Family members around the holidays

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  1. WhiskeyDelta

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    Seems reasonable
     
  2. thunderstruck

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    Sounds justified
     
  3. colonel_forbin

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    It's an odd but often hilarious family.
     
  4. bertwing

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    Nice humble brag on banging a white trash slut buddy
     
  5. IHHH

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    Or maybe two if the mother is such a dirty whore
     
  6. thunderstruck

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    Is the sister single?
     
  7. colonel_forbin

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    Well they are from Alabama, but the mother is more of a hippie than anything else and the family is Catholic and the women started drinking white wine at 11 am.
     
  8. Sportfan

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    My last three hours have been stuck watching the parades and dog show, not football. Also includes my mom perpetually shouting as my grandmother is selectively deaf and my mom apparently can not speak in multiple levels even when her mom isn’t in the room with us.

    Also the pre made meal they bought (wouldn’t let me get a badass one in Dallas) from their local shitty chain did not come cooked so we are three hours delayed.
     
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So, white trash yes.
     
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    There you have it
     
  11. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  12. John McGuirk

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    And then there’s Sunday...10.5 hours straight driving with an Iron Bowl hangover. I might not make it back to Texas alive...
     
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  13. buy_dont_lease

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    My brother-in-law at the table after a short lull in conversation: “so I bought an inflatable hot tub off Facebook marketplace...”
     
  14. CUgator

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    12 adults and 7 kids (all 5 and under) about to sit down to dinner and the power just went out. Should be fun!
     
  15. ono

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    Well at least he didn't lease it, right?
     
  16. Marbles

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    My mom made me take a shower. I showed her by putting on the same sweater and pajama pants after
     
  18. bigred77

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    Are you 6 years old?
     
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  19. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I have lovely family and inlaws and have nothing to contribute to this thread.


    Humbly brags
     
  20. bigred77

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    Congrats on dating a teenager
     
  21. devine

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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    Weather’s been shit so we aren’t going anywhere. No baby holding for grandma. On the plus side I’m drinking my booze and sleeping in my own bed.
     
  23. buy_dont_lease

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  24. Bo Pelinis

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  25. bertwing

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    Peep in them pajama pants and answer again lol
     
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  26. HurtsMcGoo

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    Sister told us to be over at 1 for Thanksgiving lunch. Came over around around 1230pm. Nothing was done. Ended up making the mashed potatoes, ham, vegetables, and the turkey didn’t even finish by the time we left. Ended up eating “lunch” around 3pm. Oh and I hurried out of work to this. Happy fucking thanksgiving y’all
     
  27. wes tegg

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    She said to be there at 1:00 and you showed up at 12:30? Sounds like you’re the psycho.
     
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  29. HurtsMcGoo

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  30. wes tegg

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  31. devine

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  32. Schadenfred

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    Is "Thanksgiving lunch" meant to be the noonish meal before Thanksgiving dinner, which would be sometime around 6? If so, I don't get what you're complaining about. If Thanksgiving dinner is in the evening and you show up at 12:30, then of course you should be expected to help.

    In short, don't show up so early or early at all if it bothers you to pitch in.
     
  33. HurtsMcGoo

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    We have it at lunch time because we usually go to church in the evening then come back to eat the leftovers.

    And I enjoy cooking so I have no problem pitching in. I was texting her throughout the week making sure everything was taken cared of. She asked us to bring dessert and she would handle everything else. Exactly why I was frustrated.
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    tbqh she said to come over at 1, not eating at 1
     
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  35. SugarShaun

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    Different people eat Thanksgiving at different times

    Practically none of my family does a dinner
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    I talked with no one today besides my wife.

    It was glorious.

    :blessed:
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    4pm is the optimal time for Thanksgiving dinner.

    Lunch is stupid bc who the fuck wants to eat that much at noon, let alone make it.

    Dinner at 6-7 is too long to wait.

    4pm Dinner
    6-7pm Desert
    9-10pm Lil snack
    Coma
     
  38. Schadenfred

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    Oh, I get that. Most Thanksgiving meals I've had with family were held sometime during the midday. We'd just call it a Thanksgiving meal or dinner, though... not a Thanksgiving lunch. If someone asks me to come over at 1 for a Thanksgiving lunch, I'm assuming that they're just tricking me into helping them prepare.
     
  39. SugarShaun

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    Normally I go to my dad’s and my stepmom has it at 2PM.

    I eat a late breakfast so I’m not hungry and then go over for that. Good time for me.

    This year I’m sick so stayed home and saw no one.
    My mom and my dad both felt bad and brought me a plate of food though so I got dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow
     
  40. Marbles

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  41. SugarShaun

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    It seems you’re just getting too caught up on the word lunch.
     
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  42. ono

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    Team noon.

    Why eat one meal when you can eat 2?
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bc I'm not an obese gluten
     
  44. Schadenfred

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    More like getting caught up on the term "Thanksgiving lunch," which I've never heard before. Sounded to me like something separate from a Thanksgiving dinner/meal.
     
  45. buckwild

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    Completely agree. Having Thanksgiving for lunch is incredibly weird to me. It's an early dinner meal....eat apps/booze all day leading up to it.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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  47. BayouMafia

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    I’ve seen 40 thanksgivings and never eaten later than 3pm
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    You ever been to any and participated?
     
  49. ono

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    It's fucking Thanksgiving, if you aren't a fat slob, you must hate America
     
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  50. BayouMafia

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    Mom’s side, dad’s side, in-laws, various combinations of relatives. Always lunch.
     
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