Father-in-law things

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  1. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    All of ours were outdoors at least
     
    #2151 southlick, Nov 28, 2024
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  2. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    How often do you go over there?
     
    #2152 CUgator, Nov 28, 2024
  3. scissors

    scissors Very Sharp Member
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    First time I’ve been since 2019 and they only live 2 hours away. My wife and older son are allergic to cats and they get fucked up by them.

    We probably won’t be back for another 5 years.
     
    #2153 scissors, Nov 28, 2024
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  4. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    :roll:
     
    #2154 Stone Cold Steve Austin, Nov 28, 2024
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  5. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Wife: “dad”

    “dad”

    “dad”

    FIL: blank stare

    MIL: “FRED PUT YOUR FUCKING HEARING AIDS IN”

    FIL: “what?”

    MIL: “PUT. YOUR. FUCKING. HEARING. AIDS. IN.”

    FIL: “can I just have one fucking day where you don’t tell me what to do?”

    Me: “did you guys see that they may have found DB Cooper?”

    FIL: “Who?”
     
    #2155 texasraider, Nov 28, 2024
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  6. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    oh my goodness. I’m so sorry for laughing
     
    #2156 laxjoe, Nov 28, 2024
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  7. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    #2157 laxjoe, Nov 28, 2024
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  8. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    This is actually how I got prescribed Xanax, wife and I were headed to Europe, told the doctor I can never sleep on planes and she gave me some. I took it on both legs and it knocked me out and totally retrained my brain to where I can now sleep on a plane on command. Terrific drug
     
    #2158 GoodForAnother, Nov 28, 2024
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  9. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Xanax backwards is also Xanax
     
    #2159 IHHH, Nov 28, 2024
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  10. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Momsen
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    Xanax backwards is cocaine
     
    #2160 ~ taylor ~, Nov 28, 2024
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  11. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    #2161 IHHH, Nov 28, 2024
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  12. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    So you shoved it up your ass?
     
    #2162 bigred77, Nov 28, 2024
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  13. scissors

    scissors Very Sharp Member
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    This is only half of the indoor cats. Dealing with a swarm of cats wherever you go is not cool.

    Wanna sit down? Check for cats on the chair
    Go into a bedroom? How many cats just ran through the door
    Eat Thanksgiving dinner? Cats dive bombing the table from all directions
     
    #2163 scissors, Nov 29, 2024
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  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Others already know this but you have a very susceptible brain
     
    #2164 Name P. Redacted, Nov 29, 2024
  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Guys, I know I bought 90 Xanax. I've literally only taken one so far. Now the Tylenol w/ Codeine...
     
    #2165 London Humphreys, Nov 29, 2024
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  16. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    That's a lot of Xanax for 300 bucks
     
    #2166 Lyrtch, Nov 29, 2024
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  17. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Plus sunglasses and thirty lortabs.
     
    #2167 London Humphreys, Nov 29, 2024
  18. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I bruised my ribs so I recreated the briefcase from fear and loathing
     
    #2168 Lyrtch, Nov 29, 2024
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  19. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Fingers crossed I get Ladd McHonkey for my secret Santa
     
    #2169 Clown Baby, Nov 29, 2024
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  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I love cats but I know it smell crazy in there.
     
    #2170 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Nov 29, 2024
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