Favorite kind of duck

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  1. Fire Jimbob

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    I’ll take the OG Duck

     
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  2. DriveByBBQ

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  4. GoodForAnother

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  7. Marbles

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    This world would be a lot better off as well if Canadian Geese tasted better and were hunted more. Semi related duck topic.
     
  8. Emma

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    Not technically a duck, but I'm a big fan of loons, we uncharacteristically we two pairs on our cabin lake that have been there for a more than a decade.

    Each pair claims home to one of the two islands on the lake. They do their thing on the lake, diving for fish and raising ducklings.

    Was chilling waking up to them at 2 o'clock in the morning as a young child.

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    Strong enough to take down eagles too -
    In 2020 a necropsy of a Bald Eagle found floating on a Maine lake (beside the floating body of a loon chick)found that the eagle had been stabbed through the heart by an adult loon's beak.
     
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    Blue-winged teal get very high marks in both taste and aesthetic
     
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  10. cutig

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    Those are not ducks though
     
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  11. Emma

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    Was just about to edit that saying so because I just figured that out now. Tmyk
     
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  12. Celemo

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    ooooooohhhhhh ducklings!!!!!!!
     
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  13. Eric The Viking

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    Had a pet wood duck growing up. He was awesome.
     
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  15. DriveByBBQ

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    Cinnamon Teal checking in.

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  16. Owsley

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    I’ve captured a few loons in gill nets while doing fish surveys. Untangling them while they’re simultaneously trying to poke your eyes out and emitting their haunting call is something else.
     
  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Duck duck goose imo
     
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    Mine is a mallard with a cold

     
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  19. Mr. Bean

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    That video makes lions seem annoying as hell. Nothing more calming than listening to looms across the lake
     
  20. Owsley

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    Loons are an elite state bird. It’s a real pet peeve of mine that so many states share the same few state birds.
     
  21. blind dog

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    We live on a small lake with a fuckton of Canadian Geese they are cool but they shit all over the place. There is one white duck that I guess thinks he is a goose that lives with them
     
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    Yeah they are everywhere down here and tear up shit and take up so much habitat. They are like cows of the sky where all they do is eat and shit.
     
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  23. blind dog

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    My beloved dog loves nothing more than to eat goose shit out of my yard :blech:
     
  24. DriveByBBQ

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    Also my favorite duck,

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  25. Taffy

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    Now do chickens
     
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    Jesus Christ people

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    These big ugly fuckers look over the lake by my parents house and forced out all the other ducks. I hate them and they’re invasive
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    a broken link? Get it together boomer.
     
  30. AptosDuck

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  32. Hatfield

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  33. racer

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    Would you just look at the bill on this stiff tail duck?

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  34. GoodForAnother

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    he’s done nothing wrong
     
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  35. EMAW FC

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    You mean to tell me that loons aren’t ducks, but baby loons are called ducklings?
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  36. Owsley

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    They are actually called loonlets :comicbookguy:
     
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  38. VTA

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    Daaaaad, quit embarrassing me!
     
  39. GoodForAnother

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  40. GoodForAnother

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    don’t fucking come in the duck thread with misinformation
     
  41. hudson

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  42. DUCKMOUTH

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    I feel like Owsley knows everything about wildlife so when he says something I just assume it’s fact.
     
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  44. Emma

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    Who's the idiot that posted loons being a cool duck jfc?
     
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    handsome is right, this is what the female version of them look like compared to the handsome lads

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  46. IV

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  47. GoodForAnother

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    one thing I like about ducks is that the men are all very well dressed and handsome but dating extremely plain and homely ladies much like this website
     
  48. The Banks

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    Our state bird is the Willow Ptarmigan. It changes colors from brown in the summer to pure white in the winter like the arctic fox and snowshoe hare.

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    Anyways a group of people settled a mining town and wanted to name it after the (future) state bird. But they didnt know how to spell it. So they named the town Chicken.

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  49. Upton^2

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