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  1. Codename Duchess

    Codename Duchess Well-Known Member

    I'm enjoying all of these flashbacks from 4 years ago to see how fat and disgusting Katie has gotten. What was Schwartz thinking?
     
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  2. 941Gator

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    That was honestly great tv. And Kristen does a lot of coke.
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    I will never understand why Carl keeps going back to the Lauren well #summerhouse
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    No kidding. She's awful, but he's obviously a tit man and she and her whapsacks are there.
     
  5. jaimej

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    Whapsacks! Never heard that one before, excellent.
     
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  6. NilesIrish

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    Lost it at #whapsacks
     
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  7. Jake Scott

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    Someone called them "Wopbobaloobops" the other day and I lost it.
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    GlennyBalls is on watch what happens live... We're crossing streams!
     
  9. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Received notice that T-Rav has begun following me on Instagram. Next to being given dump's framed jersey, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
     
  10. Jake Scott

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    You want an easy arrest? Offer to sell him some cocaine.
     
  11. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Friends don't do that to friends
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    He's a politician. When he turns on you, don't say I didn't warn you.
     
  13. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Well we're BFF sooooooo
     
  14. Fran Tarkenton

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  15. Jake Scott

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    Wish Everett was hit by a car
     
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  16. 941Gator

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    Anyone know dude to the right of Jax?
     
  17. Fran Tarkenton

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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn, Shep still jealous of Craig
     
  19. wes tegg

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    Doubt it.
     
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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Money doesn't cure all jealousy
     
  21. wes tegg

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    I think he's got an objectively better life all around. I think he probably genuinely hates the dude and has to pretend to be friends for TV.
     
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  22. Fran Tarkenton

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    Id hate Craig too
     
  23. MODEVIL

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    Craig taken the bar exam yet? It's not difficult to register for the exam lol.
     
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  24. Fran Tarkenton

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    Im pretty sure his entire storyline this season will be focused around him signing up to take the Bar 3 yrs after graduating.

    Now that he has wifed up Naomi and she doesnt appear to be down to drink and snort.
     
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  25. MODEVIL

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    looked at his instagram...lol this guy

     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe. Don't judge a book by its cover.

    Just because he's wealthy doesn't mean he's fucked up inside. He seems to have some emotional issues and has seemed jealous of Craig in the past.
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Craig is the epitome of a douche bag, so don't take my comments as defending him.
     
  28. wes tegg

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    I know his family and have friends in common. He's a pretty normal, well-adjusted dude by all accounts.
     
  29. 941Gator

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    He came clean and said he hadn't graduated at that point. They let him walk, but he still needed a credit. Now it appears he just took it.

    Craig seems like he aspires to be a good dude.
    Shep is the man.
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    He seems like the most down to earth person on the show along with Cameronx and considering his money situation kinda surprising.

    Just seems like there is some underlying issues he has and especially with Craig.

    I am fully basically get his on a highly edited reality TV show that is heavily staged, so my opinion is probably highly more accurate than yours. :smug:
     
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Craig so desperately wants to be rich.

    It really is shocking the 1 thing that is keeping him from that is taking the bar and becoming a lawyer.

    Outside whatever the show pays him of course
     
  32. wes tegg

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    That and the fact he went to a shitty for-profit law school and has shit for brains.
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    Carl is a huge douche.
     
  34. NilesIrish

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    You guys knowing some of these dudes is hilarious.

    The fact that I'm a big old queen and watch this shit is funnier though.
     
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  35. Fran Tarkenton

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    I had more issue with the gay alabaman yapping to the kitchen about it, but yea I have no clue what Carl is thinking. Weird guy.

    Wanting to hook up with Lauren in the 1st place....or trying to pull that fuckery with a chick (and accompanying twin) that seem to be Stage 5 crazy.
     
  36. wes tegg

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    Totally agree that Stephen's snitching was unforgivable, but Carl's failure to really own his stepping out was the worst. Don't go out and bang some rando and then play the "I just respect you too much" card. At least Kyle had the decency to admit to his girlfriend that he just didn't want to date her during the summer but now does.
     
  37. 941Gator

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    How stupid must Tom's brothers be to not be able to make it to the wedding. Such a side plot.
     
  38. skiedfrillet

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    Lala and Ariana on WWHL monday night

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  39. The_QCT

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    Lala is ratchet bitch but got damn....

    And Ariana is just a bitch, but got damn...




     
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  40. Baby Rabbit

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    Arianna getting plastic surgery is so disappointing.

    She looked amazing before, now she just looks like another LA chick.

    Jake Scott why must women do this???
     
  41. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    LaLa so fine, even after Hayes Pullard ran through that.
     
  42. Jake Scott

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    Lala is fucking disgusting imo she dresses like JLo from 1998.

    And you can't cover up bad acne with globs of makeup.

    I know that's a super TMB take but I'm serious.
     
  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    :edmond:
     
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  44. 941Gator

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    Whoa, didn't know that. Welp.
     
  45. jaimej

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    Honestly felt like the entire situation was set up to add drama. Seemed super fake and weird.

    LOL the JLo 1998 comment is A+.
     
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  46. wes tegg

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    Indeed. His looking up at the camera was too much.
     
  47. wes tegg

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    I loved the cold open for Southern Charm last night. T-Rav is the GOAT.
     
  48. Truman

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    Definitely not as good as T-Rav telling everyone to fuck off in last year's cold open, but nothing is.

    Landon is so cringy. T-Rav definitely lives by "You miss 100% of the shots you dont take" . Makes for great TV

    Glad this show is back so I can actually participate itt again and not just lurk and laugh about the Mars Attacks Twins.
     
  49. wes tegg

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    And Craig telling Landon immediately that he had just talked to Kathryn was so Craig.
     
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  50. Truman

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    Cam is really the only likable person on this show.
     
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