Fucked around and found out

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    And the only kids who have major problems with wearing a mask are the children of the assholes who resist it. My kids have never had a problem with it aside from minor annoyance. Even the tiny one.
     
  2. Doc Louis

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    It's going to wind up in syndication with a spin-off series.
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    100% the exact same. The kids who hate it have parents who are assholes about it. All the other kids just put their masks on and live their lives.
     
  4. Bruce Bowen

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    Need to keep tabs on this guy. Be a damn shame if he picked up the variant paid for by Beasley.
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    “I’ve had Covid, so in my opinion, I’ve already got the antibodies,” Hauquitz told the Buffalo News. “I think they’re just as good as the vaccine. The vaccine came out pretty rushed. I don’t really know all the information. In my opinion, there’s so little information out there and it all seems to be one-sided. And then, personally, my religious beliefs. I think God created me for a purpose. He has a plan for my life. And whether I have the vaccine or not, I’m taken care of.”

    Hauquitz also said that when he got COVID, it was his decision to “take a chicken pox approach” and pass it along to his entire family, including his children, who range in age from 23 months to 12 years.
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

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  6. El Tiburon

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    Fuck this guy so much.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    [me getting Beasley’s attention as he walks to the tunnel]

    Cole, Cole, Cole! It would be a huge honor if you would cough on my son!
     
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  8. timo

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    hope ole Cole is making them sign a release of liability form before he hands over those tix in the event those people go to the game, get the rona, and end up in a coma.
    :pffft:
     
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  9. Killy Me Please

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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
  10. NDJOECA

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    Pope Francis reads this thread.

     
  11. timo

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    motherfucker already has enlarged organs, jesus-help-me you can see it through his jersey.
    I'm by no stretch the picture of health these days, but what (besides having a low IQ) makes these people think they're immortal?
     
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  12. timo

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    "Even in the College of Cardinals there are some vaccine negationists," the Pope told reporters aboard the Papal plane. "But one of them, poor thing, fucked around and found out has been hospitalised with the virus. These are the ironies of life."
     
  13. Prospector

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    White privilege living in America, Fox and prosperity preaching
     
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  14. IV

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    I read the last line in Norm McDonalds voice
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    Who’s the board’s biggest Brian Kelly apologist? Could be Pope Francis
     
  16. NDJOECA

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    I did say I was praying for Cardinal Burke’s demise, which is definitely who he is talking about.
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    if you bring those shoes around me blood, I’ll gut you boy,
     
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  18. BellottiBold

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    I ignored the thread for several pages. This reply to the fake military retirement destroyed me
     
  19. Tobias

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    haha glad you suffered shannon!
     
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  20. Tobias

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  21. El Tiburon

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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
  22. Prospector

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  23. Bruce Wayne

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    RIP Shannon you fat fuck
     
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  24. El Tiburon

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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
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  25. BrentTray

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    Fucked around
    Found out
    Profit
     
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  26. HoosDaMan

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    lol
     
  27. HoosDaMan

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    If she would have eaten pussy instead of the combo number 5 from McDonald’s
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    At the ATT store and a woman is in here crying about not wanting a phone with 5G because she has done her research. Obviously she’s not wearing her mask correctly. I’ve never seen one of these nuts in the wild.
     
  29. DeToxRox

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    This chick definitely preferred hell so it could get her closer to the Devil’s food cake
     
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  30. racer

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  31. TheSkeeter

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    It’s where I got my shots, so I’ll always remember it for that.
     
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  32. NDJOECA

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    The pope saying “but life is ironic” has made me laugh out loud multiple times today.
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!!!!!
     
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  34. IV

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    It is comforting that stupidity is a universal trait
     
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  35. HoosDaMan

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    Amazing. And no virgins. Suckers
     
  36. Tobias

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  37. JGator1

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    Welp guess those other losers who died just didn't have enough faith. Of course there's a Joe Rogan talking point.
     
  38. Redav

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    What's funny is they say "young and healthy" but the dude in the story is prob 300lbs.
     
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  39. southlick

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  40. racer

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  41. Nole0515

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  42. drewru

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    I really enjoy this thread, but for the first time reading it, feel a little bad. Don’t get me wrong, the people who know better but still insist on not getting vaccinated because of their politics or general apathy towards others deserve what they get. But I do feel somewhat bad for the morons who aren’t smart enough to know better. If there is a hell, I hope there’s a special place for the ghouls that, while vaccinated, spread all this misinformation.

    I also hope theres a less hot area in hell where I get to go for finding so much joy in the misery of these intolerant, selfish assholes.
     
  43. NYGator

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    l'chaim, oh wait...
     
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  44. Mister Me Too

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    The problem is that those who know better are actually vaccinated, they pretend to not be and tell others not to get vaccinated for political purposes and to preserve their grift.
     
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  45. Constant

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    f'chim
     
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  46. drewru

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    Yup, and a person would have to be pretty stupid to fall for that, and they are. That’s what makes me feel less than great about this- laughing at morons who also happen to be assholes dying, not as satisfying as laughing at “intelligent” assholes dying. Hence my dilemma.

    Republican voters continue to support politicians that hurt their own interests. As their circumstances continue to worsen, R politicians provide them a scape goat and they gladly double down on their beliefs. Shit keeps getting worse for them to the point that they have to come up with justifications that are further and further detached from reality, until ultimately they lose everything or worse, die of a preventable disease. It takes a certain level of intelligence, or lack thereof, to get caught in this game and part of me feels bad for these poor saps, but the much bigger party of me is infuriated at those taking advantage of them.

    None of this is to say that Democrats are perfect. They suck too, but for much less heinous reasons I won’t get into here.
     
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  47. bamasam09

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    These people live - well lived - right down the street from my mom. Really sad situation. Wish they would have chosen differently.
     
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  48. Duck70

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    :ded:
     
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