FedEx asks Dan Snyder to change shitty team name

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  1. HotMic

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    He doesn't follow them, he just follows accounts that retweet them or they are trending
     
  3. racer

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    Who is reporting this?
     
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    Hey i got the cheap dump like
     
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  7. racer

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    Who?
     
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    Been waiting months for my new NHL team to be named. Not bitter or anything.
     
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    As long as they don’t do something stupid and name them the Kraken and stick with something that has a Seattle connection instead of a mythical North Atlantic sea monster.
     
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    They better not be the kraken.
     
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    Sounds like it’s going to be the redwolves
     
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    If it’s going to be Redwolves, you could to a lot worse that this (I’d lose the stars)

     
  15. Jack Parkman

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    What is the story behind why they want redwolves?
     
  16. Lawnole23

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    After George Washington chopped down the tree and could not tell a lie he was forced into combat with a red wolf by his father. After a vicious battle, future President Washington refused to strike the death blow leading to him earning the respect of all red wolves.

    Thought we all learned that in 4th grade?
     
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  17. allothersnsused

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    The stars are from the DC flag, so I'd keep them.
     
  18. TC

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    How about Washington Wolves over Redwolves. I like Washington Warriors too but I guess that gets you right back into problematic iconography
     
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  20. allothersnsused

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    From what I can gather, Warriors, Redtails, and Redwolves have been msot popular in the public arena. We've heard they're going entirely away from the native american thing, which means Warriors is probably out. Redtails seems nice but I think there's too much of an opportunity for them to step in it with the Redtails using black people as mascots, it's just a difficult plan to execute. I think Redwolves is the most boring option and thus the safest.
     
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    Male chauvinist here — Redtails doesn’t sound macho enough to me. Tails? :loldog:
     
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    Wolves just feel like a AFL team or some team in a cheesy but great Hollywood movie
     
  23. dblplay1212

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    What does Redwolves have to do with DC?
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    I assume you aren't familiar with the Redtails. Google it.
     
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  25. TC

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    I know but still. Giants, Cowboys and Eagles will call them Split Tails from day one
     
  26. allothersnsused

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    Nothing, but I think there’s a desire to keep the “Red” part of the name for branding purposes.

    idk I just live in DC and follow the Redskins but have disavowed any fan ship until Snyder is no longer owner
     
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    You could be Washington Warriors and never depict what the actual warrior looks like. Wizards never use a magic wand or anything
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    Yeah, but the ultimate warrior's logo would make good helmet sticker


    Not to mention all the alternate jersey options
     
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    I’d bet money on the feathers becoming a tail.
     
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    They have a lot to choose from and instead want to keep red in the name?
     
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  35. Doc Louis

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    On second thought maybe stick with red.

    Washington Red Foxes
    Washington Red Scare
    Washington Red Death
     
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    The Red Foreman’s

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    Washington Compound Fractures.
     
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  41. Lawnole23

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    I'm all in on Radskins.

    Logo is a guy on a skateboard doing an ollie.
     
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    I like that he intimates you're a homosexual if you think safety should come first
     
  43. MG2

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    Seems like the only way you land on "Red Wolves" is if you're dead set on keeping "Red" in the team name. I don't get why they'd want to do that.
     
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    Boy whoever came up with Cowboys probably felt so dumb the first time someone called them the Cowgirls.
     
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    Isn't that how all the alphas think?
     
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    Also can't forget the widely used, and definitely not racist Cown***
    dblplay1212
     
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    Cleveland Reds and Pittsburgh Kneelers would be my new teams :laugh:
     
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    have they considered warlocks?

    fits in well with the wizards, and they could use pairs of heaving breasts as their new iconography
     
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