Forgot to put my turkey out - Og has a melty -- 2020 Airing of Grievances Thread

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  1. TrustyPatches

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    15 lb bird that I can have in the fridge by noon today. How fucked am I?
     
  2. bigred77

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    Get a bucket of water and put it in there
     
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  3. Fudd Zonday

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    You're not fucked at all. Thanksgiving is just a social construct created by the greeting card companies
     
  4. WC

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    Kamala doesn’t care if it’s frozen, she just needs to know where it is so she can take it away.
     
  5. Truman

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    I think the rule of thumb is they thaw 5lbs a day
     
  6. Wu

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    You really fowled it up
     
  7. ned's head

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    The skin will be crispier if you just fry it frozen

    don't do that
     
  8. Bruce Wayne

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    You can stick it in the deep fryer still completely frozen. It'll just need to cook a bit longer
     
  9. nexus

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    You’re screwed. Your best bet would be to take your family to Ruth’s Chris on Senate St. near the Capital imo.
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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  11. Savage Rob Chubb

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    I read:

    4bs 1 day

    8lbs 2 days

    12lbs 3 days

    16lbs 4 days

    You might be aight
     
  12. Randy Bobandi

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    Proper fucked.
     
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  13. steamengine

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    Thats why fried have cream is so good
     
  14. AUShyGuy

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    How were you planning on cooking it?
     
  15. TrustyPatches

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    Nvm my very real girlfriend from Nova Scotia who you guys do not know saved Thanksgiving already this morning so thanks for the advice and the kind words.


    fuckers
     
  16. steamengine

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    Do some variation of this, maybe in a large cooler with a garden hose

     
  17. AptosDuck

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    let it sit in the sun
     
  18. Mr. Bean

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    This is the answer

    Water pressure >>> air pressure
     
  19. Truman

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    Sit and rub on it until it thaws. Like the ice block challenge on Real World/Road Rules Challenge
     
  20. racer

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    Microwave 90 seconds on power 3 and you should be all caught up
     
  21. skiedfrillet

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    My 13lb bird has been in the fridge since Tuesday and it’s still not completely thawed. Beginning to wonder if Harris Teeter didn’t just chisel some permafrost into a turkey shape and wrap it in plastic
     
  22. Chipper>Jeter

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    Soaking it in cold water will definitely speed up the process.
     
  23. Houndster

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    Benjamin Franklin hates you now
     
  24. Bruce Bowen

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    We have a 25lb turkey for 5 adults. It was one of two left at the store and just got it yesterday.
     
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  25. $P1

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    Sounds like a lot of turkey sandwiches this weekend
     
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  26. Upton^2

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    Do you buy Thanksgiving greeting cards?
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    I make mine with the outline of my hands.
     
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  28. Fusiontegra

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  29. devine

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    I have a 5 lb bird (turkey) breast in the freezer. When do I need to move to fridge?
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    Before I can answer your question, I need some baseline data. First, just how accommodating is your asshole?
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    Make sure you turn up the oil extra hot so that you get a power thaw.
     
  32. Dump

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    when should I head over
     
  33. Fuck this

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    Big fucking bird there bud
     
  34. a.tramp

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    I had a 13lb bird that was in the frig from Sun-Sun and I still had to soak in water for a couple of hours. I hope this helps.
     
  35. poor paul

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    cool running water thaws food the quickest for anybody wondering.
     
  36. og

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    it is irresponsible to even be having thanksgiving. first of all you are going to kill your whole family. secondly people in the past killed native americans so we deserve to skip the holiday and be miserable.
     
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  37. Xander Crews

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    i just leave mine in a hot car
     
  38. $P1

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    You're leading the charge there, as always
     
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  39. og

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    whatever you say fag!
     
  40. $P1

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    fucking yikes
     
  41. Duck70

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    :gross:
     
  42. Henry Blake

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  43. og

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    just so everyone is aware I have literally heard this guy (^^) call people a ni**er fag**t on xbox live
     
  44. El Tiburon

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    I found a new way to thaw your turkey. Expose it to the scorching hot takes now in this thread.
     
  45. $P1

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    Yeah that's a 100% lie
     
  46. Truman

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    Just rest it on top of my mix tape
     
  47. texasraider

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    buy a fresh turkey and save that one for Christmas unless you're extremely smart and decided to do tamales for Christmas
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Let’s get this trash off our board.
     
  49. og

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    lol no it isnt. just shut up with your queer woke hypocrite responses you dopey fat rube.
     
  50. og

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