Family members around the holidays

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  1. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Don't imagine we'll get a lot of movement this year :diamondjoe::cryingjordan:
     
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  2. backinblack23

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    1 good thing about the virus don’t have to put up with my shitty BIL who turns everything into a competition and little time will be spent with wack job MIL.
     
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  3. Iron Mickey

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    I skimmed this and processed "BIL" "competition" "time" "wack" "MIL."

    too much pornhub
     
  4. backinblack23

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    I’ll take what are most searched categories on pornhub for $200.
     
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  5. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    which sucks bc i feel this year had tremendous potential
     
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  6. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    My one side all my aunts and uncles are Trumpers and almost the nieces and nephews are Bidenites, I plan on putting some quality Biden merch in the gift exchange.
     
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  7. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Nah let’s remove some boomers and document their last bad opinions
     
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  8. Nandor the Relentless

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    I don’t really like visiting my parents extended family. I doubt those hilljacks will be wearing masks anywhere they aren’t required to. They aren’t all Trumpers but they all tend to trend more towards the right of the political spectrum. Now I won’t feel compelled to tag along to visit them for the holidays because the parents aren’t going to visit them either.
    :ahh::blessed::diamondjoe:
     
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  9. Bo Pelinis

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    :deerstandnotkneel:
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh my god I completely forgot about Hustle Game

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  11. Willpépé

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    I think this is my favorite thread on TMB.
     
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  12. CUgator

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    Not sure if COVID is going to make this thread more boring this year or even more entertaining than usual.
     
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  13. Popovio

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    Boring for me, we all decided to not get together. Cue the torturous and awkward zoom or speaker phone calls to family where you can't keep a conversation because everyone's talking over each other.
     
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  14. Constant

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    I had a new grandchild this week and am wracked with indecision about an in-person viewing.
     
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  15. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK Hard to be soft , tough to be tinder.
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    Got to do it ..:old:
     
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  16. Willpépé

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    Keep us posted, we need content.
     
  17. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    No you don't, my wife had a c-section and we quarantined until he got his 2 month shots and she was back up in running.


    Unless I'm misunderstanding in person viewing
     
  18. billdozer

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    I think the got to do it part was calling him old.
     
  19. —

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    So many great thread memories itt (threamories™️)
     
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  20. Constant

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    Gonna defer that one for a while.
     
  21. IV

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    I for one look forward to getting drunk and calling my father a fascist, so stay tuned
     
  22. Constant

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    I, on the other hand, called my son after the election and told him Joe and I were coming over to pick up his guns.
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My parents and in-laws have all came to visit us and the wee baby. They just get tested before they come.
     
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  24. DetroitNole

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    Don't think ill be contributing to this thread this go around, think wife and I staying home Thanksgiving with the newborn and the dog who just had surgery.

    My nephews middle school aged football team is traveling to Indiana to compete in a game because they won some tournament then may have a game in Florida. Who the fuck thinks its a good idea to travel around the country right now for a 13 and 14 year old's football game? Yea we are staying away from them.
     
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Same. We have a new born and dog just had CCL surgery so we couldn’t take her with us.
     
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  26. DetroitNole

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    Isn't it fun? Lol our newborn is a month and a half old now and our dog is week removed from her CCL surgery. We also moved across state last month and I started a new job two weeks ago. I was just asking for it haha.
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Literally same boat. On week 2 of new job and had her surgery last Friday. Our kid is 5 months old though and no move. Fucking great isn’t it
     
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  28. Zebbie

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    moving with a newborn sounds like hell on earth
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    That's terrible Shawn I'm sure they look forward to having you visit.
     
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  30. Goose

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    Started the original one :smug: ....that got lost in the crash :tebow:
     
  31. Nandor the Relentless

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    If they do, they don’t show it in any way.
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    Maybe they're in awe of the success
     
  33. ryno23

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    sil is likely getting her kids taken away finally so that will be the talk of the next several months.
     
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  34. backinblack23

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    Need more backstory
     
  35. Nandor the Relentless

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    True. When most of your extended family works at stuff like Walmart in non-managerial roles the bar is indeed low.
     
  36. IV

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    My uncle just posted a picture of my grandfather before he shipped off for WWII for the pacific, taking so much self-control to not fire shit up right now
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    A well-placed Antifa reference is all the spark you’ll need.
     
  38. IV

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    “The original antifa!”
     
  39. ryno23

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    married with young child>rehab>gets pregnant while there with another rehaber>doesn't tell husband for several months>divorced>gets pregnant again by rehab guy>both fall off and on the wagon>multiple cps reports>arrests>recent arrest/cps reports/involuntary psych hold>today

    This is over a 5ish year period and there is a lot more than that.
     
  40. Constant

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    do-it.jpg
     
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  41. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    LadyPokes and her parents are obsessed with this shitdick pool at their condo. It’s 3 ft deep, barely enough room to turn around in, and 1/4 mile away from world-class beaches. I’d rather punch myself in the dick than waste a second of time anywhere near it.

    Currently spending the afternoon there with a major wind-advisory in place. 30mph sustained, 50-60 mph gusts, all non-commercial flights grounded. Dodging falling tree branches and being pelted by a dust storm.

    Told them yesterday this was going to happen but, goddamnit, we’ve got plans!

    :killme:
     
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  42. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Formerly MK3rds
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    When your QAnon reposting relatives show up to thanksgiving:

     
  43. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The secret is to blast them so much on Facebook that you’re uninvited.
     
  44. WhiskeyDelta

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    ive been having a grand old time calling them out about not wanting socialism while being on social security/military pension/receiving farm subsidies
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Gotta go harder than that
     
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  46. TC

    TC Nice fucking jeans dude
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    Place him on your lap and start browsing
     
  47. WhiskeyDelta

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    Is my mom calling Morena Baccarin “attractive in an exotic sort of way” low key racist or just her being an old lady or both?
     
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  48. Sportfan

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    On the old lady racism scale that rates incredibly low.
     
  49. NolenStone

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    She’s coming out to you and she has excellent taste in women.
     
  50. WhiskeyDelta

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    just was an odd way for her to phrase it since my ex is Latina, my daughter is mixed, and my brother has never dated a white girl so it’s not like “exotic” women haven’t been around before now
     
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