Florida State hires Willie Taggart as their new HC

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  1. Fusiontegra

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    Can anyone provide a legit(non-Taggart) line of logic for what the thinking here was? I can't find a single reason this accomplishes anything more than just lining him up facing the correct decision and then motioning him like they did.
     
  2. Jesse Palmer

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    We gained a first down and almost scored when we blocked each other.

    :bananallama:
     
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  3. BrickTamland

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  4. Fusiontegra

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    He stood there for like 10 seconds

    I legitimately don't think this was a Taggart thing...I think his brain just stopped working and it never occurred to him to just turn around.
     
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  5. ned's head

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    I get that a fanbase that includes gubbs and boom could empathize with a player being so confused that he doesn't understand which direction he is facing, but that's illogical.

    I presume it would be a briles thing, but like someone else said...do it every play if it continues to go for 10 yards.
     
  6. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Of course. I think he'd be fairly successful if he hadn't inherited a bunch of shit attitudes and the worst OL in the history of college football(starters and depth), but I don't think he's a coach to bring titles.
     
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  7. War Grundle

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    Clements and Briles being able to get this offense averaging the yards and points per game with this OL is a huge improvement. Too bad our DC is a fraud.
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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    Lol I wish my wife loved me as much as you love Briles.
     
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  9. ATXCane03

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    You've played Boise and ULM
     
  10. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    And scored a combined total of 14 second half points in regulation. :pffft:
     
  11. arrdub

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    Sure, but
     
  12. Fusiontegra

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    Who were your first two games last season?
     
  13. arrdub

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    That is the ENTIRE season, not 2 games in

    It was epically bad

    But VT and Samford, and almost lost to Samford
     
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  14. LA window washer

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    Yeah, but that’s 14 more than if we didn’t score anything. Right? Right? Everything’s fine, we’re fine.........:feelsbadman:
     
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  15. bstaple12

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    Last year, we didn't move the ball on anyone. Now our offense is ranked in the top ten of the S&P rankings......obvious improvement on that side of the ball so far.
     
  16. Boo MFer!

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  17. War Grundle

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    I wish my wife loved me as much as you love FSU football.
     
  18. bstaple12

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    Boo MFer! Got called out for being weirdly obsessive with FSU/this thread just the other day and already back to blowing it up :laugh: . Then you do absolutely nothing to refute the point that so far our offense is improved from last season....
     
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  19. Boo MFer!

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    Point stands that your vaunted offense has essentially laid an egg when it counted the most. :laugh:
     
  20. ANTWONE

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    Imagine caring more about FSU football than your own kids like Boo MFer!
     
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  21. stangd

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    :ded:
     
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  22. ShuPoor

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    A- hey you're a fucking weirdo who is obsessed with our football team
    B- yeah well you have a bad football team!
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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    :roll:

    The spin from the Noles is just incredible.
     
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  24. stangd

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    I wish it was just bad....it's fucking awful. We're almost as bad as Tenn......
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    Tennessee would beat you.
     
  26. stangd

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    nahhh...we would take them. Their defense is worse than ours, the offense would do pretty well.
     
  27. bstaple12

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    Vaunted? Who has used this word to describe our offense?And I didn't realize a touchdown in the fourth quarter gets you more points than a touchdown in the first quarter.... good to know
     
  28. War Grundle

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    Who’s saying it is vaunted?

    It’s definitely improved from last year.
     
  29. Boo MFer!

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    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  30. stangd

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    night and day from last year....once we can get all 4 quarters rolling, we will be throwing up a bunch of points.
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    Lol
     
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  32. stangd

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    FSU problem is defense. I honestly don't think they can fix it this year or next.....it's pretty fucked.
     
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  33. ned's head

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    I bet it would improve if big daddy leavitt filled that analyst spot
     
  34. stangd

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    fuck the analyst spot, fire Barnett and make Leavitt DC....
     
  35. Fusiontegra

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    You guys would definitely beat UT imo
     
  36. Duck2013

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    I’d give this guy a shot on the staff.

     
  37. BrickTamland

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    That homeless man’s name?

    Jeff

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  38. Tobias

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    boom cares more about the other florida programs than he does his own. and he cares more about the other florida programs than fans of those programs care about their own.

    it is an absurd fixation and obsession that everyone else besides him cringes at
     
  39. ANTWONE

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    The spin from the Noles is incredi.... oh wait
     
  40. Jimmy Was Taken

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    Fairly simple. The OL has broken down significantly in both games. Realistically, we've had two solid first quarters with the downfall starting in the 2nd of both games. Zero room for error when the OL plays so poorly, you can only hide it for so long.
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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  42. stangd

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    Our new 2020 DC....
     
  43. BrickTamland

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    Who fuckin knows at this point?

    What a ride.
     
  44. Pharm

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    Prolly hopes to take over after he is fired
     
  45. Sweet Dick Willie

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    Harlon gonna be fired Sunday.
     
  46. CUgator

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    Would be a good idea. His last two stops have shown he’s got two years to give a team before he causes too much friction on the staff.
     
  47. ned's head

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    Jack Parkman, you beautiful son of a bitch
     
  48. War Grundle

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    About a month later than planned. I guess Willie ended up guaranteeing him a spot on the staff in 2020.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    Pretty bold of him to guarantee something in 2020. :runforrest:
     
  50. swiz

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    I'd say his buyout buys him another year