Father-in-law things

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  1. blind dog

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    Stay sober and he will eventually come around, and if not he is only punishing himself

    Congrats
     
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  2. bigred77

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    Yea bro, you gotta kinda understand his hesitation.
    Dont be the asshole and push back
     
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  3. Marbles

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    Oh I haven’t pushed back at all. We’ve welcomed him in all that we do. We’ve done all he can and will continue to give him the time for what he needs to work through.
     
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  4. bigred77

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    Sorry, I misinterpreted "we've moved on" and "he can be a part of our lives if he wants to" and "we've given up"

    Remember he isnt the one that has to prove himself an improved man
     
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  5. 941Gator

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    I’d put in another grand gesture. Maybe get him alone. After that, nothing you can do.
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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    Visiting my in-laws this weekend, and it’s FIL’s birthday. He tells my wife and I that his birthday tradition is to eat at “this great little BBQ restaurant.” This “tradition” is news to my wife, but I’m fine with it because I love great little BBQ restaurants.

    It was Smokey Bones. The great little BBQ restaurant was Smokey Bones.
     
  7. IHHH

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    Not knowing what that means, that’s a shitty chain restaurant and not a great bbq place?
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    Yes.
     
  9. NDfanPSUgrad

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    For real though find me a better smoked wing in a restaurant.
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    What in tarnation?
     
  11. Corky Bucek

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    Is Smokey Bones as shitty or shittier than Dickey’s?
     
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  12. Detlef Schrempf

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    They’re neighbors in the same shitty subdivision.
     
  13. IHHH

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    Answer the damn question
     
  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    This is why we let ND take you.
     
  15. NDfanPSUgrad

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    It’s a good wing. Not apologizing
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    :gross:
     
  17. Corky Bucek

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    This is a great answer.
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    Detlef Schrempf is a great poster, IMO.
     
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  19. Corky Bucek

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    He named himself after the GOAT German basketball player. Just don’t tag dump.
     
  20. texasraider

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    :out:
     
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  21. Detlef Schrempf

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  22. Clown Baby

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    GFA’s FIL ranks Marvel movies

     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My in-laws are shopping and sent my wife this pic today to see if I’d like these for the summer.
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  24. TimJimothy

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    congrats on the new sandals
     
  25. HatterasJack

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    Not one, not two, but three velcro zips and a solid outdoors man brand like EB? I'm assuming that was an immediate "hell yes!"
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    Is that a Ford Expedition because those look like Eddie Bauer’s.
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    This is a man who knows his way around luxury.
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Of course.
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  29. Boo MFer!

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    MIL wearing sandals buying Hoss sandals is just too much.
     
  30. bigred77

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  31. Detlef Schrempf

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    If you really want a useful short/ pant, carpenter jeans are really the elite combination of style and utility that would pair perfectly with those luxury SUV sandals.
     
  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’d top it off with a Tommy Bahama shirt for a class meets comfort ensemble. Show I know how to have a good time as well.
     
  33. Detlef Schrempf

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    These are absolutely something my father in law would wear also.

    I can hear your mother in law saying out loud, “I know they aren’t the most stylish, but I bet they’re really comfortable!”
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’d have to retire his real tree camo crocs as his “going out” sandals.
     
  35. Daddy Rabbit

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    Vandals devastated a model railway convention in the UK, ruining "irreplaceable" models worth thousands of pounds.

    The incident forced the Market Deeping Model Railway Club, in Lincolnshire, eastern England, to cancel an exhibition of model trains that was set to take part on Saturday, it said on its website.

    Peter Davies, the club's chairman, told the Rutland and Stamford Mercury that the culprits knocked over tables and threw some of the models through basketball hoops in the school hall where the show was supposed to take place.

    "It's heartbreaking. There were grown men with tears in their eyes because of what had been done, and I was one of them," he said.
     
  36. CF3234

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    that's fucking devastating. 1000s of hours go into these layouts. They are all hand-made and pretty much 100% custom. The fiance's co-worker spent 10 years working on his before it was finally done.
     
  37. The B1G Kucktis

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    rest in pieces, amirite?
     
  38. texasraider

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    Fucking teenagers
     
  39. Marbles

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    Soon to be Father in Law decided the house’s yard has too many holes in it. Decided red clay would do the trick. Dumped in every where. Now we have a red dirt yard and the puppy and four year old track it in constantly. Thanks Pal!
     
  40. spagett

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    I wouldn't be thrilled with someone describing it like that, but god damn did I love their buffacue wings as a kid
     
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  41. dahldennsull

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    why are you letting this man do shit to your yard without your permission?
     
  42. Marbles

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    I don't technically live there for another three weeks when we get married. He still cuts her yard with his mower as her parents live two houses down (Yay!!!). Some things will already start changing. I feel like my best course of action, since he really doesn't like, is to try and go and speak to him every time he ventures into the yard. I think that will be enough to keep him away.
     
  43. dahldennsull

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    :welpseeyalater::in-n-out:
     
  44. Marbles

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    She moved her when she first had her son and was a single mother to have some help. It backfired.
     
  45. Capstone 88

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  46. bigred77

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    Parents 2 houses down and her dad really doesn't like you
    Why the fuck are you moving there?
     
  47. Daddy Rabbit

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  48. bigred77

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    The dam is probably the most appropriate name ever
     
  49. Marbles

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    Because I live on a houseboat which isn't conducive to starting a family.
     
  50. bigred77

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    Her dad told you that didnt he