Froot Loops on Pizza?

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  1. prerecordedlive

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    I’m not above trying this. Some of you are being very pretentious. If you just try the cat shit, I’ll get you a big juicy steak.
     
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  2. racer

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    Yogurt, sour cream, mozzarella, and fruit loops doesn’t sound great.
     
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  3. hudson

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  4. IHHH

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    In case you are wondering, that is a tarte au sucre with bacon on it

    so spare me your little froot loop pizza
     
  5. racer

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    I think you mean Gusto. It’s pretty good. They do a lot of non-traditional ‘signature’ pizzas.
     
  6. 40wwttamgib

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    sounds fucking terrible

     
  7. beerme

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    just had a truffle bacon pizza with egg, it was slammin.
     
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  8. blind dog

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    A friend of mine is from Iowa and took him to a Razorback game a few years ago. Fayetteville has Casey’s and he was so fucking excited about it we grabbed some after game. Wasn’t the best pizza but it was amazing compared to my expectations of gas station pizza
     
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  9. Buster 5000

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    We have a review

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  10. beerme

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    That pizza looks like absolute shit, like it belongs in the bad cooking thread... but idk what I was expecting from Iowa fruit loops pizza
     
  11. Pokes

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    It looks like soggy fruit loops and semen piled on top of a large tortilla
     
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  12. beerme

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    this was actually my exact thoughts, except I couldn’t tell if the fruit loops were crunchy or soggy, like that would make a difference
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Imagine paying 15 bucks for that.
     
  14. beerme

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    True, but also imagine thinking $15 is expensive for pizza
     
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  15. Arrec Bardwin

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    It’s expensive for THAT pizza.
     
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  16. beerme

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    Fair point... just they mentioned it was the most expensive thing on the menu. I guess one could live like a king in Iowa, if being a king meant eating semen tortillas with fruit loops on it was top end pizza
     
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  17. blind dog

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    Lmao that a pizza with fucking fruit loops being expensive
     
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  18. Buster 5000

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    We’ve got an elitist on our hands here, folks.
     
  19. Buster 5000

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    But yeah that looks disgusting.
     
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  20. pez

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    now you have #Texas AandM Aggies attention
     
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  21. racer

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    Rob Randazzo? More like Wrong RandBozo.
     
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  22. Buster 5000

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    More like... Rob RandBozo

    Edit: shit I thought I was making a good joke with the last name but I see you did that already. Only saw the first name originally. I blame Mary Jane. At this point I’d probably eat 3/4 of one of those disgusting looking “pizzas”.
     
  23. beerme

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    im just fascinated that the people of Iowa are willing to spend $15 to eat a pizza that will turn them gay and give them diabetes at the same time
     
  24. Buster 5000

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    Jokes on you we we’re all gay and diabetic already.
     
  25. Doc Louis

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    There's a simple answer for that. Fruit loops must be banned there, so they're snuggled across the border and are considered somewhat a delicacy that people will pay a premium to experience.
     
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  26. racer

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    The thought of a pizza place with an Asian name still makes most people around here giggle.
     
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  27. Fuck this

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    That looks so fucking awful
     
  28. 40wwttamgib

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    missed a clear opportunity by not loading up on the frosting and mixing crushed up fruit loops into an icing to be applied on top. the addition of cheese here is a fucking abomination.
     
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  29. El Tiburon

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    If eating semen tortillas topped with Fruit Loops makes you a king, call me Henry the 8th!