The cruel clutch of gravity mixed with breast feeding has taken its toll. Still ridiculously fine tho
She picked up the dress on the way to the show after stopping at a Circle K for a pack of Marb Menthols and a sixer of Sparks.
Ugh she looks so awkward in that dress. She knows she shouldn't be in that thing. Just look at her face. She needs to be at home on a stair climber, crushing cigs and watching The View.
The thing is she would look smoking hot (not that she isn't still hot) in a similar dress that allowed her to wear a bra Props for honoring her granny titties though
She is fine as hell for a 32 year old mother of two. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
What the holy fuck are you guys talking about? Are you 19? That's an elite tier early 30's bod. And her boobs are goddamn fakes. Would bury my nose in her asshole for days and ride a 4 wheeler to the moon with her crazy ass.
Exactly. That cut of dress does that to the titties. Remember the one J-Lo wore? Same thing, pushed them down and to the side, otherwise they would just fall out. Only difference, Britney's are bigger and faker.
I think she looks in her 40s in most of those pictures. Was surprised to learn she was barely in her 30s.
I've banged a lot worse than Brittney even on her worst day. I like them all. Fat, skinny, black, white bald, etc. As long as they don't stink and have good hygiene I would probably fuck about any chick.
I've also had the same piece of pussy for over a decade. Once you been that long with one, have a hectic schedule, kids, etc. You really just want to get laid at the end of the day. I would imagine if I got divorced my standards would be low as fuck.
This is pretty much me. No shame in my game. I was just happy a chick wanted to fuck me after my divorce so I obliged.
The dress aside if I had a chick that looked like her hitting on me, I would think I had hit the jackpot. I think she still looks great.
The proper nomenclature for such titties is "spreaders" and to be honest I didn't even realize she had tits until you guys started talking about them. I was focusing the power of my mind on them legs and where Sean and Jayden James came from.
This must be a Rivals thread, bitching about a pop culture icon KEEPING her fantastic legs and having shapely, ever-so-slightly saggy boobs. Buncha cacs in here.
Elite? That's a little questionable. Let's calm down there. Britney's entire job now is to raise her kids and be attractive(she still makes pop music that requires very little actual talent, other than choreography...unless we're all still pretending she can actually sing). Considering that, ehhhh. For perspective. Brooke Burke, 43, 4 kids Heidi Klum(minus shitty recent face surgeries), 42, 4 kids Kate Beckinsale, 42, 1 kid SJU, 31, no kids J-Lo, 46, 2 kids Would I still? You bet your sweet ass, but "elite" is a little over-the-top. You could walk through a Whole Foods in a good part of town, and find plenty of trophy wives in better shape.
This is the "Yeah Emma Watson is hot but there are dozens of girls on X-schools campus hotter than her" hot take on early 30's hot moms. She has better legs than every single female you just listed and has always been just one effective personal trainer from getting it all back from her mid 20's. Well she's gotten the band back together and like Joe Flacco she is elite again.
1. I don't believe that about Emma Watson. That girl's bone structure is not of this world. 2. Better legs than every single one of them? Lopez is famous almost solely because of her ass...and you're telling me Britney Spears has better legs? 2a. No part of Britney Spears is better than Kate Beckinsale. I'm not going to entertain 32 year old Britney being in the same stratosphere as 32 year old Burke or Klum.
we lost a good Britney is her 30's thread with the collapse she is still fine as hell and her instagram page is always good if you love the trainwreck mom who takes photos with her kids and then an hour later, in slutty club clothes (I will save you some time and just post the slutty photos and not the kids ones)
Good lord this thread has turned awful. Some of you cunts need to stop the hot takes, cut your dick off, and just let yourself bleed out.