Festivus 2020

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Clown Baby, Dec 23, 2020.

  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!
     
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  2. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  3. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    LeonardWashington you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe
     
  4. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I got a lot of problems with some of these people:
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Hey I’m not saying Seinfeld sucks. I’m saying the uber internet fans are insufferable
     
  6. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Yeah? Well your name kinda sounds like “Bo Penis”
     
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  7. John McGuirk

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    And I had sex with your wife!
     
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  8. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    I like Seinfeld
     
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  9. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    “Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!” Is the proper quotation :comicbookguy:
     
  10. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Thanks
     
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  11. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Was hoping this response would be with the proper quotation in true Costanza fashion.
     
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  12. fish

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  13. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    Seinfeld is good shit. Not an Uber fan thought I'm more of a Lyft guy.
     
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  14. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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  15. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    It's not really about liking or not liking Seinfeld. It's about being aware of pop cultural references
     
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  16. BellottiBold

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    Fuck you Jerry
     
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  17. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Uber isn't so bad.
     
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  18. Nug

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    I'm lit let's fucking go

    Tobias you need to acknowledge Josh Allen as an MVP candidate and chill with the hyperbole
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    bro stop taking the bait every fucking time and let some shit roll off your back
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    wes tegg lighten up, francis

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    Bankz your draft analysis is anti-Alabama and it's unfair and you're the worst
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    #Auburn Tigers

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  19. Nug

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    I appreciate all of you and had a difficult time coming up with users to #roast. Merry Crimas you filthy animals.

    :Let's shitpost.
     
  20. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I’ll never not take the bait. Never!!
     
  22. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Lyrtch you're like incredibly condescending, but you usually back it up with facts so it's like hard to argue with. I think I said this last year

    Daniel Ocean you're a real solid poster but I'm still not convinced English is your first language.

    @DMX i don't give a fuck about your real name you really suck
     
  23. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I just want to say fuck you Nandor the Relentless for not following through with the candy corn videos. I knew you'd half ass it you sandbaggin sonofabitch
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s not
     
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  25. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i think people confuse disagreement and receipts for why with condescension
     
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  26. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    RJF-GUMP your heart is unmatched on this board
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  27. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    This response is condescending you ballbag
     
  28. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    still a simple man after all these years aren't you
     
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  29. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I just wanted to call you a name tbh
     
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  30. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i know, you're one of those who seems to carry around a grudge from something I probably said 5 years ago that in 2020 you'd probably agree with

    its charmingly quaint
     
  31. Bo Pelinis

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    Lyrtch more like @Ballbag
     
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  32. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    And you're one of those that seems to carry around an undeserved inflated ego to think everyone's always thinking about you..

    Its rather abrasive
     
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  33. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    thought we were banterin' and you realized i was leaning into it for fun

    but also kind backs up what I said and confirms the bold (for a certain subsection of posters who throw 100mph at every post I make due to something I said years ago that they carry around, not all)
     
  34. Tiffin

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    Right again, as always.
     
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  35. Nug

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    I mean I didn't even expect it to take off this fast
     
  36. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    one day you'll figure it out
     
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  37. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    :runforrest:
     
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  38. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    We can only hope the same for you.
     
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  39. Nug

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    jane0085 marcvanbaar you may be the two most undervalued posters on this site, and should expand your the-TMB footprint
     
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  40. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Lmao. Had no clue these people existed.
     
  41. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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  42. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    OOoh boi are you in for a treat. The Sara Jean Underwood thread is fucking gold, for none of the reasons you would expect
     
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  43. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
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    I don’t have any grievances. I love all of you despite most of you being complete simpleton fucktards.
     
  44. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    This is how you Festivus
     
  45. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    This is an insult to simpleton fucktards everywhere and we won't stand for it!
     
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  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I have a lot of grievances but I’m way too lazy to type out the post
     
  47. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Can we get some boom roasteds from devine ?

    He always has the best ones.
     
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  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  49. Nug

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