Fast and Furious thread

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Jack Parkman

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    They are on NBC right now about to show the trailer

    I guess they shut down Times Square for it
     
  3. cal

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    welp... i'm in
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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    Well that's an interesting twist.....vin diesel as the bad guy?!
     
  5. Boom TittyMilk

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    Just have auto withdrawal from my bank account
     
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  6. Corky Bucek

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    They are in the arctic :roll:
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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  8. cal

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    with a submarine the size of the plane in part 6
     
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  9. CF3234

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    Zero chance dom finishes the movie as the bad guy. Either it is revealed he was brain washed or there is some sort of hostage situation with Paul walker's kid that has forced him to break bad.
     
  10. Wu

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    These may as well be superhero movies at this point.

    Good on them for embracing and even reveling in the absurdity.
     
  11. elfrid

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    can't wait

    :ohgosh:
     
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  12. Lenin

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    Oh hello Nathalie Emmanuel
     
  13. Lenin

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    Is there ever some place where you arent totally a fucking douchelord
     
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  14. Corky Bucek

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    :gaddam:
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. Tobias

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    no duhhhh
     
  17. Corky Bucek

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    No dooooy
     
  18. Wu

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    It's amazing that they make these movies look so easy yet Michael Bay has repeatedly found a way to fuck up Transformers.
     
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  19. Wu

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    I'd quit the rest of them for Charlize in a heartbeat.
     
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  20. Lenin

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    Nathalie > Charlize
     
  21. Wu

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    I disagree but respect your First Amendment right.
     
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  22. Lenin

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  23. miles

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    This looks so fucking stupid

    I'll be there opening night
     
  24. pearl

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    I'll be there for Thursday night previews
     
  25. BellottiBold

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    I hope they finally get their best comedy Oscar
     
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  26. dblplay1212

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    They've gotten too over the top with these. Thinking about 1 as I watch the preview of 8 and they are entirely different. From a great story with a few race scenes to over the top computer animations that have some story with it.

    I'll still be there opening night.
     
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  27. miles

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    Chuckled at the "phase 2" scene in the trailer.

    What's phase 2 you ask? We're going to fucking murder all these people with a giant wrecking ball.
     
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  28. OopsPowSurprise

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    Love these movies

    One thing about 7 I can't get over was how absolute butt the CGI for Paul Walker's face was/how often the face was on camera. Polar Express looking shit

    But it was still dope
     
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  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Tokyo Drift is still the best.
     
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    Can you imagine if Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson had been in Tokyo Drift? 6 to midnight just thinking about it.
     
  31. D. Silver

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    Will it finally win an Oscar it rightfully deserves?
     
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  32. Corky Bucek

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    Yes
     
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  33. fsuNizz

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    Dom is the bad guy

    Now you know why there was beef.

    Dom is supposed to die. He doesn't. But he should
     
  34. Rammer Jammer

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  35. Gaknight

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    I've started to feel the last few movies they come up with cool shit they want to do and then write the movie based around it.

    I'm okay with it
     
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  36. Jigga

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    Is that write?
     
  37. Gaknight

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    I'll blame this one on Monday morning
     
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  38. Flagpole

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    The how did this get made on fast 7 was hilarious
     
  39. thegenerel

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    I have only heard the one for Fast Five, but it was fantastic. we are supposed to root for a bunch of people who recklessly cause millions/billions of dollars in damage and absolutely killed a ton of people with the safe in Rio.
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

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    Like every one before it, I'll be there opening weekend.
     
  41. Fusiontegra

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    Giant plane....submarine...9 has to feature a spaceship, right?
     
  42. thegenerel

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    at the end of 8 we find out Dom was abducted and Reptilian Dom is the one working with 4Chan Charlize Theron.
     
  43. cal

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    bad guy dom is a host

    wait this isn't the westworld thread nvm...
     
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  44. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    After 8 fucking movies, do you think we'll ever find out who likes the tuna?
     
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  45. WC

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  46. Joe_Pesci

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    bullshit, asshole. no one likes the tuna here.
     
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  47. AIOLICOCK

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    Rumor is they're gonna kill off one of the main cars in this one
     
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    I wanna make a movie about illegal paddle boat racing and call it "Slow and Serene"
     
  49. AIOLICOCK

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    I wanna make a movie about really precocious kittens and call it "Cats are Curious"