuck .
     
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  29. Lip

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    this sounds like kink shaming
     
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    To me it speaks to some dysfunction in their lives or a very transactional relationship, but whatever makes them happy.

    Although I promise you that when I’m in my 60s and someone my age is trying to date my daughter, nobody is going to be happy.
     
  31. Vito Corleone

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    I know
     
  32. JRodMK1

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  33. blind dog

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    My FIL was friends with MIL's dad when he started dating MIL when she was like a senior in high school. He's older than his wife's mom. Have now been married almost 50 years but it's still disgusting and makes me uncomfortable
    And before dump comes flying in with hillbilly slaw stereotypes they are from Dallas
     
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    There's no way it's anything other than a younger woman looking to get some money and a man being very very superficial about physical attraction.
     
  35. ashy larry

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    sometimes you can’t explain love
     
  36. Lip

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    that’s just like your opinion, man
     
  37. dump bueckers

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    yeah but what part of Dallas
     
  38. Lip

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    sounds like the fuckin’ part
     
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  39. ~ taylor ~

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    Daddy issues are thing, too.
     
  40. blind dog

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    I think the dad's family was originally from some small community near Waco & mom's family was originally from Stephenville if that helps you dunk on some specific area of this shithole state
     
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  41. 42yard

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    Can be simultaneously true that the whole state is fucked and this absolutely tracks
     
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  42. football501

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    My wife is from a small community near Waco and went to college in Stephenville. Crazy.

    Also she's a year and half younger than me fwiw
     
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  43. bigred77

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    Thanks to a random like, I just read back through this whole saga and this made me laugh harder the second time
     
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  44. bigred77

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    Go Texan Rider!
     
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  45. skiedfrillet

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    idk if i'm just too high but i'm baffled by how this is written
     
  46. bigred77

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    It's written just like a true love story of #fightdarian
     
  47. blind dog

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    TLDR imo my father in law is a groomer who married his prey and they have been together for 50 years
     
  48. MLS

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    His wife's GFIL was friends with her father when her father started dating her mom, who was in high school at the time.

    They're from Dallas and have been married for 50 years. hth
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    Can we get some ages on everyone involved
     
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  50. MLS

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    Same, we've got to be talking approx 90+ for the FIL here right?
     
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