FedEx asks Dan Snyder to change shitty team name

People weren't driving to FedEx for a football game, they aren't doing to drive to Woodbridge or Dumfries. He's going to build a massive stadium in the literal middle of nowhere that's not accessible by any form of public transportation and ride shares will be an absolute nightmare

 

Only a matter of time until a white knight rides in here to defend a billionaire’s idiocy!

 

like I said on the last page, Youngkin will use this monstrosity to blast through more toll lanes on the VA taxpayers' dime (that benefit private corporations). Count on it.

 

maybe a hot take but I don’t hate HOT lanes, especially on the 95 corridor where they’re an option and there is decent VRE coverage

absolute joke to spend a single public dime for Dan Snyder’s benefit though

 

So basically the Ikea parking lot

Spoiler

 

the republicans will find a way to lick the boot....and beg their reps to give Dan Snyder a shit ton of welfare $ in the process.

Same shit happened with Atlanta Braves fans when they left Atlanta.

 

oh, for certain. Meanwhile, ole Danny just bought a $50 million dollar house in Mount Vernon

 

Why the fuck would you want to relocate to Dumfries?

 

you want your fanbase to be whiter

 

or to get a corporate welfare bidding going against multiple jurisdictions

 

I think it’s mostly this but for sure there are a ton of black Cowboys fans in the DMV because of the franchise’s historical racism

 

Hell yeah

 

Good for Irsay going on the record about it, at least.

 

No chance they get 24

those old dudes l have skeletons they don’t want to come out

 

they put the one guy out there who’s completely incapable of being blackmailed to say it. good move.

 

*gives quote while high on cocaine*

 

Speaking of someone who there will be dirt on….

 

You wonder if Jerry supports Snyder to keep a division rival in the hands of an incompetent owner.

 

Jerry got fucked up and told Don Van Natta (sp/who cares) that he ejaculates into shoes

He has 100 lifetimes of skeletons in his closet

 

Allegedly Jerry has a 25 year old daughter that he won't acknowledge is his

 

Hopefully Snyder gets fucked and goes scorched earth and the others get fucked too

 

What a tremendous collection of horrible humans the NFL owners meetings are

 

the Ole Herschel defense.

 

fify

 

i hate that I watch this sport

 

Seth Wickersham gets the fucking dirt man

 

And you know Mark Davis is just sitting in on these meetings not giving a fuck and being all…

 

sweet if you want to watch some of the worst men alive argue

 

Opened the link, features a picture of Stephen A Smith in a massive ten gallon hat

 

we sure he's not just pissed they changed the name?

 

idk his stance on the franchise name, but I think he's just exasperated by the overall team performance. He called the coaching staff idiots on the Kevin Sheehan radio show (who generally pumps the company line as much as humanly possible)
https://sports.yahoo.com/frustrated-chris-cooley-harsh-words-112720552.html

 

It’s happening?

 

capitalizing on that thriller against the Colts, I see. v smart

 

Goddamn it, life is so much better when your rivals owner’s are incompetent.

 

He’s going to find a way to purchase more of the team just to fuck with everyone

 

Minority owner and future GM, Jared Kushner

 

Pussy selling rather than burning all the owners down w dirt.

I'm ignoring the minority stake possibilities