Florida hires Dan Mullen as HC

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  1. TC

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    Mullen flew out there to Cali to try and smooth him over :loldog:
     
  2. Jake Scott

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    "It's just rape. Happens all the time."
     
  3. Fusiontegra

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    I feel like not doing this would have been much more embarrassing...
     
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  4. electronic

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    If he’s going to visit every player who leaves Florida because of fallout from rape accusations, that’s not going to leave much time for coaching.
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    Et tu, TC?
     
  6. Fusiontegra

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    I think it's been made pretty clear that Dan values rape over coaching.
     
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  7. electronic

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    Good point. I hadn’t considered that Dan is flying out there to talk him back into living with a rapist.

    Football is secondary. It’s about life.
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Mullen is creating a culture that will be very appealing to convicted and suspected sex perverts looking for a new school. Last Chance U: Special Victims Unit
     
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  9. Fusiontegra

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    I think we're all forgetting who he learned to run a football program under.

    Like all things, ultimately, this is Urban's fault.
     
  10. BP

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    Many UGA players sat out our bowl game in solidarity.
     
  11. Jake Scott

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  12. Fusiontegra

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    3 years from now, lech is going to quote this post with a "yikes"
     
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  13. 941Gator

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    NCAA ruled we get one reoccurring isolated rape incident a year, so this is far from a “culture.”
     
  14. AlternativeFactsRule

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    It’s good to know that some schools still do things the right way.
     
  15. Boo MFer!

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    #Michigan Wolverines, whose mans is this? Someone remind this fuck about #TripodStrong.
     
  16. jokewood

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    Florida can say goodbye to their Fresno recruiting pipeline if they ditch Ron English.
     
  17. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Some things rise above Dawgeye or Tripod status in the off-season.
     
  18. Boo MFer!

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    Get out.
     
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  19. Jake Scott

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    Someone has to take a stand against rape culture in college athletics.
     
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  20. PSU12

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    There were a couple posters that sent Dan Mullen fruit baskets last year to the UF football offices with “Thanks for Jajuan Seider!” Captions
     
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  21. electronic

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    ...is apparently the company line from the Gators when somebody has an issue with rape. Pretty sad that the fans are following Mullen’s lead here.
     
  22. Fusiontegra

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    Look, you guys were okay with racism running off a star QB, we're trying to corner the market on rape.
     
  23. jokewood

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    Employment of Urban Meyer progeny at Texas and Florida has strained Tripod relations.
     
  24. Jake Scott

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    We booted the baseball player, you kept Mullen.

    It’s hard to believe
     
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  27. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Rape is clearly not as popular as it used to be when Urban Meyer was running things.
     
  28. 941Gator

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  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is that a chain email?
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

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    I agree that it's harder to get rooms swapped than is being said but I don't think the Jalon thing was an "excuse" to leave. Steele may very well have homesick or wanted to get out...but more than an excuse, I'd guess the Jalon stuff was more like, "final straw".
     
  32. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I am going to take a bold and unpopular stand and say that nobody at college should be forced to room with a rapist if they object to rape on principle.
     
  33. TC

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    "In order to get a room swap at UF, you have to find someone who is willing to swap with you. There are not just empty rooms laying around they they could just plop Jones into."

    Bullshit
     
  34. 941Gator

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    you would be an expert, you’ve been kicked out every dorm in the southeast.
     
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  35. TC

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    I do the kicking
     
  36. electronic

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    In sum, Steele was asking for it.
     
  37. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Shouldn’t have been dressed like that.
     
  38. Pharm

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    You mean a dorm dedicated to atheletes wouldn't make a special request from the head football coach?
     
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  39. El Tiburon

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    You obviously don’t understand how rape culture works.
     
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  42. D. Silver

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    Feel like he followed that up with a...
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  43. Jake Scott

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    Just never seen such a united front for blatant racism in all my years
     
  44. TC

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    This is gonna be my answer next time someone asks me to commit to a weekend plan. “I’d like to say that’s my belief”
     
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  45. electronic

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    Dan Mullen: “I literally tolerate violence against women, as you can see by my very recent history.”
     
  46. ned's head

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    He seems to have zero tolerance for people who have zero tolerance for violence against women
     
  47. El Tiburon

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    Guys, this is a very complicated issue. Please respect his decision.
     
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  48. HurtsMcGoo

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    “No interviews pls”
     
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  49. jokewood

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    "Absolutely. I have an over 80% zero tolerance rate."
     
  50. Fusiontegra

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    60 percent of the time, I discipline them every time.
     
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