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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by TrustyPatches, Nov 23, 2020.
15 lb bird that I can have in the fridge by noon today. How fucked am I?
Get a bucket of water and put it in there
You're not fucked at all. Thanksgiving is just a social construct created by the greeting card companies
Kamala doesn’t care if it’s frozen, she just needs to know where it is so she can take it away.
I think the rule of thumb is they thaw 5lbs a day
You really fowled it up
The skin will be crispier if you just fry it frozen
don't do that
You can stick it in the deep fryer still completely frozen. It'll just need to cook a bit longer
You’re screwed. Your best bet would be to take your family to Ruth’s Chris on Senate St. near the Capital imo.
4bs 1 day
8lbs 2 days
12lbs 3 days
16lbs 4 days
You might be aight
Thats why fried have cream is so good
How were you planning on cooking it?
Nvm my very real girlfriend from Nova Scotia who you guys do not know saved Thanksgiving already this morning so thanks for the advice and the kind words.
Do some variation of this, maybe in a large cooler with a garden hose
let it sit in the sun
This is the answer
Water pressure >>> air pressure
Sit and rub on it until it thaws. Like the ice block challenge on Real World/Road Rules Challenge
Microwave 90 seconds on power 3 and you should be all caught up
My 13lb bird has been in the fridge since Tuesday and it’s still not completely thawed. Beginning to wonder if Harris Teeter didn’t just chisel some permafrost into a turkey shape and wrap it in plastic
Soaking it in cold water will definitely speed up the process.
Benjamin Franklin hates you now
We have a 25lb turkey for 5 adults. It was one of two left at the store and just got it yesterday.
Sounds like a lot of turkey sandwiches this weekend
Do you buy Thanksgiving greeting cards?
I make mine with the outline of my hands.
This is how I ended up with my son.
I have a 5 lb bird (turkey) breast in the freezer. When do I need to move to fridge?
Before I can answer your question, I need some baseline data. First, just how accommodating is your asshole?
Make sure you turn up the oil extra hot so that you get a power thaw.
when should I head over
Big fucking bird there bud
I had a 13lb bird that was in the frig from Sun-Sun and I still had to soak in water for a couple of hours. I hope this helps.
cool running water thaws food the quickest for anybody wondering.
it is irresponsible to even be having thanksgiving. first of all you are going to kill your whole family. secondly people in the past killed native americans so we deserve to skip the holiday and be miserable.
i just leave mine in a hot car
You're leading the charge there, as always
whatever you say fag!
just so everyone is aware I have literally heard this guy (^^) call people a ni**er fag**t on xbox live
I found a new way to thaw your turkey. Expose it to the scorching hot takes now in this thread.
Yeah that's a 100% lie
Just rest it on top of my mix tape
buy a fresh turkey and save that one for Christmas unless you're extremely smart and decided to do tamales for Christmas
Let’s get this trash off our board.
lol no it isnt. just shut up with your queer woke hypocrite responses you dopey fat rube.