Gambling Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. ohhaithur

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    100%. It's a -300 fair value

    If you don't like it, go arb it on
     
  2. petey23

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    Welp, at least the Leafs took the suspense out of the night early.
     
  3. DuffandMuff

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    I like fading the public. What's the best website/twitter account for tracking large public favorites? I'm already on SportsInsights.
     
  4. bro

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    I miss the 2H unders
     
  5. ohhaithur

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    Wendel Clark only cares about the penny stocks now
     
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  6. ohhaithur

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  7. undrtow

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    Tiger Woods

    DK went live in Michigan at noon today and is giving away $. Boost on if a 3 pointer is made by the Pistons tonight and if a TD is scored Sunday
     
  8. Dildo Dawgins

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    Here's my approach right now: my state legalized in November so I don't have enough losses to itemize. If I did then I would and report my winnings and losses and pay taxes accordingly. Unless I get something from the legal sites, I'm not going to report it. I know that's not the way it works, but I'm an underwriter and gamble almost every day, so I feel like I understand risk, and this is one I'm willing to make. Again this is only if the books do not send me any type of tax form, which again, I know the responsibility is on me and not them. Of course this is subject to change as I read more about other people's experiences, but the laws need to change because it makes it not worth it to begin with and will draw people to offshore or illegal books.
     
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  9. ohhaithur

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    I would happily report my net winnings as income
     
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  10. Dildo Dawgins

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    Yeah me too. I believe with more states legalizing that the laws will be updated sooner than later, but all those $10 arbs I was hitting could really come back to bite me in the ass. My net winnings were about 2k and total winnings more than 10k. If I'm paying 24% tax bracket on those total winnings then I'm actually losing money. Makes no sense.

    Also no way I would've won that much on regular or offshore books. I hit those promos and bonuses hard, so I hate when people say to not use the legal books - well then I wouldn't have won anything or would be barely above 50%
     
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  11. Wendel Clark

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    I haven’t made a sports bet since Wild Card Sunday. I got busy with work and the girl coming up. Trying to impregnate her which is probably stupid but who knows.
     
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  12. ohhaithur

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    Yeah based on current laws I have a preposterous AGI. Like 3x my real income
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    after you ejaculate, provide some 2H unders and tennis bets.
     
  14. Houndster

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    I wouldn’t expect the tax laws for gambling to change anytime soon. They wrote it that way on purpose
     
  15. Wendel Clark

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    BTW in Canada, gambling winnings is not taxable which is very nice
     
  16. ohhaithur

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    I disagree, once people get crushed with taxes and quit these legal books, there will be lobbying to change it
     
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  17. letan

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    Florida doesn’t have legal sports gambling yet so I don’t have to worry about it but a quick google says draftkings/fan duel/etc have to issue you a 1099 if you have over $600 in net winnings. That is also reported to the IRS
     
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  18. ohhaithur

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    Yes. I’m gonna be laying 4 digits on him
     
  20. petey23

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    Had Wild, Avalanche, Leafs, Pens, and Capitals tonight!

    $20 paid $266
     
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  21. juice

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    Nuggets +1 was a fucking roller coaster.

    :oface:
     
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  22. ohhaithur

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    Post before the games next time!
     
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  23. Dildo Dawgins

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    Someone tell me about UFC. I took that DK boost for McGregor to win at +100 but that's only a $25 max.

    DK and FD both have boosts for him to win in rounds 1 or 2. That a good play?
     
  24. bro

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    On them tonight with Booker out for Phoenix
     
  25. bro

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    Goodness what a game
     
  26. Corky Bucek

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    Got drunk last night thanks to a couple of triple IPAs and bet my buddy Bucs +3 for $200, not really feeling it today :killme:
     
  27. juice

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    Good call bro

    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  28. bro

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    Bailed out by Murray
     
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  29. letan

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    Woo boy. Lost every single bet I made today
     
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  30. The Hebrew Husker

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    Told my friend to fade McGregor, then I fell asleep and forgot to bet. Oops. Could have used that one.
     
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  31. The Hebrew Husker

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    I keep going back and forth on this KC/BUF game. KC should win, but at the same time they have not been too impressive the last month or so, while Buffalo has been solid.
     
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  32. Dildo Dawgins

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    I like GB today but the other game is a crap shoot imo. Might do Buffalo +3 so it'll probably end like the KC playoff games last year where the Buffalo cover looks great for 55 minutes.
     
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  33. mal630

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    KC hasn't covered in like 10 weeks.
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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  35. juice

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    Georgia Bulldogs

    Packers -3
    Chiefs -3
     
  36. bro

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    Bills are 17-1 this year when teased
     
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  37. juice

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    Pretty rough weekend for the Suns to lose both of those games.
     
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  38. petey23

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    Only pays about 9-1 but going to parlay these 5 games today.
    Vegas
    Isles
    Pens
    Blues
    Avalanche
     
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  39. DuffandMuff

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    Let’s ride
     
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  40. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Stupid prop bets

    Gronk first td +1500

    Brady at +2800 was tempting
     
  41. bro

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    Don’t think he sneaks much these days
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    He scored on a sneak last week.
     
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  43. ohhaithur

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  44. dblplay1212

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    Chiefs/Bills o54.5
     
  45. bro

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    Unfortunately Max bet is 10. But I still took it.
     
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  46. bro

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    Biggest bet of the day is GB ML and Singletary over receiving yards parlay.
     
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  47. Dildo Dawgins

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    Just dropped a 10u bet on GB -3 and a 3u bet on GB/GB halftime/full game. All TB bets looking good now.
     
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  48. The Hebrew Husker

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    WTF happened to the snow in GB? Lol I thought it was forecasted so I didn’t take the over.
     
  49. ryno23

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    Evans to score was the quickest bet I have won in a good while.
     
  50. ohhaithur

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    my standard "bet the most talented player on the team that wins the coin flip" is working very well for me this year