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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.
You better keep that full beard then.
I've been tempted to go full-shaved (facial area only, boys...don't get excited). But gat damn you can get used to not shaving.
I can't grow a beard for shit either so I just use an electric trimmer once or twice a week.
Just had a lady come in in scrubs no mask so I was like thats odd. She wraps up her obnoxious phone call and starts asking me if I believe there is really a pandemic. Says its all made up but then tells me she got Covid and she is glad she got it. She then tells me the Chinese Communist Party is a group of sick fucks trying to kill us all. Then asks if I subscribe to the Epoch Times.
Shes a nail tech from Boston. Will be monitoring her socials for future death.
Really cool morning here.
Was she hot?
Kinda similar for my aunt, not the goatee, but her name is Karen.
But she wears scrubs so she obviously is a medical professional
Where do you work and why didn't you kick her out?
RN stands for Real Nurse, and I'm buying it.
They don’t just give scrubs to anyone. You get your first set at medical school graduation with your diploma.
Except Jeff Fisher, he seems pretty cool
Tamara Drock is an exquisite Florida name
I'm a lib cuck barista
You hate to see it
It's a real mistake to marry someone relatively normal.
My wife has lost all respect for me because I believe that God himself has revealed to me that vaccines are the devil
So this guy worked at New Life Baptist church?’oh the sweet irony
there are exceptions
not many of us, but there are
Of course it proves the rule.
But on the bright side, she’s smart enough to see through all the lies about masks and vaccines!
2. Forever 21
3. Pants, clean brackets, belts
4. Costco family pack condoms
The fifth step is actually to immerse yourself in a subculture of pickup artists and profit from a bestselling book about it
that’s all profit
Uh how do you think I scored a wife?
2. Being a pickup artist
In that order
Someone should post in a Pee Wee Herman pretending to be a biker voice, “I think we should try not being crazy anymore.”
I used to have a goatee but now go with the permanent 5 o’clock shadow. I feel this is a better look and proves I don’t have a double chin.
All these unvaccinated dudes dying of covid give off strong fathers rights vibes. Maybe if we condition custody and alimony on vaccine status they’ll come around
Tired: Deadbeat Dads.
Wired: Dead Dads.
We had this exact thing happen when they protested our vaccine mandates
The replies in the fox news tweet about it are *chef's kiss*
In Chicago it is about 1 catholic church for every 9,300 people, in a city that also has a ton of Baptist churches. The entire state of Minnesota it is a 1 to 30,000 ratio, Minnesota is not very catholic.
1 per every 100,000 is very low.
I mean we had zero Catholic Churches in my town but like 20 Protestant style in a small town. I’m genuinely curious.
Take your loved one out of the hospital. Take the hospital equipment and providers with you. You’re the hospital now.
“Look at me. Look at me. I am the hospital now.”
If the hospitalist asks if you’re sure you want to leave AMA that means “ask me anything” before you become the hospital
disappointing your daughter to own the libs
Gimme my own hospital at home! Gimme a pro bono attorney! Gimme internet money for free because I don't wanna work!
But fuck those libtards and their entitlements and hand outs
if the police come knocking 9 months after you tried doing a coup, you've just been gestapo'd.
Saw an article on this and looked for a tweet on a patient to post the story here, and it's gotten the bot outrage treatment. Awesome policy. Hope more people can get denied important things.
SOUNDS LIKE OLE JAY GOT THE PLACEBO NOT THE REAL HORSE PASTE
What if Jay, and just hear me out, vaccines are a treatment for covid? You know that old saying Jay, the one that starts out with “an ounce of prevention…”