Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    You better keep that full beard then.
     
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  2. Constant

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    I've been tempted to go full-shaved (facial area only, boys...don't get excited). But gat damn you can get used to not shaving.
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I can't grow a beard for shit either so I just use an electric trimmer once or twice a week.
     
  4. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Just had a lady come in in scrubs no mask so I was like thats odd. She wraps up her obnoxious phone call and starts asking me if I believe there is really a pandemic. Says its all made up but then tells me she got Covid and she is glad she got it. She then tells me the Chinese Communist Party is a group of sick fucks trying to kill us all. Then asks if I subscribe to the Epoch Times.
    Shes a nail tech from Boston. Will be monitoring her socials for future death.
    Really cool morning here.
     
  5. El Tiburon

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    Was she hot?
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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    Kinda similar for my aunt, not the goatee, but her name is Karen.
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    But she wears scrubs so she obviously is a medical professional
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Where do you work and why didn't you kick her out?
     
  9. Detlef Schrempf

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    The-Mainboard.com
     
  10. Clown Baby

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  11. Constant

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    RN stands for Real Nurse, and I'm buying it.
     
  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They don’t just give scrubs to anyone. You get your first set at medical school graduation with your diploma.
     
  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Except Jeff Fisher, he seems pretty cool
     
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  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Tamara Drock is an exquisite Florida name
     
  15. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    I'm a lib cuck barista
     
  16. NYGator

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  17. Clown Baby

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  18. Constant

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    It's a real mistake to marry someone relatively normal.
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    My wife has lost all respect for me because I believe that God himself has revealed to me that vaccines are the devil
     
  20. Detlef Schrempf

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    So this guy worked at New Life Baptist church?’oh the sweet irony
     
  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    there are exceptions
    not many of us, but there are
     
  22. HowdyHorns

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    Of course it proves the rule.
     
  23. El Tiburon

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    But on the bright side, she’s smart enough to see through all the lies about masks and vaccines!
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    1. gym
    2. Forever 21
    3. Pants, clean brackets, belts
    4. Costco family pack condoms
    5. Profit
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    The fifth step is actually to immerse yourself in a subculture of pickup artists and profit from a bestselling book about it

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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that’s all profit
     
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  27. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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  28. jbr

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    Uh how do you think I scored a wife?

    1. Penetration
    2. Being a pickup artist
    3. Goatee

    In that order
     
  29. El Tiburon

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    Someone should post in a Pee Wee Herman pretending to be a biker voice, “I think we should try not being crazy anymore.”
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I used to have a goatee but now go with the permanent 5 o’clock shadow. I feel this is a better look and proves I don’t have a double chin.
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    All these unvaccinated dudes dying of covid give off strong fathers rights vibes. Maybe if we condition custody and alimony on vaccine status they’ll come around
     
  32. Constant

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    Tired: Deadbeat Dads.

    Wired: Dead Dads.
     
  33. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    We had this exact thing happen when they protested our vaccine mandates
     
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  34. Can I Spliff it

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    The replies in the fox news tweet about it are *chef's kiss*
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    In Chicago it is about 1 catholic church for every 9,300 people, in a city that also has a ton of Baptist churches. The entire state of Minnesota it is a 1 to 30,000 ratio, Minnesota is not very catholic.

    1 per every 100,000 is very low.
     
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  36. Pharm

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    I mean we had zero Catholic Churches in my town but like 20 Protestant style in a small town. I’m genuinely curious.
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    Take your loved one out of the hospital. Take the hospital equipment and providers with you. You’re the hospital now.
     
  38. Seavie

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  39. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    “Look at me. Look at me. I am the hospital now.”
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    If the hospitalist asks if you’re sure you want to leave AMA that means “ask me anything” before you become the hospital
     
  41. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    disappointing your daughter to own the libs
     
  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gimme my own hospital at home! Gimme a pro bono attorney! Gimme internet money for free because I don't wanna work!

    But fuck those libtards and their entitlements and hand outs
     
  43. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    if the police come knocking 9 months after you tried doing a coup, you've just been gestapo'd.
     
  44. ned's head

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    Saw an article on this and looked for a tweet on a patient to post the story here, and it's gotten the bot outrage treatment. Awesome policy. Hope more people can get denied important things.
     
  45. Clown Baby

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  46. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  47. timo

    timo a joker in the pack
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    SOUNDS LIKE OLE JAY GOT THE PLACEBO NOT THE REAL HORSE PASTE
     
  48. a.tramp

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    What if Jay, and just hear me out, vaccines are a treatment for covid? You know that old saying Jay, the one that starts out with “an ounce of prevention…”