Family members around the holidays

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  1. ono

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  2. Nug

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    I think so. I havent taken hallucinagenics in a while
     
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  3. IHHH

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    His favorite basketball player is John Stockton, he Is so smart out there, not flashy
     
  4. IHHH

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    It is nuts to me, I might have to go out more. Fucking junkies
     
  5. Nug

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    Any story I’d make up would have a much more climatic ending.
     
  6. Lyrtch

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    sorry for partying
     
  7. The Real Roy Williams

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    So not only did I meet grandma but an aunt and a cousin with new baby in tow. It actually went well and they were all really nice. Of course I got to hear all the family gossip and drama from mom about her sister and mother in the car ride back. This trip had been set up since before the bowl matchups were even announced. Of course my flight home tomorrow is right during the OU game damnit. If this doesn’t show my commitment I don’t know what will.
     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

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  9. Marbles

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    Up in Tennessee visiting the other half of my family. My uncle and aunt (who's no one seen in 10 years) are coming up today. She is the most unpleasant woman ever. My grandmother is about to pass and giving away her stuff. She said yesterday that she would eat shit and run with squirrels before my aunt took any of her stuff. Can't wait for the fireworks tonight.
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My MIL and SIL came to stay with us last night for the weekend. The power just went out and with it being a Saturday there’s no telling when it will come back on.
     
  11. CUgator

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    it’s a bad sports day anyway
     
  12. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Time for some cribbage or a nice long game of Monopoly.
     
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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Godspeed, expecting lots of detailed posts about the drama tonight
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah nothing on anyways
     
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  15. Tobias

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    my mother bought me that and a camo hunting jacket 2 years ago. i laughed in her face and my dad just asked her what she was thinking

    my dad bought my gf an american flag hat this year for christmas
     
  16. Tobias

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    youre thinking of derek jeter
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

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    MIL executively decided to open one of the gifts she bought my daughter on Christmas Eve. Wife got pretty pissed off because that was the "first" christmas gift she received and it didn't come from us. We decided that gifts not given on Christmas day don't count and moved on with our lives. Fucking narcissist just had to get out a headband that we didn't even put on her.
     
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  18. 941Gator

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    Mother like daughter it sounds like :idk:
     
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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    A little bit, there's also a lot of bad blood between the two that will never be addressed -- as is the Midwestern way
     
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  20. Gert B Frobe

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    I'm here, wheres tha asshole?
     
  21. Cardeja12

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    Hahahaha
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Just caught shit for not wanting to go into the spare bedroom with no tv to put together a crib for a kid that’s not going to be born until June. MIL cannot stand that it hasn’t been put together since we got it last night when they arrived.
     
  23. roggins

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    Just tell them you’re thinking of moving before the due date.
     
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  24. WillySaliba

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    A few states away.
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Told them no. Simple as that.
     
  26. Lucky24Seven

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    After Christmas Update: Grandmother was asleep when I dropped the chicken, sausage, noodles, mashed potatoes, green beans, etc. Just put it in the fridge. Heard that she was pissed that she only got white meat chicken because all the dark meat was eaten. Whatever you do isn’t good enough for her. Was heated that my uncle wouldn’t drop that food off to my Grandma Christmas Eve. Now that I heard the full story, don’t blame my uncle at all. I guess he was over helping her make fudge, and he wasn’t taking it seriously enough and my grandmother came after him with a knife. He had to knock it out of her hands. SMFH, gotta love Family!
     
  27. Cheshire Bridge

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    Grandma tried to stab someone? Well then.
    [​IMG]
     
    #4628 Cheshire Bridge, Dec 28, 2019
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2019
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  28. IHHH

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    It’s a bit extreme but I understand her, fudge making is serious business
     
  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Is Grandma gonna have to stab a bitch?
     
  30. Houndster

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    Why confront when you can just ignore it for 50 years and die?
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    Dude probably likes nuts in his fudge
     
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  32. Corky Bucek

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    And...
     
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  33. HoosDaMan

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    Freak
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    God I hope my MIL isn’t around for another fifty years.
     
  35. roggins

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    How much is it worth to you?
     
  36. Redav

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    I think you get a certain age and just fucking lose it. My parents gave my son a yo-yo. What am I supposed to do with this Great Depression toy?
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What's wrong with a yo-yo though? How old is your son? There was a huge yo-yo fad when I was in 5th grade
     
  38. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Yo-yos are great. I’m all for any toy that pulls my child away from a screen.
     
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  39. Redav

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    Looks like you guys minds have been spoiled by big yo-yo
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    in the convince parents to stop giving us gifts we hedged by saying get us stuff for our pets if you have to do something

    this was the year the dam broke and we got probably $200 in toys and treats and shit

    now to end this once and for all
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    I too hate it when my family is generous.
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    yes

    that was my point
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    And, I literally agreed with you.
     
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  44. bigred77

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    My sister and two nephews left today after being here since Christmas day
    Got home and they found a squirrel in their house, had obviously been in there for several days
    Sister is convinced someone must have a key to her house and must have placed it in there because 'there is no way she wouldn't have noticed a squirrel getting past her going in and out and her sons are very good about closing the doors'

    Same woman who would walk out on my back porch and leave the back door open while she smoked a cigarette (nobody else here smokes) then literally leave it open again on her way in
    Same nephew that somehow let my dog out of the back yard three times, once actually through the house and out the front door

    But yea, no way a squirrel could have gotten past any of them
     
  45. Daddy Rabbit

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    I got a new squirrel trap. Need it?

    It's double sided but it works

    [​IMG]
     
    #4646 Daddy Rabbit, Dec 29, 2019
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  46. Gambler

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    I was a little disappointed that there hadn't been any fistfights in this thread, but an attempted stabbing by Grandma makes up for it.
     
  47. The B1G Kucktis

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    Needed to be over at mother-in-law’s no later than 4 on Christmas, arrived and they’re sitting on the couch wondering when we should order dinner.

    And said mother-in-law spent two hours at our house in the morning because it was too hectic at her house. I was so pissed I did an hour of fucking work.

    We ate Chinese food for dinner. It shouldn’t be hard but it always is...it’s truly special.
     
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  48. xec

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    That’s a squirrel trap designed to catch French ferrets.
     
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  49. Daddy Rabbit

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    Bout to fuck them up
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