Fucked around and found out

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    "You asked to hear my story of conquering Everest...and in the course of things I invaded the capitol and tried to overthrow the government."
     
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  4. Artoo

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    Stupid "Influencer" doing stupid Influencer stuff? Best guess. Definitely shows off the brand of water bottle every single time
     
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  6. Rock

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    jet skis fucking suck
     
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    The cybertruck of the sea
     
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    would have thought their lips would keep them afloat.
     
  10. RockHardJawn39

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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    FAFO for the video title and result, but just as easily belongs in the bad police thread

    Florida Man Shot by Police After Firing Rifle in Air to Celebrate New Gun Law

     
  12. southlick

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  13. brahmanknight

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    They drowned in the The Devil's Throat, huh?
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Saying that about a mountain of a man's little brother is a choice.

     
  16. VaxRule

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    Fellas, is it gay to have sex with an attractive woman?
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    Broken phone aside, Kelce showed some great restraint not knocking that assclown out cold.
     
  18. The Banks

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    You can call me a f****t all day if I’m banging T-Swift
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    The amount of weird virgins we have now is very alarming. Some clowns on Twitter yesterday were transvestigating Sarah Michelle Gellar. Like, what?!
     
  20. VaxRule

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  21. Daniel Ocean

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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    come for my queen and I’ll slay their asses
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    This is the photo the incels were up in arms over bc they think she has an Adam’s apple. These two babes are 47. We should all be so lucky.

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  24. VaxRule

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    7th and 8th grade are pretty much wasted years for education. I say we pick one and replace it with mandatory binge watching of Buffy & Angel. There will still be tests though.
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    She’s a chud now but there should at least be a lesson on early 90s Kristy Swanson
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    Maybe it was all one big misunderstanding and Travis thought the chud was implying that his dad was a cell phone

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  27. VaxRule

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    Yeah, you definitely start the semester with the movie. Showing the kids a young Ben Affleck is what will reel them in.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    this reads like SMG was a chud and I was about to jump into the portal or dance until I combust
    I do a yearly rewatch. Those shows are like comfort food to me.
     
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  29. miles

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    Kid deserves an absolute beating
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah Xander is the worst
     
  31. bwi2

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    Nick Fuentes doesn’t belong in this thread for anything other than levels of finding out 10,000 orders of magnitude worse than this
     
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  32. slogan119

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    A young slogan wanted Kristy to ride me while I drove like whatever movie she was in
     
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    fuck this dude he doesn’t deserve a moment of clarity he’s been a POS independent of Trump.
     
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  34. VaxRule

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    The Chase
     
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  35. soulfly

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    JLH >
     
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  36. Sir Phobos

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    people thinking only men have an Adam's apple is baffling.
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    young beo had this experience
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    she doesn’t have one but yeah a stupid religious thing is a weird thing to determine gender
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    :roll: Fuck that boomer
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    A lot of that story makes no sense. There are no Yachts near Iguazu Falls. Then later it says they were off the coast of San Palo where left the yacht to head for shore.

    Iguazu Falls is pretty amazing
     
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  41. slogan119

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    There’s also an apparently large Hamas group in that area
     
  42. pearl

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  43. beeds7

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    This should have ended far worse for that kid. Kudos to Kelce for not destroying him.
     
  44. Whammy Business

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    Agreed. Kid should have swallowed any number of teeth.
     
  45. Hank Scorpio

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    America fucked around. About to find out.
     
  46. slogan119

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    Hispanic males as a large subset
     
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  47. Mister Me Too

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    Guy harasses women on X and quickly regrets it:

     
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  48. nexus

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    lol guy was lucky that those were all open handed and he didn’t get stomped when on the ground but still satisfying as hell