Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Roy

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    Exquisite thread title
     
  2. Butthead

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    These idiots tipped over a Metro West Ambulance a week ago at the mass vax site at 122nd and Sandy. This was an abandoned retail site with a massive parking lot that was used for mass vaccinations. I got my pfizer shots at this location, administered by the Portland Fire Bureau

    Literally, this is the parking lot. You can see the abandoned KMart in the background
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  3. Butthead

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    i'm kind of at the point where i don't really give a shit about what these idiots do around here, but fucking with ambulance drivers seems like a low point

    they also attacked people driving by the most low income high school by a fucking longshot in this area

    it's where this happened
     
  4. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i misunderstood the thread context, so sorry for that
     
  5. Tobias

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  6. Boo MFer!

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    You put up a good fight, Doug.
     
  7. bryix

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    heaven must be needing a whole lot of assholes these days
     
  8. a.tramp

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    The claims of filing lawsuit against restaurants for HIPPA violations immediately followed up by stating ignorance of the law is no excuse is just too much. If he wasn’t dead as fucking fuck he could write for SNL.
     
  9. Tiffin

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    CB has been blessing us with these for a couple weeks in the RTT.
     
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  10. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Isn't that the decommissioned and privately owned one that got Proud Boy'd when couple of 'tifas showed up wildly outnumbered?
     
  11. Butthead

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    i don't know the provenance of that vehicle
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Did this one get shared? C-list Rush Limbaughs are dropping like flies right now.

     
  13. dump

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  14. BudKilmer

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    Rest in Piss Doug
     
  15. Beeds07

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    Great thread title :smug:
     
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  16. Marty Kaan

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    A friend of mine that didn’t graduate college is going hard on the ivermectin train today. He’s a dumb ass
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    It’s time to file suit against the grim reaper for violation of your civil rights and denying you the pursuit of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
     
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  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Let us know when he dies
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    Shocker.
     
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  20. Beeds07

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    Brav fucking o
     
  21. Henry Blake

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  22. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  23. Doc Louis

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    If they don't like Apple flavored I'm sure they'd love carrot or sugar cube
     
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  24. Doc Louis

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    Nope, Doug is busy in idiot hell.
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    That's exactly what Doug used to say
     
  26. Heavy Mental

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    this is elite posting
     
  27. broken internet

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  28. racer

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    If anyone had access to a large chud network and wants to plant the seeds of inhaling aerosol deep woods off if you can’t get your ivies that could be fun.
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    Or some small ones that try to make money off people and give them a place to spew idiocy.
     
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  30. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  31. Bruce Wayne

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    That's funny but I don't believe for one second that an all-time grifter like him is actually injecting himself with that stuff
     
  32. Jay Jay Okocha

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    What platforms is he on these days? I haven’t heard much from him since he was banned from Twitter apart for him begging for money a while ago.
     
  33. Professor Moriarty

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    Absolutely just grifting. Might even miraculously cure himself with horse deworming injections.
     
  34. Doug

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    giving Doug’s a bad name
     
  35. Pharm

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    Like a fucking 10 gauge needle. Think id rather have covid
     
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  36. Fudd

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    Yeah, it's probably about the gauge they'd give.....to........horses.
     
  37. Pharm

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    Well yeah
     
  38. racer

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    Try your ivermectin paste mixed with sweet feed or cracked corn out of a rubber bucket. That seems to be a winning combo
     
  39. HotMic

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    :banderas:
     
  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Feels weird laughing at people dying, but these paste eating dipshits deserve all of the suffering they will go through.
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    That shit's not Funnie.
     
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  42. Barves2125

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    "No shot to the arm and only you're to blame. You give Dougs a bad name!" -to the tune of Bon Jovi's You Give Love A Bad Name
     
  43. ohbluefan

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    I just look at it as Darwinism……sped up.
     
  44. Marty Kaan

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    Just because I have friends in low places doesn’t mean I’m a imbecile.

    If I recall correctly, I was supportive of you when you were transitioning into your latest role. I’m hurt boom
     
  45. Marty Kaan

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    Last I heard he was promoting gay conversion therapy. Dude needs to die