Fucked around and found out

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  1. skiedfrillet

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    A quick and passionate wet kiss on the lips would've had big guy on the ground pouting before me
     
  2. Professor Moriarty

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    I played football against a bunch of Pacific Islanders. Went to church with them, family functions….just fantastic folk.
     
  3. Shinzon

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    It’s almost worse/more embarrassing the fact that he dominated that dude and didn’t even have to swing once. Calling big boy a “fat bitch” while he’s graciously choosing to spare you from those heavy-ass hands might be one of the dumbest decisions I’ve seen in a long time. But clearly pride has led the long-haired kid to some pretty terrible choices.
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah if someone you were talking shit to just tosses you on the ground and sits on you making you physically helpless, you should start apologizing and calling him sir. That dude is really big and can do some damage if he started raining down hammer fists.
     
  5. Killy Me Please

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  6. Mister Me Too

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  7. broken internet

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  8. Beeds07

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    Nicest people in the world…until they have a reason not to be.
     
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  9. Sir Phobos

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    watching people not realize they consistently stereotype Pacific Islanders is never not weird. it ends up being "Asian people are good at math" stuff.
     
  10. Beeds07

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    I’m honestly asking, is saying a 6’5 320 lb dude is a badass a stereotype?
     
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  11. Sir Phobos

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    I wasn't directing that post specifically at you but it's more like Pacific Islanders seem to maintain a specific reputation and let's be real it's a completely stereotyped reputation. they're gentle giants and if they're not being nice they're making John Wick shit his pants. not every Pacific Islander can fight, not every Pacific Islander likes to fight, they're nice, they're rude, they're exactly like everyone else.

    like I said, it's the positive stereotyping which, while better than negative stereotyping, still isn't something we should do. I just find that people subconsciously do it to Pacific Islanders more than anyone else these days.
     
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  12. The Banks

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    Solid as fuck and surprisingly agile.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    what? Lol
     
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  14. Prospector

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    ooopppsss finding out Grannie is a whore
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Sounds like bullshit. Why would they test the grandparents?
     
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  16. Prospector

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    Um cuz she was mean and a whore? Idk, like I read the articles pppfffttt
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve never taken a paternity test so idk maybe it’s normal to test the grandparents. But, I assume to learn the grandfather isn’t the dad’s father they would have to had to have been tested.
     
  18. Mister Me Too

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    The story was that they took the DNA test and the wife also did one of those 23 and me test hoping to find a connection with someone in the families that had green eyes. When they got the 23 and me results the husband paternal matches came back to a bunch of people that the husband does not know.
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    im the only one in my immediate family with green eyes. It was always a joke about the milk man with me. My folks do have green and blue eye genes in their extended families.
     
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  20. Eric The Viking

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    I’m on Team Green Eyes, too…unless I wear certain shades of blue, and then they change to blue.

    Do you also have excellent night vision?
     
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My son and all 3 of my nephews have blue eyes. Only my dad has them.
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve worn glasses since I was 8 years old. Girls did use to call me Gato if that counts. I was always described as “homeboy with the pretty eyes and good hair “ lol

    if you know me IRL you know I wear glasses every second I’m awake. I own like 8 pairs of glasses.
     
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  23. Shinzon

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    I was thinking she might’ve submitted her DNA to one of those ancestry-tracing sites. Wasn’t sure if that would be relevant to the case tho. Looked through the link and saw this post:

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  24. Handcuffed

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    oh that's a great one
     
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  25. Biship

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    i blame the film, necessary roughness
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Same. I have green eyes and have worn glasses since 4th grade and all day every day now. Never wanted contacts or anything. I like wearing glasses.
     
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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    Wasn’t as pro life as he thought
     
  28. Baron

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    After reading the last few pages I'm scared to post a link, but here it is:
     
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  29. Redav

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    I wonder if he yelled "sic semper tyrannis" as he jumped.
     
  30. 40wwttamgib

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  31. Mister Me Too

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  32. dblplay1212

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    In general, I hate "Jeep people." There's people that drives Jeep and then Jeep people.
     
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  33. nexus

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  34. BayouMafia

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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    From experience, I can tell you, that isn’t as fun as it looks.
     
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  36. The Banks

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    I’ll never understand the Jeep cult. They are dogshit vehicles. How they have a cult following is baffling. Basically the Trump of car companies.
     
  37. paulski

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    That was funny. :yousoright:
     
  38. bigred77

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    dblplay1212
     
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  39. dblplay1212

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    They are made in America, can go places most vehicles can't, can be configured in different ways daily for a different driving experience, and are fun as shit to drive. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know why people would enjoy that over a Kia. Sorry your car is boring.
     
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  40. $P1

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    Let's not fuck around and find ourselves 4 pages deep in another Jeep convo, por favor
     
  41. Beeds07

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    All of this.
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

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    aren't most major car brands sold in america ... ya know ... made in america?

    i know my honda was made in marysville, ohio
     
  43. Artoo

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    Yes.

    So it comes down to: "Do I want my $40k to go to mostly American workers and a bit to foreign white collar workers, or do I want my money to go American blue collar workers AND white collar turds"?
     
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  44. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    the pro move is making them overseas, disassembling them, shipping them to the US, then reassembling them here and calling it "American Made"

    lookin at you Mercedes/Volvo in Charleston
     
  45. Nug

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    Ya know Daniel, it actually doesn't even look that fun.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    well, it’s not
     
  47. Can I Spliff it

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  48. kinghill

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    can this be explained
     
  49. Can I Spliff it

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    Theyre all Qanon people
     
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