Fucked around and found out

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  1. El Tiburon

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    I hope his headstone bears an inscription somewhere that marks it as Made in China.
     
  2. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Dude was really on his deathbed talking about genocide
     
  3. Gritty Badger

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    Oh my God, COVID killed Santa Claus!?!?!?!
     
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  5. racer

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    Nah it was the fuckin’ Chineses!
     
  6. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    He definitely nipped that Ivermectin from the reindeer stables.
     
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  7. BellottiBold

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    Oh he ain't in heaven you dumb bitch
     
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  8. IV

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    A lot of these people have a very warped sense of morality, that’s for certain
     
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The left’s war on Christmas continues.
     
  10. Redav

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  11. UncleJesse

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    Hope he enjoyed the Twelve Days of Ventilation.
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  13. El Tiburon

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    Covid outchea canceling bitches.
     
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  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Goring getting unemployment for being fired for cause to own libs
     
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  15. El Tiburon

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    “Attention prayer warriors, please pray for the family of David Duke. He is such an affable and gregarious person who loved God, was humble and would help absolutely anyone white who needed it!”
     
  16. IV

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    #post out of context
     
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  17. fucktx

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    Only 8 months since that post lmao

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  18. drewru

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    Was there a board civil war I missed in the early going?
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    When people say nobody changes opinions on the internet this board is Exhibit A that that's bullshit. Lot of people changed their views over the years.
     
  20. BellottiBold

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    byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee
     
  21. drewru

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    I’ll say this- there’s a relative lack of animosity on this board and posts are generally insightful, smart or self deprecating. I found out about tmb from a Rutgers bro I met in 2009. I think he told me it started after a couple of guys were dissatisfied with the paid services…would be cool for there to be a history page for the board.
     
  22. Lyrtch

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    you're lucky you didn't really post for a long period of the boards history
     
  23. Tobias

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    rutgersal?!?
     
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  24. drewru

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    Why do you say that? I’ve read the board through most of that time, albeit I stuck to lurking on the Rutgers board.
     
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  25. Bo Pelinis

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    Do not go back and read 2009 posts because it's a distilled version of a bunch of white college kids from red states. Everybody grew up and post 2015 especially the politics here have drastically shifted left because the right went mask off. No more attempts at illusions of anything but racism et al.

    The jerkoffs and shitposters were all eventually runnoft, thus, the current dynamic. This board is also unusually educated because of the beginnings so that's why the discussion is usually at least mildly informed and reasonable.
     
  26. drewru

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    Haha, nah I wish. I’ve met him a couple times though. Nice enough guy.
     
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  27. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Just anecdotally, the progression of a lot of ppl online from right of center to more progressive views is encouraging. Unfortunately, it often takes several years and horrible actions by Rs in DC to make the reality of things clearer.
     
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  28. Tobias

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    is he as crazy in real life as he is online

    i remember in HS he came to the unc board and posted this long breakdown about how rutgers was easily going to beat the 2009 unc team that ended up winning the title
     
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  29. Bo Pelinis

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    But because every other poster is a lawyer you have to withstand a bunch of fucking pedantry to post here.
     
  30. drewru

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    Makes sense. That timeline generally reflects my own. It feels like most of the posters here are somewhere between 30 to 40, male, well-educated. I think we’ve all had a steep learning curve the last 10 years.
     
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  31. drewru

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    Yea, that sounds like something he would do lol. I don’t really know him outside of a couple RU meet ups, but he seems like a perfectly normal guy whose just delusional about his teams.
     
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  32. Doc Louis

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    How dare they want a better life and not know the ins and outs of America's immigration system. It's on them for not having that info readily available in their native language.
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    Not to mention what their version of heaven is like.
     
  34. fucktx

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    Truly fucked around and found out

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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I think one of my favorite things is a friend or family member asking for “prayer warriors”. Not that there’s anything wrong with praying for a sick friend or family member but they’ll post it on Facebook like it’s the bat signal.
     
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  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    Gotta be about 39% by now.
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    I wish she had fucked around just a little more.
     
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  38. UncleJesse

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    Prayer Warrior
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  39. El Tiburon

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    And invariably the prayer warriors are being called upon to ask for God’s grace and kindness for a person who calls Covid the “China virus” and blames it on “illegal aliens” crossing the border.
     
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  40. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Yeah, it's called Christianity. Go read a book or something.
     
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  41. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Eh she’s encouraging people to get the shot now. I’m ok with redemption stories
     
  42. Doc Louis

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    Well you don't want the dream warriors to show up because Freddy Krueger fucked them up pretty good
     
  43. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  45. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Tbh if she died they’d probably be pushing more bullshit on their friends and family out of spite and anger. Now we have another voice with a personal compelling message and probably an audience.
     
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  46. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This is what happens when you so desperately need to own the libs, everything becomes politicized and facts don't matter.

    I wont shed a single tear for any of these fucks.
     
  47. IanBoyd

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    Apparently he was a welder

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-said-quit-100-000-173228098.html
     
  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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  49. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I went to high school with a guy who is now a conservative radio host and race track announcer. His whole family of 6 kids and pregnant wife just got COVID and she had to be put on a vent and have an emergency C-section. She isn't going to make it, she's 26.

    Yes, from my hometown of 9,000 I know of TWO pregnant women who were unvaccinated, got COVID and had to deliver while on a vent.
     
  50. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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