Family members around the holidays

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  1. Tobias

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  2. BrickTamland

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    Didn’t realize this post was three years old now.

    Update: I’m pretty sure there’s three or four pours left in this bottle
     
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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    You better go buy some Coke!
     
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  4. Bricktop the white

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    No, her mom preemptively announced her plans to stiff me if she lost so I counted that as a cancelling of the bet.
     
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  5. IHHH

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    This kinds of pisses me off, I understand that you got to pick your fights but that shit is why trump got elected in the first place...complete ignorance.
     
  6. Arkadin

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    Right but the dude doesn't live in America
     
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  7. IHHH

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    Yeah me neither. Not sure why I posted that.

    And I am sure it’s a goddam pain in the ass for you guys to discuss this with your family because inevitably someone around you supports this mess.
     
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  8. Arkadin

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    Yeah. If people think I'm a dick on here wait until I tell you to get fucked in real life for being an idiot
     
  9. IHHH

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    You are good imo, you just believe in what you think and it’s not ever outlandish. You like to argue too, but that’s fine. Especially on a board that is supposed to be about football.

    And I will admit that I thought trump would be a good thing for the USA, like a bad mistake and lesson learned. This is insane. Can’t believe anybody could ever support this clown anymore. It’s sad
     
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  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    :doge:

    In what fucking way was making an awful businessman and reality TV star president potentially a good idea? It was just a matter of how bad could it possibly be.
     
  11. tylerdolphin

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    Same. Observing from a distance I figured everyone would realize what a dumpster fire he was once he was sworn in. I definitely didn't understand the level of cognitive dissonance involved in changing someone's mind when they already went all in on defending a guy before he took power.
     
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  12. Koby Salman

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    Uh oh.....bad move on TMB
     
  13. tylerdolphin

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    Speaking for myself, I figured you guys would be horrified at like a 75/25 clip after a year and that blowback would make Trump a non-issue and show people the light.

    I overestimated people.
     
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  14. CUgator

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    Just remembered the other good story lines:

    - cousin (divorced) is bringing his gf of three months that he’s convinced is (the next) one.
    - two other cousins coming that don’t see eye to eye. Their dad died a few years ago and left each good chunks of change. The brother didn’t spend a penny and recently paid cash for his house in LA. The sister (multiple trips to rehab, DUIs before 21, etc) is upset at the brother because she blew her money on travel, cars, and who knows what else and is now realizing she has no money to buy a house.

    I’m ready.
     
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  15. VaxRule

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    You underestimated the extent to which the Republican party was willing to debase themselves for money. They don’t care about the country. They don’t care about democracy. They don’t care about the rule of law.
     
  16. bigred77

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    I love it when a bunch of $100,000ionares refer to a multiple billionaire as a terrible business man

    I dont like the shit way he acts any better than the next guy. But to say that peoples stupidity is what got him elected and then pop off shit about him like he was a complete failure in business life prior is pretty fucking ignorant

    Did he have a silver spoon? Yea, but I have know lots of people who have had that and will never have the success that guy did.
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Man. What a bunch of fucks coming in here ruining what was one of the best threads
     
  18. Whammy Business

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    Trump’s kind of a shitty business man, too.
     
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  19. tylerdolphin

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    You're right. My bad. Probably should have taken it to one of the political threads.
     
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  20. Arkadin

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    Yeah. He's trying to draw an equivalence with other silver spooned dudes. But Trump got about a billion bucks
     
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  21. Arkadin

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    Nah. It's pretty much going to be a topic of fucking everyone's holiday. So might as well start now
     
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  22. bigred77

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    Yea, in yalls shitty families, and this is the thread where we tell stories of shitty family stuff during the holidays
    Not where we call each other idiots because of the president you voted for
     
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  23. Arkadin

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    I don't think anyone was doing that :idk:

    Any of the family I hang around hates the guy so no stupid conversations to be had around that at my holidays. We'll all mock him together
     
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  24. fsugrad99

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    We are same friend

    It sucks

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  25. IHHH

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    My fucking bad guys, I was just trying to explain how foreigners felt about it. Glad tylerdolphin felt pretty much like I did. No more polotics
     
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  26. Arkadin

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    I think he might have misinterpreted that conversation because I felt like we were all just shooting the shit
     
  27. HatterasJack

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    Wouldn’t say he is a terrible business man but he’s no genius either. Someone did an analysis showing he would be worth about 3 times as much today if would have just invested his money in an S&P index fund back in the day.

