Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    I mean there are 2 reasons we call him a big ol’ bear
     
    pearl, Daniel Ocean, bertwing and 2 others like this.
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    He likes honey and shitting in the woods.
     
  3. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    okay, make it 4 reasons.
     
  4. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMontreal Canadiens

     
    bigred77 likes this.
  5. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishIndiana PacersIndianapolis Colts

    That sweatshirt is almost enough to make me an Arkansas fan.
     
  6. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    If you come to Fayetteville Sept 27th I'll give it to you if you wear it at the game
     
  7. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishIndiana PacersIndianapolis Colts

    I don’t fit into mediums. :)
     
    pearl, IHHH, Daniel Ocean and 2 others like this.
  8. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    fake news
     
    IHHH likes this.
  9. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    It’s a little loose on the belly so it’s more of a large
     
  10. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    he beat your ass at basketball. you are like 8 foot tall and i tower over him. you are in my top 50 friend list so i was trying to be nice
     
  11. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    its an XL bc I like loose clothing and again derek menswear folks i cannot stress enough how much i don't care
     
    AHebrewToo and dblplay1212 like this.
  12. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    You don't want that in your life. It is a terrible experience
     
    Hank Scorpio and blind dog like this.
  13. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksChicago CubsAvengersBarAndGrillSoutheastern Conference

    Full of tragedy, remorse, & ragrets.
     
    blind dog and Prospector like this.
  14. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    Jeremy Allen White does not play.
     
    LookslikeUofI likes this.
  15. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    You conveniently forget the rules I was given because you were connecting with nature by wallering in the mulch and bushes like a drunk idiot
     
    devine and a.tramp like this.
  16. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    you conveniently forgot devine is better than you at basketball
     
    devine and a.tramp like this.
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    better shooter, yes
     
    devine, a.tramp and blind dog like this.
  18. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    do you think the only thing that has to do with basketball is being taller than the jolly green giant ?
     
    devine and a.tramp like this.
  19. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Go to bed loser
     
    a.tramp and blind dog like this.
  20. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    i have 15 minutes left ty
     
    a.tramp and Daddy Rabbit like this.
  21. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Seattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksBarcelonaSeattle SupersonicsSeattle SoundersSeattle Kraken

    Never go to Netherlands. They’re all tall as hell :laugh:
     
    Daniel Ocean likes this.
  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    I’m calling bullshit ain’t no way bertwing is drinking water
     
    bertwing likes this.
  23. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    This was right after I threw up in the grossest bathroom I’ve ever seen bc blind dog picked a terrible restaurant to have pre game drinks
     
    a.tramp, Daniel Ocean and blind dog like this.
  24. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
    Donor

    It kind of looks like you guys are locked arms which is very sweet
     
  25. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
    Donor
    Clemson Tigers

    I’m assuming blind dogs arm is wrapped around bert’s back. No hover hand, ofc
     
    devine, Tobias, Daniel Ocean and 6 others like this.
  26. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    My hand was shoved down his pants on his bare ass
     
  27. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCarolina Panthers

    Trickle truthing
     
    skiedfrillet and 40wwttamgib like this.
  28. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

    Wrong thread
     
    40wwttamgib likes this.
  29. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
    Donor

  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    ur forgiven
     
  31. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    Don't

    ^^^ bc this is a lie

    I wanted to go a different place where Ms. Jackson would buy us free drinks
     
    bertwing, beeds7 and Daniel Ocean like this.
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    did u apologize to her for not going there
     
    Clemson327 and The Banks like this.
  33. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
    Donor TMB OG

    I hate to derail this lovely convo of whatever the fuck but I'm gonna do it anyway

     
    xec, 40wwttamgib, slogan119 and 4 others like this.
  34. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
    Donor

    From the comments...

    RDT_20250410_1702467130717333518894321.jpg
     
  35. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesAtlanta UnitedTottenham HotspurGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    r/fightporn is one of those subs I visit maybe 2-3x a year and then get completely sucked down the rabbit hole when doing so.
     
    Cabs, 40wwttamgib, slogan119 and 6 others like this.
  36. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
    Donor

    What did she think she was going to accomplish against that unit?
     
  37. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    no but her son texts me all the time now, I occasionally respond so I can amuse Bert

    we met them for maybe an hour the day before
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    did you make her son cry? If you did did you tell her you didn’t mean to make her son cry?
     
    VaxRule likes this.
  39. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    Swingers, kinky
    not judging you, bert, or this mother and son thing
     
  40. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    Next season of white lotus was already filmed live from providence, Rhode Island
     
    Hoss Bonaventure likes this.
  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    Get a room, jesus
     
    40wwttamgib and Artoo like this.
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    Don’t spoiler the 3rd episode.
     
    blind dog and IHHH like this.
  43. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    Might wanna get that facial hair reinserted or get leg lengthening surgery
     
  44. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMontreal Canadiens

    says the guy peeking into the room.
     
  45. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    this is something big laser doesn’t want you to hear but that shit was a scam. I shave just as much now as I did before
     
  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    That’s what you get for spitting in the face of god and not embracing your pure animal essence.
     
    Cornfed Buffalo, blind dog and IHHH like this.
  47. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Reminded me of this

     
    40wwttamgib likes this.
  48. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor
    Michigan Wolverines

  49. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Well now we know what happened immediately after this blind dog post!

     
  50. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    Video is gone now, whatever it was.