FedEx asks Dan Snyder to change shitty team name

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  1. LA window washer

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    Much appreciated, so thankful I can vent among such powerful individuals.
     
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  2. racer

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    Washington Cherry Trees would be the best name. You’ve got George, you’ve got cherry blossoms. It really has it all.
     
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  3. bwi2

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    Guessing they won’t go with something most famous for being chopped down
     
  4. Prospector

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    He'll get a giant redass about the whole thing
     
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  5. racer

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    D.C. Snipers. You’ve got military, you’ve got domestic terrorism.
     
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    the New York Son of Sams has a nice ring to it

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    change the Golden State Warriors to the Golden State Killers
     
  7. nexus

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    Has a Washington Generals joke been made yet? Because the parallels are uncanny.
     
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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    Ok we're moving away from the racist name, but the new name should honor the military that massacred natives and drove them off their land for a century+
     
  9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was partially filmed at my high school and Joss Whedon gave some money to it as a gesture and instead of investing in educational stuff we used it to paint an Indian logo (Our mascot was the Warrior) on the outside of our gym. Good use of funds.
     
  10. Shawn Hunter

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    Why?
     
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  11. laxjoe

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    Well that’s awkward
     
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    Washington Wool Teeth
     
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  13. racer

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    Douglass Freemen
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

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    Washington Freedom has a good ring to it IMHO
     
  15. racer

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    They need to lean into the Douglass Commonwealth thing.

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  16. GrizzliesDrew

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    Washington WASPs. Just make it completely insect based, but just keep the s lower case to please the racists too
     
  17. Detlef Schrempf

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    You guys know they’re about to end up the

    Washington No Taxation Without Representations
     
  18. Artoo

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  19. LA window washer

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    I don’t have a good point here, just talking out of angst. Almost the same feeling as when I saw some of your graphic designs.
     
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  20. racer

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  21. Flintheart Glomgold

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    Give me Bazooka Sharks or give me death
     
  22. HurtsMcGoo

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    The minority owners are looking to sell their stakes whatever that means.
     
  23. HurtsMcGoo

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    And my vote is for the Washington Mumbo

    ykiyk
     
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  24. laxjoe

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    Including FedEx guy
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

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    the maryland crabs
     
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  26. racer

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    The people who own small portions of the organization are attempting to give those portions to someone else in exchange for currency, goods, or services.
    HTH
     
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  27. racer

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    Landover Overlanders
     
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  29. racer

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    Snikders
     
  30. HOOSINSC

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  32. racer

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    So this just came off the table this afternoon?
     
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    Amazon pulling all Redskins shit off their site.
     
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    How bold of them.
     
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    Just took bezos an extra half hour to reach trillionaire status
     
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  37. LA window washer

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    Would it be wrong to send all the apparel not sold to poverty stricken areas here and across the world? I guess like they do with championship apparel of the losing teams.
     
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  38. Gunners

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    I don't have a ton of gear compared to other teams but have some nice stuff as does my brother. Think donating it is better than being overly moralistic
     
  39. HotMic

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  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    If we’re stuck on “Red”, I humbly submit the Washington Red Red Wines

     
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  41. HurtsMcGoo

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    I thought I heard “Warriors” was in the lead. Not so bad. I think they should just do a total re brand and go away from anything Red.
     
  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    Savages not in the running?
     
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    That would be an amazing display of committeeism
     
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    You follow some horrible accounts Jack
     
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    I'm grateful every time he shares something that's just unfunny, instead of the gross reactionary garbage he accidentally traffics in
     
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