Gas Shortage

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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  2. fucktx

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    We run these tests and 10% of our own fucking IT staff click on them.
     
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  4. g8r

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    Dumbest one I saw was a member service person got a phishing test email comprised on one big red flashing button that said click here. So of course she clicked it…..baffling.
     
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    Oh I thought they just had to restore from their back up cd rom. Fishy!
     
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So they issue a statement and then it gets brought out that they actually paid them off. Nothing shady going on over at Colonial.

    “Colonial has rejected the demands of their attackers, opting instead to work with private cybersecurity company FireEye to rebuild systems and recover backup information.”
     
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  11. HowdyHorns

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    Not shady just not advertising themselves as marks.
     
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  13. fucktx

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    this one is actually hilarious

    fucking florida
     
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    People are so fucking stupid

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  15. spagett

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    It's the one part of apocalyptic movies that's 100% accurate

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  16. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but all you have to do is go on the guys website and say a station is out of gas. They're not exactly fact checking those reports.
     
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    Pryor was right
     
  18. THF

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    Wasn’t sure where to put this. Figured the “gas shortage is all the truckers fault” thread would do.

    Interesting thread.

     
  19. Icculus is a Bammer

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  20. racer

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    What’s happening to dark side?
     
  21. Icculus is a Bammer

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    It’s in the thread. But they’ve been dealt with and no more shenanigans from them
     
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    They are getting a very stern talking to
     
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    I feel like jlaw-yeahsureok.gif is appropriate here.
     
  25. Ty Webb

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    Good. We need to come down heavy on these people.
     
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  27. Icculus is a Bammer

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  28. racer

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    Have we discussed the meat hack?

     
  29. Lyrtch

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    they asking for bitcoin as ransom too?

    should probably try and get rid of that
     
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  32. Goose

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  33. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Do you know how angry you must be to put those signs on your truck?
     
  34. infected donkey

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    If only we had a more robust railway system to alleviate all the trucking congestion on the interstates and only used the trucks for local deliveries.
     
  35. Goose

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    Eminent domain the fuck out of cities

    Special truck collector roads everywhere
     
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    Too angry
     
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  37. timo

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    last week they had their annual truck protest (Ten Four DC) on the national mall. Basically 30 tractors parked on the mall adorned in "trump won" flags, anti-vax (and various other conspiracy theories) signs, and shit like this.. randomly blaring their horns every so often thereby making it very difficult for user timo to take phone calls outside his construction project
     
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  38. spagett

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    I kinda like it

    You can easily picture this guy complaining about it while the whole bar ignores him
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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  41. Redav

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    Man I had forgotten about the end of days gas shortage from 5 months ago
     
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  42. BuckeyeRiot

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    Just in time for the new end of days gas shortage.
     
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  43. TC

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    You think it's bad now, wait til November!!!
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    Can't wait for Steve to rear-end a family of four and have to defend his ass with that shit on the back of his trailer.
     
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  45. racer

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    Honestly shocked Steve is in ground transportation. I’d think he’d be in air cargo.

    with a big ol’ jet airliner