Fucked around and found out

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  1. racer

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    Even he knows bing is dogshit
     
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  2. Prospector

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    Ffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk her
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    it's probably true though that you're being denied "effective" treatment options earlier on because the healthcare providers want you to die, good point
     
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  4. Joe Withabee

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    “Contracting COVID-19 while on duty”. Border Patrol actively pushing the RWNJ conspiracy that our borders are being overrun World War Z style by Mexican COVID zombies
     
  5. IV

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    so she was trying to rewrite what happened after he died?
     
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  7. Jack Bauer

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    I GIVE COVID NO CREDIT
     
  8. Emma

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  9. bro

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    Hate that American Christians can’t go to church and sing
     
  10. HoosDaMan

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    It really should be the title.
     
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  11. bro

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    My life goal is to ensure Covid gets the credit it deserves
     
  12. bertwing

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    Guy I knew in his early 30’s who caught Covid back in August. I unfriended him last year when he started posting anti-mask and Covid is fake shit so I can’t see all his posts, or someone started scrubbing his page. He just passed away in the hospital after being on a vent the last few weeks.

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  13. Doc Louis

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    Nice of them to crowd source his funeral.
     
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  14. Doc Louis

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    Sorry his family lost its soul provider. That really hit James Brown's family hard
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    Unfortunately for Heather, Covid added a Denise notch on its belt anyway.
     
  16. Beeds07

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  17. skiedfrillet

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    I like to think I’ve mastered toeing this line
     
  18. billdozer

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    But everyone is dumber after reading one of your posts.
     
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  22. Beeds07

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    I mean I know these are people that fucked around and found out and we were talking about making light of dead people, but my only anger is at these people going to the hospital and taking precious spots away from people who may get it from these exact people. Just pisses me off they mock vaccines and protest in front of hospitals then have the gall to go to a hospital after they get sick.

    Let your God cure you mother fuckers. Sorry, needed to vent. Not as much as those dead assholes needed vents, but still.
     
  23. jbr

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    My favorite part is the Garth and Reba fantasies
     
  24. Mix

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    Guy I knew in HS through a friend just had his dad die after like 3 weeks in the hospital. He was a total POS judging by his facebook posts.

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  25. BudKilmer

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    :laugh: I died at that part
     
  26. Tobias

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    I don’t have Facebook so my only exposure to what content these boomers eat that literally kills them is ITT. FB shouldn’t be shut down. It should be carpet bombed and Zuckerburg should be dragged behind a truck
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

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    So did she shortly after.
     
  29. Tobias

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    do your thing covid
     
  30. racer

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    No good Facebook dirt, but I think we can assume he was probably shit.

     
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  33. Tobias

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    i think this particular story is going to end very well tbh
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Brilliant. “PRAY FOR ME YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS! PRAY!”
     
  35. texasraider

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    I couldn't help but wonder if they were listening to Drake's new album when they put in her trake
     
  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    Just got an email, I am the chairman of a local community non profit that uses the police departments community room as a meeting place. We are currently not able to use that room effective immediately because they have so many people out with Covid that they can’t staff the front desk of the police headquarters, so according to state guidelines we can’t use the room since they can’t staff the front desk while visitors are in the building. Not a joke.
     
  37. dome foam

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    Gotta give all the credit to God. He’s doing some great work.
     
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  38. racer

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    Fuck yeah. Wipe that whole bitch out.
     
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  39. El Tiburon

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    When your “best” profile picture shows you to be a dead ringer for the Stay Puft marshmallow man, I don’t think you can fairly lump yourself into the “young and healthy” cohort.
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    I watched Ghostbusters yesterday, crazy.
     
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  41. Beeds07

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    Hey white folks, remember when we say blacks people fear getting pulled over because every cop has an itchy trigger finger? Now you can share rhis feel as you worry if every cop that pulls you over for a seat belt violation might be unvaxxed and give you Covid.
     
  42. Jack Bauer

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    Another brilliant mind
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  43. racer

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    Too much soup in America. Soup is ruining this country.

    Also, did she really think that the airport machines are clothes-disappearing-peep machines? They’re not looking at you naked.
     
  44. Jack Bauer

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  46. *DIESEL*

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    Top comment on Reddit killed me.
    "Did anyone check the closet? Maybe he left them a box of bootstraps."
     
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  47. El Tiburon

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    No, I don’t feel guilty for laughing at your death and your family’s accompanying financial ruin….thanks!
     
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  48. racer

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    The covid infection rate among the us population is about 1000x that of motor vehicle crashes. I’d love to see these fuckos cut all of the seatbelts out of their cars.
     
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