Forgot to put my turkey out - Og has a melty -- 2020 Airing of Grievances Thread

Get a bucket of water and put it in there

 

You're not fucked at all. Thanksgiving is just a social construct created by the greeting card companies

 

Kamala doesn’t care if it’s frozen, she just needs to know where it is so she can take it away.

 

I think the rule of thumb is they thaw 5lbs a day

 

You really fowled it up

 

The skin will be crispier if you just fry it frozen

Spoiler

don't do that

 

You can stick it in the deep fryer still completely frozen. It'll just need to cook a bit longer

 

You’re screwed. Your best bet would be to take your family to Ruth’s Chris on Senate St. near the Capital imo.

 

I read:

4bs 1 day

8lbs 2 days

12lbs 3 days

16lbs 4 days

You might be aight

 

Proper fucked.

 

Thats why fried have cream is so good

 

How were you planning on cooking it?

 

Do some variation of this, maybe in a large cooler with a garden hose

 

let it sit in the sun

 

This is the answer

Water pressure >>> air pressure

 

Sit and rub on it until it thaws. Like the ice block challenge on Real World/Road Rules Challenge

 

Microwave 90 seconds on power 3 and you should be all caught up

 

My 13lb bird has been in the fridge since Tuesday and it’s still not completely thawed. Beginning to wonder if Harris Teeter didn’t just chisel some permafrost into a turkey shape and wrap it in plastic

 

Soaking it in cold water will definitely speed up the process.

 

We have a 25lb turkey for 5 adults. It was one of two left at the store and just got it yesterday.

 

Do you buy Thanksgiving greeting cards?

 

I make mine with the outline of my hands.

 

This is how I ended up with my son.

 

I have a 5 lb bird (turkey) breast in the freezer. When do I need to move to fridge?

 

Before I can answer your question, I need some baseline data. First, just how accommodating is your asshole?

 

when should I head over

 

Big fucking bird there bud

 

I had a 13lb bird that was in the frig from Sun-Sun and I still had to soak in water for a couple of hours. I hope this helps.

 

cool running water thaws food the quickest for anybody wondering.

 

it is irresponsible to even be having thanksgiving. first of all you are going to kill your whole family. secondly people in the past killed native americans so we deserve to skip the holiday and be miserable.

 

i just leave mine in a hot car

 

whatever you say fag!

 

just so everyone is aware I have literally heard this guy (^^) call people a ni**er fag**t on xbox live

 

I found a new way to thaw your turkey. Expose it to the scorching hot takes now in this thread.

 

Just rest it on top of my mix tape

 

buy a fresh turkey and save that one for Christmas unless you're extremely smart and decided to do tamales for Christmas

 

Let’s get this trash off our board.

 

lol no it isnt. just shut up with your queer woke hypocrite responses you dopey fat rube.