Florida State Seminoles @ Miami Hurricanes - Also the official bidet thread

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  1. C A N E

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    It’s that time of year
     
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  2. ned's head

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  3. kinghill

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    plz be 8pm
     
  4. Tom Servo

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    I think wake had something crazy like 18 tfl against us a year or two ago. I wonder if Miami can beat that?
     
  5. War Grundle

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    Can’t wait. Feeling good about this one.
     
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  6. DuffandMuff

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    31-17 FSU. Hoping for an 11AM kickoff on ESPN News.
     
  7. devine

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    I will not be watching this one lol
     
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  8. Saul Shabazz

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    Miami hasn't played anyone since lsu
     
  9. Saul Shabazz

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    That won't change next saturday
     
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  10. danny2430

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    Was gonna say Duke looks like the next actual test
     
  11. War Grundle

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    Hopefully we don’t gift Miami 3 defensive TDs like UNC did. If we can take care if the ball I like our defense.
     
  12. danny2430

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    And offense?
     
  13. War Grundle

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    Work in progress. I think Miami probably wins but it isnt going to look like UNC in my opinion. Last time FSU was blown out by Miami was 01. Games are usually close.
     
  14. danny2430

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    I can see that, Perry will probably need some time to settle down. The D-Line vs your O-Line is a major mismatch, so maybe it winds up being low scoring for a while
     
  15. War Grundle

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    I can see that. If we turn it over obviously we wont have a chance.
     
  16. C A N E

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    It’s gonna be a dog fight. Always is.
     
  17. Sterling A

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    Is this baseball or softball?
     
  18. Fuck this

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    2-3 FSU in prime time sounds gross
     
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  19. Saul Shabazz

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    lol

    This shot won't be close

    Only question is will the final be like 2001.....or get real buttfucky and end up like '88
     
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  20. Saul Shabazz

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  21. C A N E

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    Win today FSU. Gives us a better chance at 8pm
     
  22. Saul Shabazz

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    naw fuck that get glory somewhere else
     
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  23. Gritty Badger

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    Will be close always is. This team is nowhere near 88 or 01
     
  24. Sterling A

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    ND-VT officially at 8pm. thank the good lord

     
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  25. fuxstockings

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    I woulda died from Bourbon poisoning if I had to make it until 8
     
  26. C A N E

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    Well, see ya fuckers Saturday
     
  27. War Grundle

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    Not if we see you first!
     
  28. Sterling A

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    See us if ya want to!
     
  29. Fuck this

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    Miami +13.5
     
  30. Saul Shabazz

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  31. Tom Servo

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    They put the decimal in the wrong spot
     
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  32. BrickTamland

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    Possible, but unlikely.

    When was the last time a team put up triple digits?
     
  33. ned's head

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  34. Saul Shabazz

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    Beau Fellatio in at qb by 3rd qtr
     
  35. C A N E

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    I wasnt a fan of this stat because we played Savannah State... but shit. Take out that game and we’re still at the top I believe.
     
  36. Born Again Lefty

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    According to ESPN there were 14 in the SS game.

    Would be tied for 4th, but at the same time all of those schools have played cupcake teams.
     
  37. ned's head

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    And our stat included an fcs team and the number 41, 62, 87, and 96 ranked defenses. This should be a bloodbath.
     
  38. Born Again Lefty

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    My only concern is Diaz knowing all of this and trying to get exotic with blitzes. Dude just needs to let the front 4 do the work and cover long enough to let one of those guys get to Francios.
     
  39. arrdub

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    With the OL from 2 weeks ago you could have rushed 3 and achieved the tecmo bowl covered play effect

    With some guys coming back from injury and settling down in scheme you may now have to commit 4 for the same effect.
     
  40. Tom Servo

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    Just have a linebacker hesitate for half a second and then run up the middle. He'll be untouched every time
     
  41. CF3234

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    we do this almost every play
     
  42. DuffandMuff

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    27-7 Miami. Francois gets knocked out. We turn it over three times.
     
  43. oknole

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    31-3 Canes. Blackman plays more minutes than Francois. If anything other than an absolute ass drumming happens, I'll be shocked.
     
  44. ned's head

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    I won't dignify this game with a score prediction. I'm more curious in how many times miami fumbles and then gets the recovery. I'll guess 3 for 3.
     
  45. billdozer

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    Miami's going to have a 25 tackle lead after this game
     
  46. CF3234

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    3 years in a row of heavy sandbagging from FSU fans.
     
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  47. Bruce Bowen

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    The only people who should be predicting FSU to win are ESPN talking heads looking to generate clicks.
     
  48. DuffandMuff

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    Predicting a loss when you’re a two TD underdog isn’t sandbagging, pal.
     
  49. prerecordedlive

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    We won’t win. I reserve the right to gloat if you guys don’t beat the spread. I hope someone has a life insurance policy on Francois, though. :ohdear:
     
  50. BrickTamland

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    No no no clearly FSU is an elite team as evident by their play on the field; we’re all just sandbagging.
     
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