Free Britney Spears

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  1. bigpig

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    That quick cut before the loop is like a scene from a horror movie.

    I'm not not aroused tho
     
  2. backinblack23

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    Britney let’s be on your best behavior till you get out of the conservatorship, then feel free to go crazy and start a onlyfans to make your fortune back.
     
  3. buckwild

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    Crazy to think how much money that would make.
     
  4. NineteenNine

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    Infinite money
     
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  5. Mr Bulldops

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    It would be easier for the treasury to just give her a printer so she could print it herself
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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    Ready for the Britney comeback

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  7. bigpig

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    So is she free...or just going to have a new guardian?
     
  8. IHHH

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    looking for a new job?
     
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  9. bigred77

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    Depends
    Is the $16,000 a month before or after taxes?
     
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  10. Constant

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    And, do I get to film the Instagram vids?
     
  11. backinblack23

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    Would you take $13,000 this way we can take the other $3,000 and get her a makeup person.
     
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  12. Greybeard

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    Somewhere, the rest of that video exists... Thanks for sharing.
     
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  13. IV

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  14. bigpig

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    She could set up an Only Fans and make more money for a few hours of work per month than she could touring and performing for the next five years.
     
  15. MORBO!

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    You are probably not wrong
     
  16. infected donkey

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    To think people thought Bella Thorne broke OnlyFans.
     
  17. Nandor the Relentless

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    She got an OnlyFans yet?
     
  18. Nandor the Relentless

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    In a week on OF she’d be set for life if she isn’t already
     
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  19. Homo Erectus

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    She could buy her way out of the conservatorship.
     
  20. TC

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    Jamie owns the rights to the Only Fans guys. Every time Britney shows a tit LSU gets another skybox
     
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  21. RalfBully

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    I really really hope nothing bad happens to her. She clearly is not well.
     
  22. 1

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    Not a great headline

     
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  23. Jake Barnes

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    I’ve come to the conclusion that there may be no more damning punishment for a child than fame.
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    She hasn't had a positive influence around her until her late 30s and now she doesn't trust anyone.

    It really sucks.
     
  25. Homo Erectus

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    Maybe she'll feel "more loved" if she stays @ your house for awhile. :)
     
  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Ex-wife's cousin may be a bridge to far for me and MLS.
     
  27. Homo Erectus

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    Hmm..Have spent any time with her?
     
  28. Bankz

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    what video?
     
  29. Greybeard

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    The video that those stills came from. I guess it was taken down...
     
  30. buckwild

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  32. TrustyPatches

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    Yo she wildin

     
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  33. skiedfrillet

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    tyfys britney
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. dtx

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    Nah she tweakin
     
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  36. bigpig

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    OnlyFans, Britney. Do it. Get the payday.
     
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  38. a.tramp

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    Nbd, just some random dog turd on her floor while she shoots an engagement video. Probably. Totally on brand. Hope she gets the help she needs soon.

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  39. dblplay1212

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    That could be a lot of things imo.
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Truth. There’s any number of animals that may of shit there.
     
  41. a.tramp

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    Really? I seriously thought it could only be a dog turd. Thanks for pointing that out.
     
  42. Redav

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    It could be anyone's shit
     
  43. dtx

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    I shit on the floor sorry
     
  44. buckwild

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  45. SugarShaun

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    He was skeptical it was real until she posted the video and then he went ring shopping
     
  46. TrustyPatches

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    My dog shit on my floor today and I feel terrible after reading tt
     
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