Fucked around and found out

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  1. bertwing

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    I laughed and then I cried

    I hate you
     
  2. One Two

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    I love you. And please don’t feel ashamed about tucking your under armor shirts into your cargo shorts
     
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  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    My PayPal my choice
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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  5. The Banks

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    A modern day Phineas Gage.
     
  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Magfuckingnificent
     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Death panels?!
     
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  8. Taffy

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    Quick question for the dads of TMB:
    Vaccines are about to be rolled out for 12-15 year olds. You sending your kids for a shot?
     
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  9. -Asshole-

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    If my kids were that old I would.
     
  10. Chipper>Jeter

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    My 12 year old got his. I would vaccinate my 11 year old right now if I could.
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I’ll be first in line when they let 1 year old get the vaccine. My nephew is 12 and he had to go around his mom to my brother to take him to get vaccinated. Posted this before, but his mom is now spreading all the same anti vax stuff while her only son is secretly vaccinated. It was his choice. He’s a smart kid and told my brother he didn’t want to get sick or get anyone else sick so he wanted to get vaccinated.
     
  12. Redav

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    Would vaccinate my kids immediately were they eligible.
     
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  13. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    which one for you?

    I would but given a choice between az and Pfizer id go Pfizer
     
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  14. Constant

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    My 16yo grandson got vaccinated as soon as his state cleared 16yos. The rest of my grandkids are 8 or younger. They'll get it asap.
     
  15. beerme

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    Where are you from that you can’t already get your 12 year old a shot? Plenty on here have already
     
  16. Redav

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    UK
     
  17. El Tiburon

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    My 14 year old daughter got vaccinated as soon as they opened it up to 12 and older here.
     
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  18. texasraider

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    all my nieces and nephews got vaccinated
     
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  19. 40wwttamgib

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    twelve years old and already smarter than mom. good for him.
     
  20. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    My 12 year old is fully vaxxed and my 11 year will be get first shot day or 2 after her birthday in December, unless these idiots approve it for under 12 first (spoiler, they won't)
     
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  21. El Tiburon

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    Also my 10 year old son is champing at the bit to get vaccinated, but in his case I’m waiting until he gets the all clear. He had a mild case of the ‘rona about a month ago from his asshole maskless classmate, so at least he’s sort of covered for now until hopefully the vaccine becomes available in the next couple of months.
     
  22. Tobias

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    trump saved those cats you dummy
     
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  23. racer

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    Ready to shoot up my toddler as soon as it is made available
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    my oldest is 11 years, 5 months and just got over Covid and she’s getting vaccinated the first day she’s eligible
     
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  25. Illinihockey

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    My kid got it the first day it was available
     
  26. dblplay1212

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    G is only 3 but if you told her she could go to Disney more if she got a shot she'd ask for 2 shots.
     
  27. Pharm

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    Kid turns 2 in late November. Hoping he can get his by then
     
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  28. zeberdee

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    is this realistic? I have 4, 2 & 1 year olds and I just assumed they were going to have to wait years to be able to get it.
     
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  29. One Two

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    Local news website has been running their own “gentle” series of fucked around and found out stories

     
  30. Bishop

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    3 year old will get Vaccinated unless his Pediatrician says otherwise.
     
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  31. Pharm

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    i think EoY for 6 month and older is the goal doe Pfizer
     
  32. bigred77

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    7 year old has actually asked me why we haven't gotten him the vaccine yet.
    He doesn't even understand what it is but understands enough that he wants it.
     
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  33. Tobias

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    pretty sure 5-12 by halloween and under 5 around thanksgiving was the timeline posted yesterday but idk
     
  34. Papa Das

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    This pleases me. Sign my kid up!
     
  35. Constant

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    Hunter Pepper is the most southern shithead name ever.
     
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  36. blind dog

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    They have 19 year old city councilman? Lol
     
  37. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    "In my 19 years on earth" part fucking slayed me.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    We’re only a couple weeks away from them having to
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  39. Mister Me Too

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    So this kid has apparently never heard of the Patriot Act?
     
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  40. bwi2

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  41. Snakes

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    my hometown :facepalm:
     
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  42. ~ taylor ~

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    My kids are 4 and 8 and I'll get them vaccinated as soon as I can.
     
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This is a good post
     
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  44. Sanjuro

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    This is my hometown and first I’ve heard about them electing a dumbass 19 year old. :ded:
     
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  45. Illinihockey

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    he wasn’t alive when the patriot act was passed
     
  46. oknole

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    My 12 year old son is fully vaxxed, yes I would recommend.
     
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  47. ohbluefan

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    My 15 year old will be fully vaxed Sunday when he gets his 2nd shot. He was hesitant for awhile but finally came around.
     
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  48. NYGator

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    All my kids 13, 16, 19 were vaxxed as soon as they were eligible.
     
  49. Struggler

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    My 13 year old has been vaccinated for 4 months. Sluggish for a day after second dose of Pfizer
     
  50. Clown Baby

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    My 13 year old, Chevin, got the jab so I got him a gift. It was actually captured on the local news.

     
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