Fucked around and found out

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  1. Duck Smoker

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  2. Corky Bucek

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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    I got my flu shot today and I said “ouch” when the pharmacist gave me the shot. Have two sleeves and neck tattoos. Me and the pharmacist laughed and she said “wow that must have really hurt”
     
  4. soulfly

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    Which TMB poster was it that was slinging advocare-like product and calling himself an entrepreneur? Think he was from Florida.
     
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  5. Corky Bucek

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    Jack Parkman is who you are thinking of, he moved from FL to Utah (the MLM capital of the US) so his wife could be a #bossbabe
     
  6. soulfly

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    :laugh: did he actually move to Utah? At any rate, I don’t think that’s who I’m think of.
     
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  7. Corky Bucek

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    Yes, he did in fact move to Utah. I made up the rest for laughs. He's a good sport and would probably laugh at this. He may actually know who you are talking about.
     
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  8. Doc Louis

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    Yeah you could've been the next Newspring.
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Thought he started the business selling football field repainting?
     
  10. a.tramp

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  11. Jack Parkman

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  12. Clown Baby

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    It was Boo MFer!
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    I’ve got a great opportunity for you if you’re still interested in making full-time money on part-time hours.
     
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  14. Can I Spliff it

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    The Pope asking people to at least give a shit about others and then one of the most senior Catholic bishops in America going "it only kills the weak and the undesirables" kinda shows how and where there's a schism in the church
     
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  15. The Banks

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    Vincent van Mogh
     
  16. Bruce Wayne

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    Isn't it mainly between the US Catholics and everyone else? Thought at least the Pope hinted as much
     
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  17. bigred77

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    I'm just dumbfounded by the 'won't bow down to the democrats' and 'I'm not taking bidens shot' statements

    Fauchi was the guy under Trump too, Trump is who pushed and got the vaccine fast tracked
    Why these dumbass trumptards all use that kinda stuff as an excuse to not get the shot is so stupid

    I kinda wish we could see what they would all be saying if Trump were still the
     
  18. Prospector

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    Chef's kiss. Just perfect outcome
     
  19. RockHardJawn39

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  20. The Banks

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    Pretty impressive that he was the only anti-vaxxer out of the 175 guys on Canadian team rosters.
     
  21. HoosDaMan

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    You know the dumb duck thinks he was targeted in some conspiracy to silence him.
     
  22. 20/20/20/20

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    He’s an Oiler, not a Duck.
     
  23. Tobias

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    he encouraged people to get vaccinated at a rally a couple months ago and got booed

    they’ve lost control of the mob
     
  24. bigred77

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    This is where I am so confused
     
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  25. NDJOECA

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    it’s not even US Catholics, it’s literally just American bishops.
     
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  26. a.tramp

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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    I hate that I know this but she’s been married for a bit
     
  28. Beeds07

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  29. Beeds07

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    Nah, giving up $1.5 million/yr because he fell down a Google wormhole is the chefs kiss part.

     
  30. OldazzNinjaman

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    He was at an Alabama city of the summer for one of his rally’s and was booed by his peoples for telling them to get vaccinated. He told them that he needed them around and they still booed him.
     
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  31. Beeds07

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    I was boo him saying he needed them around too
     
  32. IV

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    I’m guessing southern Catholics don’t realize they’re not really in the white supremacist club, been a long time since the Klan was running at full force
     
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  33. Constant

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    When my wife and I were first in SC house-hunting, we were driving around with the realtor showing us houses. He was talking about how quickly we'd make friends, and asked in that Southern way, "where do y'all go to church?" I paused, because we don't, then answered, "we're Catholics".

    His turn to pause, but thoughtfully, then responded, "I think we've got some of them around heah".
     
  34. wes tegg

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    I think Southern Catholics are keenly aware of that, because they’re always in the minority. Northern Catholics tend to forget.
     
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  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    Grew up in Central Florida, knew maybe 5 Catholics growing up. Wife’s mom is from Illinois, and everyone in her family there is Catholic. Just very different in the southeast vs the Midwest and northeast.
     
  36. IV

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    You’re right
     
  37. Sir Phobos

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    I grew up Catholic in Virginia. the metro area I live in has around 300,000 people.

    there are three Catholic churches for that population.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Some Catholics refuse to get vaccinated because either Moderna or J&J was developed with stem cells from a fetus aborted 50 years ago. Truly bonkers behavior.
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Elective terminations because they would have been still births. But yeah, it’s 2 from the 1960’s used for medicines still to this day.
     
  40. Prospector

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    By fsr
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    Not getting the jab so I can become the personification of my favorite Funkadelic album

     
  42. Constant

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    Invermectin also handles parasites.
     
  43. El Tiburon

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    More like MAGAts, amirite?
     
  44. Funshot Residue

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    JFC. Not good lunchtime reading.
     
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  45. One Two

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    Going to fall on this sword since I just did this, but do not google image search “maggots in mouth” no matter how curious you are.
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    How about “maggots in dickhole,” is that still safe?
     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  48. Pharm

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    Is that a lot or little. I’m kinda confused
     
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  49. Tobias

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    srs?