Family members around the holidays

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  1. ashy larry

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    ‘going for a walk’ with the cousins is the best part of thanksgiving. not sure it would slap the same if we were just passing a bowl around in the living room.
     
  2. Jimmy Mac

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    And I say this as a self proclaimed pot head, there’s rules...
     
  3. IHHH

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    You gotta take the holidays by the horns, make your own traditions
     
  4. Coach Prison Mike

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    I mean I get it, take it outside, but I if were worried about what some other kid’s parents thought I probably wouldn’t bring them to a racist drunk’s house in the first place :twocents:
     
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  5. Jimmy Mac

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    Good point lol
     
  6. Jimmy Mac

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    Yeah but on the flip side he can tell his parents “man that dudes a racist drunk”, you go home smelling like weed and he may get an ass whooping and a drug test :idk:
     
  7. beerme

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    3 years ago my family was together at my parents old house and my cousin made himself a cocktail. Then he had another. He thought to himself man I’m either really becoming an alcoholic or there’s something wrong with this vodka... so he decides to take a shot of it, damn near pure water. Turns out my sister (in HS at the time) and her friends were draining it and refilling. Called out in front of the entire family.
     
  8. Lyrtch

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    he loves to drop n-bombs we just try to ignore it

    wow he wants to smoke WEED?

    deal breaker
     
  9. spagett

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    Your cousin is a fucking narc
     
  10. Mikelangelo

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    I'm in 75 degree Florida weather. Spent a couple hours in the pool with my nieces. Do have a stomach bug so didn't eat or drink all that much, life is hard.

    Alcohol tolerance is currently at high school level.
     
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  11. Jimmy Mac

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    Seems kinda fucked up once you lay it out like that. Probably shouldn’t have ignored his shitty behavior as long as we did. Doesn’t too much matter now, he’s about done in my life.
     
  12. AHebrewToo

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    So much freedom realizing you can cut ties with shitty people, even family.
     
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  13. Lyrtch

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    everyone left post meal and the core family just blacked out

    no big blow ups or issues, our MAGA folks have decidedly softened over the last two years and make snide remarks about glorious leader now
     
  14. ono

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    True, but if I come to a family holiday party expecting booze and don't get any, you're lucky if I don't burn the house to the ground
     
  15. beerme

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    He also had no idea the reason behind it when he decided to take the shot. After that it was pretty obvious what happened and she copped to it
     
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  16. Mikelangelo

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    6 beers a day should not equate to racism
    Family members getting high for thanksgiving is quite normal

    Not all that weird besides him being a racist and the 21 year old telling him he's getting high. Just shut up and go blaze.
     
  17. Jimmy Mac

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    yeah if they would have just snuck away and blazed it would have been any other family get together. The fact the house was full on thanksgiving with people who weren’t cool with weed and demanding to smoke it where everyone would smell it isn’t.


    I can’t even defend myself on the racism, we pretty much overlooked it because he’s old isn’t an excuse....kind of embarrassed about it now that I had to lay it out in words. Most fucked up part is the 21 year old nephew is half black, he’s overlooked it as well. Weird how families do shit like that.
     
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  18. spagett

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    You love alcohol huh
     
  19. Celemo

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    Mrs. Celemo had hip surgery last week so Thanksgiving was very chill. She’s high on Oxycodone, I’m high on THC gummies. Went to the S-I-Ls house where we do the usual (I provide most of the food, the sil cooks it and I do the majority of the dishes.) took a nap afterwards and now home sipping Natty Light Seltzers
     
  20. Mikelangelo

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    I can't touch anything in here but to say anything about my family, my father has absolutely disgusting toenails. About 10 minutes before we're about to start, he's wearing some shitty grandpa shark shit with no shoes or socks and it's my sister's house. Dad, we're trying to have a nice meal, put some fucking shoes on. Think I'd prefer racism over looking at his toenails during a nice meal.
     
  21. bigred77

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    Did I marry into your family?
     
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  22. THE GUBBS

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    ignore
     
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  23. THE GUBBS

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    back stabber tell more people what to do there mr info.
     