    Anywho, my pretend environmentalist sister in law is at it again this year. In her email regarding thanksgiving she mentioned a bunch of ways everyone can help the environment like bringing food in recyclable or reusable containers, carpooling, buying sustainable and ethical meats, etc. I am itching to reference her Chevy Tahoe in a response again. Or maybe the ski boat.
     
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  28. IHHH

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    It’s what shitty family members do around the holidays :)
     
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  29. Biship

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    Sister in law who is a super narcissist always hosts Thanksgiving and demanded to do the turkey this year. She can't, doesn't cook. Can't time anything. My favorite holiday is going to get fucked.
     
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  30. Bill the Butcher

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    First lol at thinking brick has $1000 to pay someone. Second, this post and any like it.

    Some people have legit pathetic shit bags for family memebers. Not people who post memes on Facebook. My infamous BiL of this thread and the dad thread got locked up again. Another DV charge for beating on the baby's mom he is to have no contact with and we had his kids for 6 months. Now the County is telling him he can't be around her again or none of the family can save his kids, they go to foster care. Kids look like absolute shit. Don't go to school. He showed up to a nieces birthday smelling like crack. I can go to family gatherings, you can.
     
  31. IHHH

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    This fucking stuff is good, always makes me laugh.

    People will go to incredible places to make themselves feel better because it’s a good trend. I fucking hate people because they are so stupid
     
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  32. Nug

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    what does crack smell like
     
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  33. IHHH

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    Your mother
     
  34. bigred77

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    Sorry fam, I may have gotten triggered by beer or something
     
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  35. IHHH

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    I am sorry BamaNug just too easy


    Like your mother


    Sorry again
     
  36. Nug

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    I don't think your apology is sincere
     
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  37. bigred77

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    Damn
     
  38. Arkadin

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    Just another holiday in the TMB household
     
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  39. IHHH

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    My apology is sincere, my posts about your mother are not. Just being a bad comedian tonight
     
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  40. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Can't go home for thanksgiving this year so I've already told everyone here don't invite me over because I'm not coming. Going to go get BBQ, come back, brisket coma, sit on the couch in my boxers and a tshirt, drink beer and watch football. I can't wait. But i'll definitely get to go home for christmas and bring back some good stories.
     
  41. buy_dont_lease

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  42. tjosu

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    Enjoying this thread from the sidelines this year...spending Thanksgiving in France with just the girlfriend :blessed:
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s been like this for me the past 5 or more years. It’s glorious.
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    Shut up bert
     
  45. IHHH

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    Tough to explain but I will try. Actually this is exactly how Americans are categorized around the world. You guys are known as dumb, fat and lazy. My thought process about trump went this way...no way he is actually trying to do this lol, what a joke.....wait a second, I thought it was just a stunt, how the fuck is this shit still serious?....and now

    I thought along this very simple process many more Americans would’ve woke the fuck up.

    And I interact with you guys a lot, Americans are not fat dumb and lazy. Not even close, a portion of your population is just not educated enough to understand what they are voting for. This is sad and it’s not democracy
     
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  46. southside

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    That’s accurate
     
  47. WhiskeyDelta

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    He fixed it about two days later. Fun coda to this though is I deployed to the sandbox in July and in August my upstairs bathroom flooded into my ground floor and I'm pointedly not mentioning the previous post to my dad in relation to that. Because there's nothing more fun than wondering if your stuff is ok for a several days while you're also working 12 hour shifts 7 days a week.
     
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  48. southside

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    That sounds pretty awful... But I also don’t give a fuck whether you think this is a dick measuring contest on who has the biggest shitbags in their family
     
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  49. IHHH

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    Go on..
     
  50. IHHH

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