Real men watch Bravo TV

Started off watching it when I was still trying to woo the wife. That shits been on for damn near a decade at this point.

 

My wife has probably 40 seasons of different Real Housewives of Wherever. Plus spinoffs. And the spinoffs of the spinoffs.

They say money can't buy happiness but it sure as hell can buy Botox and crazy.

 

I had the Kardashians child locked from my cable box because my bff used to put on E! News while she did crap around the house and then the Kardashians would come on afterwards.

 

i watch the fuck out of vanderpump

can't stand any of the other shows =x

 

i've also seen scheana's softcore porn movies

 

oh you weren't aware?

they're on cinemax late night all the time

one's called Femme Fatales

can't remember the other one

 

scheana is in a softcore porn that frequents cinemax

you see her naked

idk where else to go w/ this

 

I just googled her and tried to find it. Quite the imdb profile:

She is best known for being one of the many mistresses of D-List actor Eddie Cibrian, as well as being unceremoniously dumped by an embarrassed John Mayer, after publicly claiming to be his girlfriend, while he was merely sleeping with her

 

nah girl, it's all real

femme fatales is some shitty cinemax softcore porn show and she's on an episode or two. think it's s2 ep 1 iirc

 

I dunno. I only watch Southern Charm so im way behind the curve on who all these people are

 

But does anybody have Stassi's dildo video?

 

Thanks a lot, Vanderpump

 

Indeed

 

Kathryn sans make up is a rough sight.

 

It's almost suicide-worthy

 

Love that Shepp always makes remarks about people's work ethic or lack of stability while he's living off a trust fund

edit - also WTF does Patricia need an intern for?

 

Idk but I remember him saying something along the lines of "I dont have to work because im lucky enough to have an inheritance " when he was scolding Craig last year when he was being a bum.

It was on the golf course. Shepp and Whitney were like we're rich, we dont have to work


And Craig was all like

 

Who watches Shahs of Sunset? Gigi is straight crazy.

 

Spoiler

 

Asifa takes the crazy cake

 

So I assume Craig's role in his new job is to provide sluts for the bow tie wearing cornball?

 

That's Asifa, bro

 

Yeah, fuck man I feel bad for her boyfriend friend, but he's a fuck wad too.
The Persian barbie from a few seasons ago was real hot, fake as shit, but real hot.

 

Was that the hot chick from a few years back on Survivor at Cam's dinner party? Feel like reality tv is one big intertwined universe.

 

You look like shit

 

All joking aside, are titty magnets a thing?