Fucked around and found out

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  1. NYGator

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    Saw this in the Biden thread, but it appears the King Maker is one of us...

     
  2. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    "I won't get the jab" - every grossly obese person I've meet in my industry.
     
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  3. Prospector

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    Help them out w these pointers
     
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  4. El Tiburon

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    Someone needs to explain to them that for the formulation to be effective they need to add butane to the mix.
     
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  5. $P1

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    Just add a pinch of Oregano
     
  6. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    people fucking suck
     
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  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  8. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    Understandable given your personal connection.

    But obligatory…

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  9. Clown Baby

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    It’s my belief that unremarkable white people contrive these elaborate conspiracies and mystical cures to feel important. Like, there’s something hidden in plain sight that they’re hip to but more educated and/or successful people are not. Up until now it has given them life force, now it’s, well, you all know.
     
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  10. bamasam09

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    I didn't know them personally. Just kids involved, community shock, etc. But yes, they chose poorly. I really don't get it.
     
  11. Redav

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    I'm not sure I buy it but I've wondered if on some level a lot do it because their life is boring and it's intriguing.
     
  12. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    This is rhetorical but I’m going to ask anyway: what the fuck is wrong with these people?
     
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  13. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Lmao they’re vaping peroxide
     
  14. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Mark, the oil driller from fucking Texarkana, is more pious than the Pope.
     
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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    It's not sad.
     
  16. bamasam09

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    It's sad in the sense that it was completely preventable and kids are involved. So yes, it's sad.
     
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  17. ~ taylor ~

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    Sure, I can see that perspective, but maybe their kids' loss is some multiple of kids' gains, because they're done spreading bullshit to morons.
     
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  18. NDJOECA

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  19. Whammy Business

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    Haha. Jesus.
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    They all want to take the secret cure that a mom who's a former teacher discovered and the government doesn't want you to know about it
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    if they are wrong about this then they might have to question everything else and they can’t do that. So instead they double down on everything else.
     
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  22. NDJOECA

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    the Venn diagram of people I know from high school who believe in this type of shit and who also started TRT at age 30 is just a circle.
     
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  23. Killy Me Please

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    I feel bad because I really like this dude. But he's grossly obese and shouldn't be so confident. Dude cant get up a flight of stairs without taking a break.
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  24. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Zombies can’t get Coronavirus dummy
     
  26. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    Another marriage torn apart, though in this case it means the surviving, anti-vaxxer husband doesn't need permission to hit the bar for some business networking and re-joining the dating pool...four days after the wife died. I guess business networking at the bar is a notch above the obligatory GoFundMe - trying to pay his own freight.

     
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  27. beerme

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    I love how he starts with “I don’t ask for prayers often”, like he really believes if he saves his prayer asks it’ll be more effective
     
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  28. billdozer

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  29. Clown Baby

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    He’s not going to find a new love if he stays home
     
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  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Nebulized hydrogen peroxide? Holy chemical pneumonitis

    You can't die of ARDS from covid if you kill yourself with ARDS some other way first
     
  31. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I said the SAME EXACT thing…
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    I also know exactly what you guys are talking about
     
  33. Prospector

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    TRT?
     
  34. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    T-Rex Trampolining
     
  35. NDJOECA

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    testosterone replacement therapy. Basically prescribed steroids
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I think hiring Chip Kelly and giving DTR a scholarship makes me qualified for this thread,
     
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  37. Duck Smoker

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    Have qualms about this thread? You probably should have some, but here's a test for anyone's qualms. Need TMB Prayer Warriors to help Big Jim get back to his hobbies of blatant racism and putting meat in Hispanic womens's tacos. Is 13 days on a vent bad for you?

     
  38. yaywaffles

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    how galactically fucking dumb do you have to be to participate in the insurrection and then post a meme months later claiming the whole thing was a communist plot jesus fucking christ you were literally there you stupid asshole
     
  39. Wicket

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    that one was so rich to me
     
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  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Wasn’t sure where else to put this, but lol

     
  41. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Halfway House to Hell. I like it.
     
  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    From that thread.
     
  43. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Does your widow still need to pay the ICU bill even though they refused to give you the horse paste?
     
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  44. OZ2

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    A hospital full of ivermectin? Got one of those in my neighborhood. It’s called an animal hospital.
     
  45. Tiffin

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    I could get on board with death clinics.


    Also do they think transporting patients at costs via helicopter is a generous offer?
     
  46. IV

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  47. DuckKin

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    The only outspoken anti-vaxxer I know is my wife’s friends brother.

    When he was born he had the umbilical tube wrapped around his neck which cut off air supply for a lengthy amount of time. He had learning disabilities and one might consider him mentally challenged. I think about that a lot when I see SOME of these posts.
     
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  48. nexus

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    never in a million years could I have predicted this
     
  49. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    “Idk man I’m healthy I don’t need it”

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