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  24. bigred77

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    My sister and wife were both VERY drunk a few minutes ago
    Wife been saying to me for a couple of hours "your sister is sooooooo drunk"

    Sister finally says goodnight and takes herself to her room

    Wife asks if I will rub her feet after she gets back from going bathroom
    Never came back, just found her in the empty bedroom out like a light
     
  25. THE GUBBS

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    ignore doesn't work in real life , oh and bye the way!
    MONEY ? WANNA KNOW ABOUT MONEY ?
    IN THE END BACKSTABBERS.
    I COULD NOT WRITE A CHECK TO GOD TO SAVE MY WIFE .
    NOW TALK HOW SMART YOU ARE ?
     
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  26. bigred77

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    THE GUBBS
    I know this is a hard holiday for you brother, but I hope you had a good one my man
     
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  27. Joe_Pesci

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    part of me wishes you had given him the same treatment pedro martinez gave to don zimmer
     
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  28. HoosDaMan

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    I thought the story might end with “I found her in my sister’s bedroom,” which would have been hilarious for us but not so much for you.
     
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  29. blotter

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    Jumping itt when you're about to fall asleep only to realize you have 10 pages of new posts is very conflicting
     
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  30. LSUTigers1986

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    The family was playing dominoes and for some reason my Dad brought up how I got an MIP floating a river when I was 20. That further devolved into when I got kicked off of a church retreat when I was 17 for having a water bottle of vodka hidden in my suitcase. My mom had to be excused from the table she’s still so upset over it.

    Im 34 and still lying to my mom that it wasn’t my vodka while in my own house after hosting Thanksgiving. It’s like the X Files... She wants to believe
     
  31. devine

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    Me my mom and my girlfriend had an amazing thanksgiving. We each were assigned a dish to cook, I got drunk, and I shitposted in various tmb group texts
     
  32. bertwing

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    Can confirm!
     
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  33. Whammy Business

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    I’m an asshole. I’ll own it.

    But I’m also grandma’s favorite.
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    do you guys have fun in there lol ?
     
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  35. bertwing

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    No Joe you can’t join the group text sorry
     
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  36. Joe_Pesci

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    don't worry, i would never voluntarily associate with wal-mart management
     
  37. Whammy Business

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    Naturdays on Thursday. I like your style.
     
  38. bertwing

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    More jealousy beaming from this post!
     
  39. lfriend

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    Thanksgiving was just oddly boring. Not as exciting since my dad had to give up drinking because of liver problems.
     
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  40. burnttatertot

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    No bird, no stuffing, no usual Thanksgiving shit you plebs do. I played baseball for Thanksgiving, and it was awesome! Even got beamed by a two-seamer. It really does get you off that plate. It also really hurts when it's 40 degrees out.
     
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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    envy is the word you meant there, hillbilly
     
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  42. Name P. Redacted

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    I’m pro elderly abuse in this situation.
     
  43. Joe_Pesci

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  44. electronic

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    Adults that still say “beamed” are hilarious.
     
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  45. 941Gator

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    Dinner was at his house? That’s bizarre
     
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  46. Redav

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    Good lord. Ts and Ps man
     
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  47. thunderstruck

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    Had a smaller family get together last night, went fine except for my wife’s uncle who refuses to use reverse and just turns around in my yard. He does it at my in-laws as well, everywhere I assume.

    Tonight could be good, MIL side of the family. Attendees include a same sex couple who are very opinionated and gluten free health nuts (who still smoke cigs). Cousin in the middle of a divorce, an uncle who spends more time falling off the wagon than he has being dry.
     
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  48. bountyhunter

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    Note to self to check back for a Thunderstuck update tonight.
     
  49. Tiffin

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    Well Grandma passed away last night about 10 or so. Me and my brother had thanksgiving by ourselves yesterday and I do feel a little bad because we talked mad shit about how she always used to serve weak ass powdered potatoes.

    However I'm more annoyed that I didn't get told last night and instead got a 6am wake up text from my mom. Shit way to start the day.
     
  50. Jimmy Mac

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    His wife is the nicest lady in the world and loves the company, probably so she doesn’t have to listen to his ass all the time.