Father-in-law things

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  1. thunderstruck

    thunderstruck I'm a Boss

    He dates the middle one
     
  2. OZ

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    My FIL told my BIL when he asked for his blessing, ‘you sure you want to do that Dan?’

    My wife is this sisters twin, she’s the calmer of the two, but I got a, ‘OZ, you do know that marriage is a lot of work, right?’

    They live a long ways away so i invited her mom too, she was crying while he said that. I very much enjoy the story now, scared the shit out of me at the time.
     
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  3. BayouMafia

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    When my BIL talked to my stepfather about marrying my sister he got, “She’s very demanding, but as long as you know what you’re getting into...”

    They've made it 8 years so far and he seems like he does ok with her. He has my respect.
     
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  4. NDfanPSUgrad

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    New story. My SIL moved yet again and I had to drive 2 hours to help move. My FIL helped arrange for a UHaul and pick it up. Huge clusterfuck. Gets a call the day before that it would be a different location. He bitches because it’s farther and gets a few miles credit. Shows up 9:30 and they said it wouldn’t be back until 10:30. According to him he cursed this kid out and damn near killed him. I am tempted to call and get the security tape because he is the most passive aggressive person I know and I call bullshit on his entire story. Probably wrote a nice letter to corporate though.
     
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  5. Oranjello

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    Of course not
     
  6. Oranjello

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    Touché
     
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  7. bertwing

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    now we know what Mr Mortisay changed his name to
     
  8. wes tegg

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    I see Gubbs changed his to “bertwing.”
     
  9. bertwing

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    Shut up craig
     
  10. kennypowers

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    Back at it
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  11. Arkadin

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    This is fantastic content
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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  13. DollarBillHokie

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    Always pay with a credit card for that. It’s idiotic to pay that much without receiving points or cash back.
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That’s amazing
     
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  15. 941Gator

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    A guy dropping $1,200 at a franchise deli might not be the credit card type
     
  16. Boo MFer!

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    I imagine homeboy walking in and slapping 12 crisp Hundos right on the counter.
     
  17. ashy larry

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    i have so many questions
     
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  18. One Two

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    Where is the post where the dude told his FIL about a small problem in the house and he came home to his FIL doing a full scale drywall knocked out repair job?
     
  19. NDfanPSUgrad

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    FIL was already asking about Myrtle Beach next year. Earliest ever. I said we are considering Disney and know that they are at a point where they could still enjoy it. He didn’t even entertain the idea. MIL prefers the beach. End of conversation. He controls everything.
     
  20. 941Gator

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    Do you do Holidays w him on top of the annual pilgrimage south?
     
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  21. jrmy

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    We went to the Aviation Museum in VA Beach today so my niece could see Santa fly in. They had an exhibition of toy trains and my immediate reaction was remembering this post and thinking to myself “I bet GFA’s FIL would love this shit”.

    I spend too much time on TMB.
     
  22. NDfanPSUgrad

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    We built a house about 1/2 mile from them. So yes. Actually this was the first Thanksgiving we hosted and didn’t drive all over. His mom recently passed and my MIL chose to not go to her family. New traditions!
     
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  23. Arkadin

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    I've been monitoring this situation and waiting on you to sack up
     
  24. NDfanPSUgrad

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    Haha. He did say he will absolutely be flying this year. First time ever. I almost committed on the spot but I didn’t want to show weakness.

    Edit add on. Told my wife we should buy their plane tickets for Christmas so they can’t back out.
     
  25. WillySaliba

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    To Orlando.
     
  26. Corky Bucek

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    That was MK 3rds and it was his dad that was doing it.
     
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  27. G46

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    My wife is from a tiny town is GA. First time I went to her parents house was last Christmas. I started asking about the town and the area, just bc I was curious and really needed to make conversation. Well next thing I know, my wife has a trunk full of books and magazines about the the town. I haven’t touched them, but I think I’m supposed to read them before we go back this Xmas.
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You should probably learn a few quirky town facts so they don’t drag you to the “museum”.
     
  29. G46

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    I’m going to read some stuff, I like history anyway, so I think can through a bit.
     
  30. Detlef Schrempf

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    GoodForAnother i got curious about Trains Magazine and all the quality content that I might be missing so I went to their website, and lo and behold Trains Magazine has a forum... my question is, is your father in law a participant, and if so, is he posting as GoodForAnother so he doesn’t go back on his word?

    Here’s the forum for all interested in train conversation:
    http://cs.trains.com/trn/f/default.aspx
     
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  31. GoodForAnother

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    Idk if it’s that one but he definitely reads some train forums
     
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  32. Pharm

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    As a small south Georgia town native, it's kinda funny how proud they are over some random ass history.
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    Father in law was so excited to take me and
    Mini Boom to some model train exhibit that was taking up space in a store that had gone out of business in the local mall. He spent at least 20 minutes talking to the guy about the trains and how his Mom threw away his trains when he went off to college.
     
  34. G46

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    I think it’s bc they have lived there so long, they feel like they are part of the history
     
  35. bigred77

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    The GoodForAnother FIL train magazine protest has to be my favorite FIL story of all time
     
  36. bertwing

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  37. Bruce Bowen

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    Did I say something about my MIL? Can’t recall. I can say FIL is no longer in a situation with the married mom.
     
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  38. bertwing

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    It was whoever your FIL was messing around with. That's good to hear he moved on from that.
     
  39. Druce

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    I bet you scored some points in his book not letting gam gam hold your kid.
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    LOL! Yeah, man!
     
  41. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    I had thought this was worth something?
    am I wrong ?
    bert you should not be a mod you know to much, you are never supposed to call any member bye his name unless he or she fucks you .
    have you not learned this yet ?
    actually at this point boomfer and company are pretty lame and should never give advise .
    he should not lead a comedy of dads, of course I get my ass handed to me for actually telling dads the truth why some just lie because they like to ?
    wonder how that goes over with employers ?
    WAIT DRUCE WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCK ?
    GAM GAM ?
    I KNOW 1 SET OF PEOPLE DOWN IN MIAMI WHO SAY THAT .
    OH FUCKING NO ALL THE TIME YOU WERE SO FUCKED UP YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE .??????????????????????????????????????????????????
    I AM LEAVING TMB I GUESS?
    I LITERALLY NOW HAVE NO CHOICE .
    MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON HERE ?
    OLD GREG , GAMS REALLY ?
    GAM WHAT A DEAD GIVEAWAY
     
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  42. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    AND MY MAYBE LAST POST ITS NOT TMB I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD NOT GO THERE BUT YOU DID .
    THE LINE HAS NOW BEEN CROSSED .
     
  43. a.tramp

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    My father-in-law insists upon shaking my hand every time I see him. With close to holiday crap going on I have seen him 5 times since Thursday. That is 5 handshakes in 3 days for someone I met 10 years ago and have seen weekly for 9 years.

    Someone shoot me please.
     
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  44. 941Gator

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  45. Pharm

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    Next time you shake his hand, pull him in and whisper in his ear how many of those fingers have been inside his daughter.

    Should likely get him to stop shaking your hand
     
  46. a.tramp

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    We are now frenemies again. Rekindle the great running thread piss-off of whatever fucking year that was.
     
  47. texasraider

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    Just wait until you become his favorite son and he hugs you every time you see him
     
  48. 941Gator

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    i wasn't aware we had a falling out :idk:

    *was that an argument about proper marathon weight?
     
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  49. a.tramp

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    He is an Aggie, I am sure he thanks hugging a man is gay and he would then become gay so fortunately I will never have to experience that.
     
  50. texasraider

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    :gross: